me when I'm getting ready to execute a particularly elaborate practical joke on my oblivious SO
My SO's reaction when I come home slightly inebriated, wearing a fedora I found in a bar
give em a bork bork here and a bork bork there - then hit em with the old razzle dazzle
10th post I ever favourited
MRW on Saturday morning when my SO wakes up and turns over to me
you may have had a great weekend, but this guy probably had a better one
Trying to chew a piece of bread with peanutbutter when you're on xtc
trying to get up from the couch after too enthusiastically dipping into my whisky supply
MFW I have to drive back to the store to buy more onions after I started cooking my grandma's onion soup recipe
MRW I'm on the couch tripping balls, and my gf playfully flicks my ear expecting me to fulfill my male duties
MRW imgur tells me there's favourite folders now
Mesmerizing footage of the two Malaysian tiger cubs at the Bronx Zoo
MRW I see my first paycheck, not knowing how much tax would be deducted
Belgian shepherd and little rescued owl are smitten
well this is just screamingly adorable
This cat, Gigia, was found in Amatrice, Italy, after being stuck under rubble for five days
a visual approximation of the discussion between my SO and I on who's family to visit on Christmas day this year
chickens are assholes
MRW watching the Eurocup finals to the end
IMGUR caption contest
MRW the acid finally kicks in and makes me forget all my shit
MRW I try not to laugh when my friend thought it was a good idea to shave his head squeaky bald
unsuspecting tiger gets attacked by vicious dog
MRW my boss tells me I should 'lose the attitude'
This penguin at Edinburgh Zoo has been made a Brigadier by the King of Norway's Guard.
MRW I followed a FP post's advice to go offline for 24 hours
oh look at that cute dog all alone on the... NOPE!
saw this picture in a dump...
MRW I'm taking a bath and my SO brings me a cold beer
this doggo has serious skills
Baywatch: Australia edition
Batman Begins: rehearsing for the final scene in the Narrows
MRW I'm in a bar and it appears that a cute girl is looking my way
hanging out with a band of vicious wolves
this monkey is either tripping balls or quite convinced of his own superiority
Justin Woofer gets a pair of boots
cat communicates with deaf owner through sign language
Priorities
MRW I'm at a semi nudist beach and I look over to see the naked, elderly man next to me bend over to rearrange his towel
The Golden Girls
when the acid's still strong in the morning and the jar of peanut butter turns into an alien lizard blizzard
These adventure racers added a new member to the team
pure skills and dedication
this dog takes the pokémon go craze to the next level
billowing thunder cloud
MRW the hangover is brutal, and the sunlight feels like the final Reckoning
God creating animals twitter dump
3am, time to go home - but Bernard had completely forgotten that he was the designated driver
Excellent overview of the struggle for power in Syria
when the harbour has become a no-go area
new yorker cartoons: animals (a few favourites)
MFW I came home plastered and accidentally (?) used my GF's lip- instead of chapstick
MFW I accidentally have a sip of OJ right after brushing teeth