How I feel when I detangle my three feet of hair
I was awarded the 1 Year Trophy today, so have some OC!
Here's my contribution for the day!
My sister thinks she's funny; her boyfriend must think so too if he lets her do this to his car
Left my unpaired socks on my bed unattended
Smartass Google Chrome (smart-ass? smart ass?)
My boss brought her beagles in today...
"I don't drive a car, honey. I drive a boat."
What happens when you live with your Nail Technician Sister
Talking to them is a bit of an uphill struggle
That cat was just trying to take a bath, man