Roses are red, Calvin Klein, kindas...
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Poop knife? We don't need no stinkin' poop knife
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Since everyone seems to be making the FP with drunk posts...
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There are two kinds of people in this world
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My impersonation of FP browsers on July 28
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People have been asking if I was going to make an official announcement. Here it is.
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Because too soon is not soon enough.
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There are two kinds of people
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MRW I'm driving due west at 7pm
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The hero we need right now.
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Fuck Yeah
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There are two kinds of people in this world
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And now two days later, all we're talking about is Ted Cruz liking incest porn.
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*Alternate Location* for the Cards Against Humanity Hidden Compartment Pack
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MRW (and theirs back) when all 7 people I'm hanging out with say they've never had an Auntie Anne's pretzel dog
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MRW someone mentions BBC News.
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I made this last time but apparently never posted it.
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Alibaba uses some crazy measurement units...
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Are we still doing these?
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Spicy has resigned as White House Press Secretary
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President George H.W. Bush once shared a toboggan with Arnold Schwarzenegger
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MRW I'm driving due east at 8am
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When you say "good morning" to someone and they look up at the clock and it's 11:59am
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My solution to the anti-vaxx movement
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At the request of @sarah, here's the new sticker with the new color and upvote shape
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Canadian are so Canadian
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I'll be back to upvoting in, idk, like 7 minutes.
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I just spent WAY longer than I should have removing Rick and Morty from this scene to make a clean template. Enjoy.
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Fuck you, Alex Jones
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To all the people who don't like July 29
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Maybe don't fuck with Lisa Murkowski
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Legally speaking, what constitutes "irreconcilable differences"?
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MRW my silly little idea worked again.
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So there's a guy on pornhub who just posts videos of himself reviewing fast food. 49 people subscribe.
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FUCK YOU GRANDMA. IT'S 3 IN THE FUCKING MORNING. FUCK THIS SHIT.
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About half of imgur in a nutshell
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I saw this statue of Jesus at a church in Mexico and this was all I could think of.
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When your high fiber diet pays off
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A job you don't probably want: Urine drug test monitor for Olympic athletes
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This pretty well sums up American politics these days.
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TFW your boss makes you do something you really don't want to.
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Does anyone remember that time Fox had a hot dog eating contest between Kobayashi and grizzly bear?
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There are two kinds of women
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Fuck you, Newt
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These two headlines are both from today. The pot calling the kettle black...except the pot is made of Ventablack and looks a bit like Voldemort.
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Paul Ryan seeing boobs for the first time
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Boom
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When you're in the .01% but have to go to a war zone
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10 popular gifs that got surprisingly few points
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TIL: The NHL's MVP trophy looks an awful lot like a buttplug
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Work is done. It's drinking time.
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Regardless of how you feel about Fox, James Murdoch has earned my respect today
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I finally decided to make one of these
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Well...we're waiting
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Since we're all posting anniversary gifts/awards, thought I'd share the one my wife got after 11 years at Cracker Barrel
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