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Dave nails it....
Mar 22, 2017 9:58 AM
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DontPutThatInThere
This dude though... Damn, I feel the feels.
maggie08mae
I'm missing the connection to chivalry...
mariapia0815
eyebelieveanything
Mother fucker!!! You've got 2 bullshit anti- feminist posts up right now , and a fuck ton prior... GET A LIFE! You act like a little bitch
KarlderMarder
Magazines for men contain women - magazines for women contan - women
tresfab333
Chappelle is pretty insightful about race. On gender/sexuality/etc...he tends to be really damn retrograde/reactionary.
rushid930
Why’ld you misquote it. He doesn't mention feminism once. The rest is the same, why’ld you change the first line?
Davedavedavedavedave
birdscribbles
chivalry wasn't about women to begin with so
Unquote
Magazines telling women they are too fat/too skinny/too confident/not confident enough have nothing to do with feminism.
jeppsson
Just so you know: He never said anything about feminism, its an anti-feminist shitpost with made up quotes.
jedimastergarrett
He's clearly not spent 5 minutes researching feminism considering majority feminists are against the beauty standards in today's magazines.
jeppsson
Just so you know: He never said anything about feminism, its an anti-feminist shitpost with made up quotes.
RealFuckinNito
Actually, chivalry got killed by the industrialization of europe and posterior change from small, elite forces to larger professional 1/2
RealFuckinNito
armies of men-at-arms using long ranged weapons in early modern combat. 2/2
Dionysus187
If all women everywhere gained 50 pounds and stopped wearing make up there would be a 2 week lull and then we'd fuck just as much as ever
Blergbot
Dave Chappelle is fucking beautful
MagikarpalTunnel
If all you want from a woman is blow jobs and maid service of course you're going to end up with a woman with low self esteem.
mehwhyshouldithinkofsomethingunique
jeppsson
Just so you know: He never said anything about feminism, its an anti-feminist shitpost with made up quotes.
SometimesILeaveTheHouse
Chris Rock said the same thing years ago: "Feed me, fuck me, shut the fuck up!" Anyone remember?
bogbodyboogy420
Keep in mind every other page in the magazine is filled with ads for beauty products. Nice that they really get you in the mindset to buy /1
jeppsson
Did you fake the quotes or did someone else? He never said anything about feminism, its an anti-feminist shitpost with made up quotes.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
His solution isnt that better either "dont talk to him too much". Made me giggle thinking of a couple setting up a maximum of words
bogbodyboogy420
Something you think you need /2
szepasszony
Exactly: though that is also the opposite of feminism.
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Go through a bridal magazine.Every 2nd page is an ad and the articles are all like:you're a princess and you can show the world by buying X
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That's not what I'm saying. My point was simply that magazines are mostly outlets for sales.
hornsofthebull
Every woman is ten if she believes it.
rumandbass
articles important.
AdvonKoulthar
Surprise pedophilia?
Winnerrules
Your gonna see a lot of tens.
szepasszony
Beauty magazines are feminist in what universe?
Stanzara
They pretend to be. That's enough for Nice Guys(tm) and MRA's
Unquote
They can be, but if everything is centered on how you are wrong and you wont get a man by being who you are, its not.
Asteroidrules
In the internet circlejerk where everything you dislike can be blamed on feminism.
Lilshadow48
Man I love to randomly bitch about the internet.
poopdoll
XD lol vagina
twotwirlygirlys
You are too young to remember when they did not exist. The very idea that women didn't only want "Good Housekeeping" was a feminist feat.
jeppsson
He never says anything about feminism, its an anti-feminist shitpost with made up quotes.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I feel fat and ugly without magazines, thanks.
highevolutionary
Wear them then
HalifaxSamuels
Me, too, and I'm not even a woman.
idontevenknowsillymonkey
You aren't fat, just come see. Come and sit on my thigh.
InboundHickory8
lurtsman
That username though...
Blud4BludGod
Definitely don't read the magazines then, they really are designed to make you feel bad. I am sure you have qualities that are really...
Blud4BludGod
...beautiful, stranger
swatz
HA, well at least you're funny, right? Fuck it, own fat and ugly, as long as you're fun, I'm in.
TheRightonRed
Just went threw you post. First your not ugly, and nice posts. Wish we had a arcade bar in Madison.
MaybeTheDildoAteYourBaby
I'm pretty sure there's not a picture of me in my posts, but thank you :)
spankythedog
That's cuz you are, but with my new and improved diet pill you'll be skinny and beautiful in no time!
morphed
Then do something about it, exercise and change your diet so you can be just ugly.
daftgamer
I hope that you are only joking. EVERYONE has something that makes them beautiful. It's just hard to see it behind all of the things 1/2
WhatInSamHellIsAPuma
You are my type of favourite person.
ArentYouGladYouCanRead
that make you so ugly 2/2
IWRITEEVERYTHINGINCAPS
OK. SO WHAT MAKES TRUMP BEAUTIFUL?
daftgamer
http://www.snopes.com/trump-flies-sick-boy/
JaimeLannistersRightHand
Speaking his mind. An idiotic mind, but he does speak it...
daftgamer
Just because people don't know everything that a person does doesn't mean that it didn't happen. Kindness can be everywhere.
daftgamer
that society has taught us are important. You are beautiful. You make your friends and family smile. You make people happy.
rogerdarling
I absolutely agree. I've never met someone who didn't have at least one beautiful outer and inner quality.
wlxr
Fuck you /s
toocheesytobehip
Why does everyone blame society for concepts of beauty? There are mathematical proportions that indicate things like presumed fertility etc.
InfernoTerra
Closed a Dave ad on Netflix. Pulled up imgur. To a Dave post. Wut.
Chalybos
The circle is complete.
soujiro14
"Gotcha, bitch!" - Dave Chappelle.
SexualConsent
"You THOUGHT you got rida me!"
Aurulious
*inception sound*
TehSeksyManz
I just watched it, and then see this. As another poster said, *bwaaaaam*
eddythe3rd
*Message!*
PoppinLochNessHopster
Marketing teams are a thing? Wat
wickedplayer494
Bitch, I live in a fuckin trash can.
lintwizard
Dave's a helluva drug.
Chyvalri
I'm right here... wtf
generousmon
Chivalry is dead - so obviously is the ability to spel
Chyvalri
Lol @ spel and missing that it's obviously not a typo but brilliant wit
Digicat
spell*
PMmeyourshatteredhopesanddreams
wow what a load. I want a life partner not a prostitute/cook
highevolutionary
You sure?
Arkitektbmw
No
peldor
And I'm sure some women is reading that magazine saying she just wants a man not a fuckin rubix cube.
bogbodyboogy420
Would you potentially marry a live head in a jar?
ClimbThemCrimps
My SO & I always talk about how we'd carry the other around if they became just a head in a jar actually.
billyoshen
Hahaha +1
BreadyStinellis
Ts calles a Bang maid. Also, I'm not sure why you're downvoted.
itsahollyday2
I'm confused with the chivalry is dead/feminism/women's magazine correlation
rushid930
Well this is misquoted. He never mentions feminism once in the bit
Stanzara
Right? More often than not, for instance Cosmo is anti-feminist with gilding of mock-up feminism on top. Even more so in the 90's.
letsgototheoldfolkshome
https://youtu.be/ymNdfdQvdVc full context
Squelchtone
Feminists get offended when a man holds a door because theyre perfectly capable of holding their own door but complain theres no gentlemen
memesis
itsahollyday2
The women's magazine still doesn't make any contextual sense. I think you're making a pretty generalized statement about feminists. I mean,
itsahollyday2
I think it's a fairly universal rule that you hold the door open for the elderly, the disabled, or if someone is right behind you. And I
itsahollyday2
don't know of any feminists who are upset about a lack of "gentlemen," because most aren't focusing on old fashioned societal roles. Instead
itsahollyday2
it's just "don't be an asshole".
spottedfromadistance
Here here Mr Chappelle
+1 f or you OP.
BeerMasterDrunkCanuck
Worst. Whiskey. Ever.
Coprophage
Hear hear
Youguysmademyday
87bru
Hither hither
jeppsson
Just so you know: He never said anything about feminism, its an anti-feminist shitpost with made up quotes.
Anhabanana
Looks like comedy central gents sucking back up
DopeyFuckedaPenguinOnceAgain
Yorowozordhorry
Rewatched that clip, totally never realized that Bill Burr is one of the dudes that orders the beer haha
jeppsson
Just so you know: He never said anything about feminism, its an anti-feminist shitpost with made up quotes.
StraightFish
I see Dave is fluent in mothafucka.
iamkarlpilkington
It'll get ya drunk! You'll be fuckin fat girls in no time! You might even fight a nigga or two! Mmmmm mmmmmmmmm bitch!
PiePieandmorePie
THAT'S MY ACTING STYLE
TravDrinksBeer
HAVEN"T YOU SEEN MY MOVIES??
PiePieandmorePie
THEY ATE ME! A MUTHAFUCKIN SHARK ATE ME!
h3nna0jisan
LostCatWantedDeadAndAlive
Still one of the best sketch comedy shows of all time.
extraextraupvoteaboutit
I'm so glad there's a gif of this.
guilhermedidi
NO I CAN'T STOP YELLING, CAUSE THAT'S HOW I TALK!
th3p0x
YES, THEY DESERVE TO DIE, AND I HOPE THEY BURN IN HELL!
5Towns
A FUCKING SHARK ATE ME
KimchiQueen
While I agree with women's mags being trash in general, Dave's criteria for the perfect woman is BS. You're an adult, suck your own dick
biohazard918
I think we all would if we could.
NameUser10
That's not the joke. The joke was that there's isn't "100 ways to please your man". The joke was that it's really simple to please men
Thelegaldeagle
LarvaLamp
Oh shit! The "retard chest hand" move! Shit just got real, son!
KimchiQueen
Jk but really, talk less? Jesus christ are we still feeding that stereotype?
zFUBARz
To be fair a major thing most long term couple need to learn is to be independent, nothing wrong with saying leave me alone for a few hours
liv3
As the Kimchi Queen, do you have any easy recipes you would be willing to share?
RockerFoxes
People in general often talk way to god dam much. Sometimes you just want to sit and enjoy something quietly w/ a person, not a lesson on it
loismustdie
Best to remember that it is still stand-up comedy, and not intended as legitimate advise. Might make you more fun at parties. ;)
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
Uuhuhh, sorry Louis, you have reached your maximum words for today. Anything else you want to say, leave it for Tomorrowland.
BookerTheBookkeeperHooker
*tomorrow. Fucking autocorrect. Oh great, now ive reached the maximum of my quo
KimchiQueen
Maybe he should try being funny then ;)
RepostsOnly
Arguably the best comedian of the 21st century soooooooo....
Hammerhead777
He is one of the most well known comedians and you don't find him funny because he offends you? He must be crushed!
KimchiQueen
I'm not offended and idc what he would think, I just think it's not a good joke ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ I'm allowed to dislike things, as are you
aerodynamit3
Some men might prefer it. There's know way of accurately knowing what percentage, but they surely exists.
thedustygrad
Then those men can find women who already don't talk a lot. But a woman shouldn't talk less than feels natural to try to please her man.
aerodynamit3
im just saying, stereotypes do exist for a reason. ignoring them like they dont exist is silly.
thedustygrad
Swallowing stereotypes whole without questioning their source, history, and current relevance is silly.
KimchiQueen
Exactly
orangedoorhinge
His 2 new standup shows on netflix were pretty good... dave has still got it
CrippledHero
totalne(dot)com/browse-netflix-chappelle-show-videos-1-date.html
tranquilomeng
He was brilliant on SNL after the election.
MyImgurBroke
I know what I'm doing tonight.
bryanew710
I need to take an evening to watch those.
Ulthirm
So it's better then the sex and vagina Lady?
JustDontCare
Thanks for reminding me that was a thing. Watching it now.
DelaysAction
Second was the best of the two, but both was very good. He definitely still got it.
HarryHamwallet
definitely agree, he was way more loose in the second one and it felt like old dave.
DelaysAction
I think he was nervous in the first one, kept rubbing his stomach. Was still a funny show though. Happy he is back.
TwoPumpTrump
He mentioned they aren't even "new new". They're stuff from the vault he sold to Netflix. I think the "newest" one on Netflix was a year old
thatsbadmmkay
I want to see him get back in the swing of things.
babycoolredhead
I just watched the first one last night. All I have to say is, God Bless Dave Chappelle.
MrPeebles
When imgur keeps you on the cutting edge!
RandomFellowImgurian
HOLY FUCK I DIDN'T KNOW THEY WERE OUT YET! I've been so freaking busy. I must stop everything and watch them now
erban4est
wait wait wait. Before I go let me tell you about the fourth time I met the Juice
mfizz1e
Pretty good? Same Dave, just jacked now
Redbeardrich
He's lookin Hench as!
Schmedes
Dave hurt me when he went away for a while and it'll take me some time to trust him again.
tokenhooker
Oh for fucks sake it's a comedian not your dad.
Schmedes
Oh for fucks sake it was a joke, not a dick.
tokenhooker
Dicks are good. Your joke was shit. :p
justletmesignupalready
Currently watching them while reading this post.. daveception
rocktimeisgo
I was hoping to see a few good reviews before I watched em.
IAgreeWithThis
I agree with this
Fredfinks
No OJ, our careers cant survive a photo with you.
axelhoff
That was one of the best lines
Schnozeyboon
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iCanAssureYouThisIsNotHitler
The bit on diarrhea had me crying laughing. "I give up diarrhea, you're too strong"
IThinkYouGotAFineBrainJack
It was so good. Loved that he can touch on heavy topics, and made them heavier, and threw in a joke that turn the whole atmosphere around.
chawx
Ah! AhHH! My God, what have I done? Oh my god...it's everywhere! .. ... ... ...BABA!
hbknight
Literally woke my wife up last night laughing so hard at that.
Chemdog500
"People of Detroit, you will never get your fucking money back" I lost it then
bogbodyboogy420
I feel like he's just getting the ball rolling. As in, it was really quite good and this is just the start.
TheHaloFollower
Someone should make a music video out of your username
indigoroyalblue
He's had to watch Key and Peele do his show for years now!
Panamajack9
I'm pretty sure that both of them are at least a few years old. I think ones from 14 and the others from 2015
turdturdleton
They were filmed last year.
Panamajack9
It was 15 and 16
CSchwe33
You could even see from the first to the second he seemed more like his old self.
rachelkoey
I hope so, it was great to hear something from him again.
thrashedbarrier
Question is who sent him those tapes
rachelkoey
Much like the great tootsie pop mystery; The world may never know.
Gribblecillin
I think the answer is obvious. Wayne Brady.
TheGifsMustFlow
OH SHIT, ITS WAYNE BRADY
Winnerrules
God damn it, this man is the real mvp
VoIdemort
Dave is considered brilliant by most other comedians who actually study a lot of the stuff he came up with. Supposedly he's very original.
moonXbeam
when you have life experience and can use it in a humorous way its going to be original
RosencrantzNGuildensternNeverLived
The 'black white supremacist' was one of the best things I've ever seen on cable. You only get that kind of honesty from South Park usually.
thrashedbarrier
I liked the second one better than the first
TiefeWasser
I dunno his Cosby stuff in #1 was pretty good.
BurnerAccountYo
By 2nd do you mean the 2016 one of 2015?
thrashedbarrier
His new special has 2 parts
BurnerAccountYo
Right, Part one, the oj one, is from 2016. Part 2 is 2015. Curious which one they liked better
dpgc
What were they called? Gonna look em up
throwawayaccounttho
Understatement of the day
Argofuckyourself
I was at the one in Austin!
ProbablyAChicken
Shout out to Dave for real
redwhale335
I could've done without the transphobia part.
Asteroidrules
The homophobia too.
PillowPumpkin
he has a history of saying anti-lgbt things so.,,
JamesWTate
EXCUSE ME?! NEW DAVE CHAPPELLE STANDUP? TWO?! EXCUUUUSE MEEEE?! *frantically googling*
TheDustyOne
Check it out on Netflix
getotterhere
Drops his dick on the table
twoplankjesus
Rewatched that bit too many times! The voice he uses is hilarious
asterisk09
"Let's talk business, gentlemen."
RobertNAdams
Still got it? Bro, it never left.
malikcarr
It's more like people think the rise and fall of his TV show on Comedy Central was a parallel for his career in general. Dude just wasn't-
malikcarr
cut out for TV, he's never stopped being funny as a stand-up artist.
mroranges
That's what still got it means
DrHat
I actually ended up getting bored with his new shows :-/ Oh well..maybe just didn't tickle me in the way I used to.
humanhotplate
I felt the start and finish were strong, but I started to zone out in the middle, haven't seen the 2nd one yet. He's just shaking off rust.
Skromulator
I personally thought the second was much better but I liked the first one too.
OnBelay
Same. First one slowed down in the middle. Second one was a good throughout. You bet your ass I bit the sandwich!
johnsoninabox
Me too. Real unpopular opinion I guess. I guess comedy overall has really changed since his first special.
iamdanman
The third time I met OJ Simpson...
eodalf
ErinFromTheOffice
I've met OJ 2 1/2 times. Once outside a UPS store, once I went to his house to ask for an autograph, +[half] he waved to my school bus once.
funkykitten
My career is too fragile to survive a photo with you
mmartin762
Best one ever
WhatTheFunkBro
that was number 4
funkykitten
I know...
TehSeksyManz
We bombed Japan so hard they drawin Hello Kitty and shit (quoting from memory)
bogbodyboogy420
He made a hell of a good point about the rise of Duterte
JediHungwell
We bombed the masculinity out of an entire country lol
Noob3rts
WAIT. THEY ARE OUT?!
PoppinLochNessHopster
On netflix right now, 2 specials.
Noob3rts
YESSSSS
justlurkingmovealong
Just came out yesterday I think
wellthatsjustyouropinion
^ my reaction too. have a couple hours of work left. i absolutely know what my night looks like now tho
windex
I checked last night and it wasn't. Unless someone watched it this morning just to comment
ihavenocluewhatimtalkingabout
Watched one last night and about to watch the second
TheScarletBitch
Watched both last night
iamdanman
thequeenishome
Fucker is jacked now! Doesn't even look like him.
doctorichardnygard
Cheers bruv
iamdanman
Thanks mate
Noob3rts
I want to hit you because I do not have Netflix and I am now sad.
KuramasWood
Free trail broooo
iamdanman
It's like $7 a month, you don't have to hit anyone
Noob3rts
I have no money. No income right now. No job.