CleverUsername9999
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Edit:
painting is “The Painter and the Model, 1952 by Antonio Bueno”
Edit: awesome artwork by Emma Atterbury
https://linktr . ee/emmatterbury
https://www . instagram . com/emmatterbury/?hl=en
artie500
And then, there's the hooker who accepted only lace as payment. It was always tit for tat.
geraltofriva
3Davideo
#1 Getting paid in exposure.
AyatollahBahloni
#5 My favorite malaphor is from Pinocchio, when Jiminy Cricket angrily yells, "You've buttered your bread, now sleep in it!"
mak10z
DrMissAnonymous
#9 I use feet and inches and I’m in Canada :( I hate centimetres so much
TastyBrainMeats
#10 Hey, is that Magritte?
CleverUsername9999
nah its The Painter and the Model, 1952 by Antonio Bueno
TastyBrainMeats
Thank you! I've got an artist to look up
AyatollahBahloni
#15 My refrigerator is full of coconut water, my wife loves it. We are leaving for Florida for the winter in two days. 🍆🍆🍆
TheWalkinDude19
#14 I linked this to my players with the message "I gift this to all of you, may you recall its wisdom in our darkest hour." I'm going to kill one of their NPC guild recruitees next session, with a blade that devours souls.
Ih8thisSoMuch
#3 icky tricky lemon sticky
avickers
difficult pifficult lemon squifficult
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
Op this may be the greatest dump in the history of great dumps. Excellent dumpage. Made me feel so much better. Thank you
CleverUsername9999
Glad to add a little light into your world :)
TheBishopofBanterbury
WoTLert
#1 That only counts if he can keep them permanently or if she can only look at the tat for a bit.
BigTex1
#9
dingofdong
#50 AKA ADHD
marquettegoldeneagles
#8 Kinda changes things when the words you're fired come into context and no health insurance. No one cares about mental heath. That said...I'm not doing shit at work today! :)
CleverUsername9999
America tying health insurance to work is a cruel joke.
It is sad how little importance is placed on mental health, i feel and hope that its changing. Alot more people especially from the more recent generations realize the issues and are putting more importance on it. My sincere hope is that it gets better with time and awareness.
marquettegoldeneagles
I hope so too! I've really been feeling better lately just like not taking life so seriously!
mrsdowneyjr
#29 I can't stand when people alter their dogs ears. This has gone too far. First clipping now this?
DancesWithHippos
#29 yeah, I would believe you except the ears.
BoopedYourSnoot
That's just William H. Macy when he hasn't shaved his beard in a while.
CptRobotNinja
Dogs don't have people ears yet?
Cilvaa
It's either AI, manipulated, or someone put the top half of a doll head on the dog.
itstzarina
Iirc it's a doll head but don't quote me on it
AlwaysDownvoteDots
It's just photoshopped, badly
MisspentYouth333
#50 I’m sure Sarah was just making a joke
dingofdong
Either way, both posters were accurately describing ADHD
VaultGirl69
#48 A list of why life in America is awful. Those with bad literal hearts likely can't afford care, and most of us have poisoned drinking water, and we rent the roofs over our head at higher rates than an actual mortgage because we've been priced out of home ownership (especially in regards to down payments). Why are we not buying diamonds? Because they're useless for one, usually mined by morally reprehensible means, and we're busy keeping the roofs over our heads and food in our stomachs.
DrProfessorRocketSurgeon
#5 Ha. Ha. Fuck you.
Frogapus
#31 it’s true, I was drawn to women for much of my life, and then I became one.
BoogiesOogie
Much needed @op thank you<3
whatexactlyisthefunctionofarubberduck
#45 it's like you are reading my mind
KaminoNeko
#5 Does the Pope shit in the woods?
Sypurist
#21 As accurate today as when it was written.
ricpaul
Yesterday?
alyssaaac
Except add 2019 to the list of years that didn’t happen
alyssaaac
And 2020 honestly
Samthetrue
Make that one a "wish it didnt happen"
PrincessWendyB
#3 It's "messy suppressed lemon zest," kiddo!
dexteroexplosion
#5 Even a blind clock finds a squirrel twice a day.
BishlamekGurpgork
Both halves of that mashup are the same idiom, though.
dexteroexplosion
On purpose.
amoth
that dog nearly killed me
ReverseSyzygy
someone should lock it up
AliceAndRabbit
#41and then the CEO has no fish to fish for on his days off. And the CEO's crew was laid off for there was no fish to fish for. And the fisherman who lived there his whole life and knew the sea to be reliable from generational knowledge, starved; for he could not compete with the new ocean predator, the CEO.