Smayds

246851 pts ยท July 1, 2013


Progenitor, Kerfuffle, Equinox, Fletcher and Betwixt are my top 5 cool words.

TIL my neighbour loves cats, but will cheerfully and brutally murder other mammals

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Sensible Chuckle

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Irrational Giggle

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How to fleabomb an apartment

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I'm cooking a spinach-and-feta-stuffed BBQ grilled meatgasm for dinner.

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Going through old Photoshops from 2004, when:

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What we're all going to be seeing a lot of today...

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You see Ivan, if problem is apartment have insect, for putting spray bomb in fire masheen is fix all.

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Vibe check and colours, you say?

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MFW I get home tonight and I hear my flatmate and her boyfriend in the bathroom having a loud screamy bonk

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So I'm tidying my attic when I suddenly see a spider

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I draw things poorly with a builder's pencil

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