Everyone knows when the storm’s coming
How do I get my own freaky farm girl?
29 you say? That shirt says 49.
Still not a deal breaker?
Who's funding this research in this economy?
Liberare and Emma Butler are what capitalism injected with humanity can be
A baker and filmmaker in the family. So talented.
Sounds to me like the corporate overlords won again
Do not call Betty for a good time
If I had to get a tattoo…
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He gets me
That's not what I was looking for
Truly sinister
May we have some moar please
Someone is about to go down
May you never plumb to those depths
Easy to spot hard to kill
Ha 50%. Amateur.
Show quality has gone up, but this ?
Perhaps the most relevant relationship test ever
Get yourself a weird girl and you'll never have a dull day in your life
I think mom needs a break
Horsey knows what day it is
Weekends I hope to be the cat toy
Found the guy who's been hoarding all the f*cks
Digging a hole
Just being a hero
Comparing how people behave on the internet versus in real life
So is it KT or TT?
Imagine this is your only option after getting cyclosporiasis
I'm in this video and I don't like it
More talent at 12 than I've ever had
So you subscribe to the Waffle House work culture?
Just doing her job. And doing it well.
Okay, I'm sold. Take my credit card.
It's a trap
It's like a whole different language
That's not the help he was looking for
Truth. The funniest jokes are the ones that you tell yourself.
How about a nice big ice wall?
If he doesn't lose interest, be scared
We are just ingredients in the blender of chaos
At the farmers market for instance
He's dark but merciful
Not yet, Monday.
Always give it your 90%
And definitely no Excel
Kristina Makushenko's underwater Wednesday magic
Have to wait until she turns 50 though
The circle of life
Is it Friday yet?
We're not mad. You're mad.
Quentin Tarantino has entered the chat
I'm 55-45 Alpacalypse
You say picky, I say exclusive.
Unfortunately I think this was Zuck’s original intent
I served
If I had a nickel…
Me too