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retiredoldpainintheass
timbazi
Iblamemyparentstoo
JFC....
MissDeeMeanor
hungoveratworkguy
PatrickDenStore
Dude... I was eating...
MipMop
Sixsystems
I almost lost the Triple Whopper I was eating.
BeTheFirstToComment
Don’t forget to find the time to work it off.
enterusernamehere25
Eat that vomit. There are over a billion ppl starving on this planet sweetie.
PatrickDenStore
Gonna wrap it up and send it to your mum she enjoyed it the last time around.
Malak224
Imagine that thing staring out at you from your closet..😬😳
PineappleLoopsBroether
This is the thing that has always been feared to be under the bed
breakingcode
Gonstackk
meatballdreamer
hellospacemonkey
Loomer is 33 years old. I've seen the Russian lip injection trend and it is so bad. Sorry, but when I see the huge injected lips, it's not a good look. It's not good.
Jamesstin
It's not that the procedure is bad but that it's over done. The people providing these services have zero incentive, at least direct Incentive to tell these people "nah you'll crazy if we go bigger.". you probably know plenty of people with his procedure done and it's just not easy to tell
nintendolunchbox
And they think they look good.
Krytture
Tight skin, high cheek bones, big lips. That's what everything says is sexy, that's what I want! / And that's what they get. From there, they have to at least pretend it's beautiful or else *gasp* they made a mistake
nintendolunchbox
And everyone around them says ohhhhh.... It looks greeeeeat. But just like make up. It's not about other people thinking they are attractive , it's themselves and their own issues.
TrueLegateDamar
For their masters, this self-mutilation is to show they are part of the group and can't leave.
rezexelon
I kind of wonder if they know they look hideous but like the other commenter said, if they are doing it because it's the loyalty mark? Gotta pay to play or whatever
nintendolunchbox
No. I think they are under the delusion this is what youth looks like.
Cognit0Hazard
She's anti-trans, but she's had more cosmetic surgeries to look like a woman than any transgirls I know. And while those girls are trying to 'pass,' Laura doesn't even pass for human.
thundercactus
She blew right through the plastic surgeons and went straight to the play-doh surgeons.
woozle
schmurfturf
jodu
The painting he's looking at is "The Judgement of Cambyses" which depicts a man getting flayed alive.
JonnyTightlips
This is extra good because he plays an (spoilers!) alien in the tv show Sugar.
axerdz
Get fuked with that mate
DarkSock
Thanks for the fucking spoiler, I'm two episodes in. Here's a pro tip, putting the actual spoiler immediately after the word spoiler doesn't do shit.
Great job.
JonnyTightlips
https://media1.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1azlwYWo2bTFjajZ3M3l0aGNvcTVpZDVkMTIxNHBwYXBtNzhicTNkeSZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/3ohzdYJK1wAdPWVk88/200w.webp
Krashtestdummy
BorkSamson
Bro... that guy looks like Craig Robinson's dad or some shi.
SecretAgentSuperBooger
weidermeijer
“Golly”
DosPadres
BellsTheorem
69Voltage
Serious mental issues in order to do that to oneself
RElGNMAN
azazyel
Starts at $200K https://www.virginiafacialplasticsurgery.com/blog/the-mar-a-lago-face
Malak224
Why so much to look like a cheap Halloween mask?
MipMop
According to their website, it's the "Power Face". Meant for "Power Signaling Through Appearance" and "Rising Above the Crowd". The fact that it costs so much (or gives the appearance of costing so much) is the selling point. The maintenance costs and time off required are added "benefits" belying it's use as a status symbol for the ultra-wealthy and powerful.
TL;DR: they're paying beaucoup amounts of money to mutilate themselves to fit in with other rich assholes.
lildude52ca
Jesus fuck that just so god damn hideous. If i was a woman i'd hate to look like this. if i was a man dating this..... well... i wouldnt.
seriously9
Who is this and why is it polluting my intrawebs these days? Canadian tired of our southern trailer park problems polluting my leisure time. Just show up at the polls and get rid of them hem all. It’s pretty simple quit whining about what you caused.
Ionico
https://media3.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1enVzbzhqcmFlMmR0MGQyd29odm5rMDQyMXRhc2d2bDlzMXlnMmIwYyZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/RB7rA1o5OOr0A/200w.webp
charondaboatman
Purge
kurvarVillain
The machines are becoming more "human"
jwillywill
whapowpow
aceof72
Disgusting
PeeterGrant
She's disgusting but I don't think that is a real photo of her.
mechscientist
It does look edited, but if it is, it isn't *that* edited.
FreePalestineAndTheWorldFromIsrael
With that much plastic surgery i dont think any photo is a real photo of her
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Does anybody else remember Robert Z'Dar? Actor from the 1980's with cherubism? Seeing her photo brought him to mind.
woozle
he was in Samurai Cop.
v gif not him, but he's in it.
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
They call him samurai. He speaks fluent Japanese. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=paTW3wOyIYw
michiyl
One of the Soultakers!
FussyZeus
God Samurai Cop sucks so much shit, I love it
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
Crispy4Skin
https://media0.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bnB1eXc4bzU1NWZ1c2pxeHk4Mms0OW5iYnQwaXRraTZiZ3hpaXBrbiZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/xnvXXXbNxjxok/200w.webp
Daywalker27
You broke THAT jaw!?
Gestalt7
My first thought too!
DrewThe3DPrinterGuy
He deserved it!
JasonThorn
+1 for TANGO AND CASH reference.
"You know this guy?"
"Yes...YES! I LOVED you in CONAN THE BARBARIAN!"
bippityboppitybuttsex
What is insane to me is, in her original form, she looked fine... like a person...
I know this image is manipulated, but if you go back to the 2010s, she looked like a regular human.
W0lfsbl00d
People like Pedonald and all his pedo buddies that have run the modeling industry for decades, visual entertainment media including even shit like foxnews channel, social media beauty standards in certain subculture bubbles and even the magat party standards have pushed this into people worse than ever...
She's also got a personality and body disorder. Id feel bad for her if she hadn't been and wasn't being such a shit ass person.
bippityboppitybuttsex
So, my wife is my age (almost 60) and she is more attractive cuz she has never worn makeup or gotten work done (she did get a nose job after a pretty catastrophic maxillofacial injury in college)... she also doesn't drink and exercises regularly... she looks like she is in her 40s and looks fine.
Someone needs to remind these women that for the vast majority of them, they look fine and they don't need to do all of this barbaric shit to look good.
1Megaton
Yeah, she’s only 33. All the work and makeup make her look late 50s.
bippityboppitybuttsex
So, I think this is a classic case of 'self-hating Jewish girl'... I ran into these as a kid (the joke was that Jewish girls got a fur coat or a nose job at 16, so if you saw one with a real nose, you asked her about the coat)... (FWIW, I kept my nose).
She looked fine when she was young, but my guess is she hated how she looked so she destroyed it (note I am referring to the Left picture of her, pre nosejob):
bippityboppitybuttsex
You can see the hack job she did as she progressed further and further into Body Dysmorphia and the embracing of antisemitic groups that hate her for being Jewish.
Please note, she is a racist who hates Muslims... she has advocated genocide and is not deserving of sympathy... I only share this info so that you can understand that she is not well person and is a persistent danger to herself.
whereismymind86
right? like, look, i get if you are getting old and you try something to hold onto your youth but...she still looked like a regular middle aged woman. This feels like such an insane overcorrection every time they do it.
bippityboppitybuttsex
She was an attractive young woman and went to some lengths to sabotage it
But that is a key point BDD, it is destructive by design.
Selfinflictedwounds
In a couple of years she will look EXACTLY like this.because she won't stop trying to look "young and pretty". Sad for most people comical for her.
SternLecturePlumbing
Conformity. And submission. Nothing is more submissive than destroying yourself. See foot binding.
meme2theextreme
Unedited photo. She still looks so much worse than she should.
SleazyBijou
Gross
bippityboppitybuttsex
The Left pic is what she looked like before she started exhibiting the Body Dysmorphia Disorder:
SodaForBlood
The pic on the right is edited. It's from satire account Gary Peterson. https://x.com/GaryPetersonUSA/status/1681040774362701824
bippityboppitybuttsex
Yes, I know, I was posting this for the Left image... I did not intend to pass off the right image as accurate and I am not clicking any link to Twitter, ever.
unluckyandbored
Like, her personality is and was shit, but appearance wise she was fine.
BrdCdn
Yep quite pretty honestly. Cosmetic plastic surgery is largely a scam.
bippityboppitybuttsex
So, yes and yes, but sometimes no... Wife had a complete maxillofacial reconstruction after a pretty nightmarish bicycle accident (she was run off the road and rearended a parked car).... the goal of the cosmetic surgery was to make her look like she did before and they did an amazing job.
unluckyandbored
Look, I'm not gonna tell anyone what they can and can't do with their own body. If you want to turn yourself into a circus freak, that's your prerogative. Just don't expect other people to respond positively if you do.
Comet260
I am fascinated by Mar-a-lago face from a psychological standpoint.
Emberpaw
Recently read an article. How supposedly to go so far as to look like a caricature of a human is to show that you are filthy Rich not just Rich... It's disgusting
bippityboppitybuttsex
It is cultish conformity.
I also there is a component of 'the people I want to have a relationship with appear to be attracted to this type of person, so I will try to look like that type of person'
I saw it in college, with women (mostly) dressing like who they perceived to be the attractive/successful/smarter woman, imagining that the clothes were what got them to be attractive/successful/smarter when it was always something deeper.
bippityboppitybuttsex
... I am certain it all stems from a deep-seated self-esteem issue that seems pervasive in the way women are treated in the United States (and probably elsewhere, I just don't have experience with other places) that they are taught to hate how they look that everyone else looks better.
When you talk to the women who are envied, they also have self-esteem issues. Some get thru it, others don't... some of the ones that don't overcome it can exhibit extreme Body Dysmorphia Disorder.
BloatedGuppy
See also "Fundie Baby Voice"
Jamesstin
I don't think it's that. It's really just trying to look younger and the procedures for that all have a similar look and style unfortunately. That they feel like they can't age or else they'll be discarded or unwanted is pretty heartbreaking and really weird
bippityboppitybuttsex
It is not just a one off:
DasBeaker
What I find funny is almost all her social accounts use old images of her.
bippityboppitybuttsex
if I did not know about her political positions, I would have a LOT of empathy for her... she is not well, she has incredibly low self-esteem issues, she has never had a relationship with anyone that lasted more than a few days, she has made several attempts on her own life.
The reality tho is that she is in a cycle where her behavior begets hatred of her which spirals her into more self-destructive personality traits and she thinks the solution is more surgery on her appearance...
ishouldprobablybeworkingrightnow
Hopefully she completes one of those attempts soon
bippityboppitybuttsex
... which creates more public mockery.
She needs to remove herself from public life, but she is also addicted to the attention and does not care if she spends her life alone.
She is completely toxic and she is probably unsavable... and I don't think anyone is going to mourn her when she finally ends it.
lildude52ca
Who is it?
philmoregraves
Laura looney
GiveMeAllTheEggsAndBacon
Laura Loomer
davebarton315101
What is it?
akafluffy
A 30 year old with so much plastic surgery she looks like she's 60 pretending to be 40 again.
ToonMan4351
Laura Loomer, psycho maga conspiracy theorist who’s available to the highest bidder.
NothingPrince
Trump stated best head jobs he's ever had. When we was on the campaign trail with her
southflhitnrun
For whatever you want....
barontaint
Hey but now she supports Ukraine over Russia since Russia is giving the Iranians satellite data to CIA site locations in the region and they are hitting them. I guess Russia helping Iran makes them a temporary enemy again until orange turd changes his mind again.
bippityboppitybuttsex
Please note, 'psycho' is appropriate here since she has been involuntarily committed to a psychiatric facility, multiple times.
Onetonmanwithaspoon
And they just let her out, or did she escape?
bippityboppitybuttsex
So, her first involuntary commitment (Baker Act Hold) was by her father because he feared she was going to harm herself... the second one was for an undisclosed reason and I am not sure who did the committing (if it was a state-action, there would be a record of it; if it was a private medical action there wouldn't).
The Baker Act Hold requires that you be cleared of a fear of risk of self harm or harm to others... these are generally 72 hour holds (similar to a 5150 in CA)
JerBearington
Huh, TIL. And last one wasn’t that long ago in 2019. I don’t think the treatment took…
bippityboppitybuttsex
So, I would like to differentiate being a crazy nutbag from being involuntarily committed cuz a parent thinks you are going to harm yourself.
She is a crazy nutbag, but her commitment indicates someone cared about her and was worried about her safety... I do not have any hope for her becoming sane and I suspect that the extremely low self-esteem she has (see the mutilation by plastic surgery), I don't think she is going to be around much longer.