When you cash in on her "we'll fuck when there's a zombie apocalypse" promise
Pun City
Activate Norton Antivirus
MRW I heard that Rap God verse for the first time
Proper Spider for The Zombie Apocalypse
I Got You Fam
Let's kick some zombie ass
You want a knuckle sandwich? Because this is how you get a knuckle sandwich.
Titty Twister Tuesday
Take a zombie killing break with this gem
Not so fast there
Everyone has to do their part and I do mean everyone #teamhuman
When that jump scene in the movie creeps on you
For real tho
Oh yes, I'm the best cosplayer, the best I tell ya...You! Shit posting Imgurian filth! C'mon Harley, let's leave usersub for greener pastures...
The man in black fled across the desert and the gunslinger followed.
Iron Fist
That looks like a you problem, bud.
When you don't want to take a second trip to your car.
Truth
Thigh High Thursday posts incoming like...
The Dark Knight Rises.. in the worse way
Clap it out
Ultimate F-ing Championship
I'm Fucking Fabulous. And you are....?
Who?
There, much better.
Freaky Friday
The best opening sentence. Of any book. Ever.
I Got A License Fo Dat
Slurp, slurp........slurp.
MRW I Like An FP Post
Smiling Baby Giraffe
A break from the norm
Can't Wait To Get My Hands On The New Nikon Camera Out
Ta-Da!
Beg your pardon?
Not Even A Little Bit
Sexy THT Post?
I'm the only person in the world who thinks Emma Stone has no business being in the "Top 10 Hottest" celeb list. And I'm okay with that.
MFW Daylight Savings Time hits
So Hot
Why, Indeed.
Life's reaction when you ask it to stop fucking with you
My FB edit when I make FrontPage
Solid Motivation
I Snuck In, Bitch
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MRW I See Pi Day Posts
Thumbs Up
Who Would Pay To See Dafoe As The Joker?
When you remember you have the day off and can go back to sleep
When you have to kill zombies at 8 but tee time's at 9