TIL my neighbour loves cats, but will cheerfully and brutally murder other mammals
Sensible Chuckle
Irrational Giggle
How to fleabomb an apartment
I'm cooking a spinach-and-feta-stuffed BBQ grilled meatgasm for dinner.
Going through old Photoshops from 2004, when:
What we're all going to be seeing a lot of today...
You see Ivan, if problem is apartment have insect, for putting spray bomb in fire masheen is fix all.
Vibe check and colours, you say?
MFW I get home tonight and I hear my flatmate and her boyfriend in the bathroom having a loud screamy bonk
So I'm tidying my attic when I suddenly see a spider
I draw things poorly with a builder's pencil