DrProfessorRocketSurgeon

240210 pts ยท January 20, 2010


Call on Dr. Professor for all your rocket surgery needs. --- Dr. Professor is a professional, board certified rocket surgeon and brain scienctician, having attended only the finest online universities and Yahoo chat rooms. --- Freelance mad engineer. Part-time damn fool. Occasional genius. Fount of useless information. Opinionated old bastard. Purveyor of violent exothermic reactions. Facilitator of accidents. Arbiter of realities. Agent of Karma. Failed alchemist. Maker of a mean banana daiquiri. Exploder of beavers. Once actually punched a bear in the face. --- (also available for children's parties and dead animal removal) --- Some stories I don't tell... because some things don't have a statute of limitations. --- Get this to the front page and I won't do a goddamn thing except wonder what the hell is wrong with you people... but I do that already so nothing will change.

The glorious Trumpmobile!

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Found this in an antique shop and have been trying to figure out what it is ever since. Any ideas?

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Sometimes the horse mask isn't really appropriate.

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Watch Porn

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I wanted one of these to replace the one I used to have...

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It's the bastard child of the 80s...

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Always use protection when perusing imgur.

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Hamilton, Lafayette, and Washington

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One more reason to love this man.

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I thought all this nonsense seemed familiar.

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It's not as though I'm trying to start something...

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Are doughnuts the new potatoes?

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A little train porn.

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Da Jesus Book.

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I felt like making a few gifs.

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The victim's car was found abandoned on a back country road...

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Anyone want some pizza?

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Crazy cat lady is credit to team!

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It was suggested that I share this with imgur...

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