CptRobotNinja

276767 pts ยท May 14, 2014


I'm a single dad, nurse and complete nerd. Ive been through the shit. Im a recovering alcoholic. Im a musician of absolutely no renown. If you've read this far I want you to know, if you're having a hard time it really is ok. Its ok to need help. Its ok to ask for help. Hell ask me for help if you need it! Shoot me a message and we will figure it out together. You have to deal with shit in life but you don't have to do it alone. Shout that shit into the void, Im listening.

God speed old boy

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Upvote everything huh?

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GIVE ME VALIDATION

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When the Inquisition hears a lot of May the 4th talk.

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Your overnight healthcare worker Christmas selfie.

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You lucky duck

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Christmas Dump

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My favorite comic book character is...

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Upvote this picture of my girlfriend!

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Christmas selfie and emotional support dump

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Happy Halloween

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A Sober Title

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Happy holidays!

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It was awkward

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I rebuke the turpitude of all those unwilling to stand against anti-human ideology

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I don't have a plant but...

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Today is the only religious holiday I celebrate

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May the 4th be with you

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When on of my friends tells me Im getting fat

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Not. A. Drag. Queen.

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This man has a gift for painting a picture...that I don't want to see

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If we shadows have offended...

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Good

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The tradition lives on.

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Merry Christmas! Have a meme.

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Sober for 6 years day. Have a bunch of stupid memes to celebrate.

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Upvote everything eh?

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Head of the pack.

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Happy Holidays!

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Why do I love Neil Gaiman you ask?

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1 year to the day

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Yellow bellied, lilly livered, no good, down low, over paid, no skill havin

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Peak internet

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It's not very professional

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Fireballs pair well with chicken

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So strange

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Really really tremendous.

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When my patient is confused, the family is hard to deal with and the doctor is a d bag.

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Some people just have no couth

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Super Hero Day

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Critical failure.

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Im just gonna eat my feelings...and brains

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When your wife asks you what your plan for fixing the water heater is.

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Upvote this picture of a whale pooping on a human.

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The Matrix of Hypevotes arises

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Here we see the Christmas whale taking the traditional holiday dook on Ocean Santa

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Buh?

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Not much gas left in the tank

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How I watch when my wife comes out of the shower.

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Knew he could do it!

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It appears Im late for comic book day.

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Classic Spiderman

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Your mom is a title

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This show was my jam son

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You sickos liked that whale pooping didnt you? Well heres a shark pooping. Yeah you like that too dont you. Freaks.

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A small Mon Calamari Star Cruiser dump.

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Fine I'll play.

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Coheed and Cambria puts on a darn good show.

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Seperated from my wife and got laid off from my job but at least I can lightsaber fight with my daughter.

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