May 1, 2022 2:18 AM
HangingWithMyGnomies
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RandallKavanaugh
Works for dogs too
ispendtomuchtimehere
that'll do it
bingtittletittlebong
SonneilIon
Saw his chance to cop a feel
FrozenSTi
Monkey Steals Peach!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
ANGRY CROWS TAKES FLIGHT!
stonetemplefox05
I always thought a guy like this, but with a VERY thick Jewish accent would be pretty great.
"tigahs clwah!"
xXxSTEVOxXx
He didn't do what you think he did. Look at dude in green's face. That's not pain. That's post-nut clarity and a man's first g-spot orgasm.
oidaleckmich
Iii guess you are riight xD ttt
Snotspill321
The oil check
spooktree
it taint stupid if it works
CptRobotNinja
When in doubt go for the gibblets
diggetydug
Wish I could upvote more. 1
Oh. That’s got me. Bravo
That*
pnersvfu
Taint what you do, 'tis the way dat you doo it
CrackerwiththeBeaner
Overextendeddullard
Classic
WhatisaYute
A finger in the hole stops them cold.
Vesane
How did he know he wouldn't turn around and immediately channel that rage at his new aggressor, clocking him out?
WagglyGerm
He got violated and dick twisted at the same time. He has like 10 minutes of finding out what all the signals going to the brain means.
hogeyegrex
The ol’ Charlie Bronson special.
Originaltec
With age comes wisdom.
nimodium
Thumb in the grundle
WTFUnicorns
The good ole Cleveland Cool-down
PostmasterG
this should be the comment of the day!
GrumpyOldMillennial
Similar but not the same as The Cleveland Steamer.
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
...too lazy to actually find it on my phone
3Davideo
This one?
That one exactly. Thank you!!
battlebetter5772
Popped his grapes
wdsmth
Check his oil, Randy!
reddenbocker
Humpty Hump: JUST GRAB EM IN THE BISCUITS!!!
SlappytheDummy
Old men don't give a fuck. You've been through and seen enough to understand how to end up a finght in a second. LEMME ENJOY THE MATCH!
dogmoind
Old dude was just sick of the commotion and wanted to watch the game.
SithShodan
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and strength.
relsky
Until suddenly it doesn't.
Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard one of your testicles busts like a hammered peach? Stops fights pretty well, that
mypatronusridesinatardis
The oooooole dick twist!!
DenounceAll
Boomer Taser
imgonnaralph
KANCHO! v
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
holy shit that was intense
KeyMasher
Also that older dude looks like he simply ain't got time for their shenanigans. " I'm just trying to watch the game" - That older dude maybe
Skizzlesnap
His fingers gonna stink.
I'll never understand why everybody's cool with this. You do this shit to me, I'm going to knock you out of your socks.
Zoroasterisk
Gotta be able to stand up, first. Plus, looks like dude had it coming
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
yeah, my sentiment, if you violate me like that, you have chosen death.
Broberry
Oh yeah, I agree. I don't even like people touching me,so if someone did this to me, It'd come down to me anally fisting them in public.
You might have two things going on.
HellenicTaxCollector2
TWIST HIS DICK!
ISometimesCommentWithDogGifs
WorksOnMyMachine
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
I won a championship wrestling match by grabbing a dude's dick. I don't regret it. I said sorry. The dude said "I get it, you were losing."
ButtholeButts
Oh my god, this is an MMA fight dude.
blissblush
GIVE HIM THE OL' DICK TWIST!
TWIST THAT DIIIICK!
Ah fuck... my comment was pretty good. But it's no match for the old dick twist. I will get top comment on this repost eventually!!
boevis
Your reply here got more points than your comment. Oof.
I know..... :(
HunglikeaHamster
Gradwin
Is that mofukkin Vinnie Jones?
Yes! And the guy worrying about these nuts is Paul "Gazza" Gascoine, another enfant terrible of British football.
shackman
Was at a bar with my parents one time and a fight broke out. Chair hit my mom and I lost it and did the twist a dick move on one of the guys
Totally Bobby hill that not my purse instinct. It ended the fight. Guy kept yelling at me "you gay fuck! grabbing my dick" as he held 2/3
his crotch. Me: "Mom has MS you fucker. I will pull your nuts off any day of the week" Only "fight" I have been in. Nut twist equals peace.
nevans88
You are a good son. I hope your mom is doing ok.
TheNamesAshHousewares
Props
canibiteyourbutt
that will cool his jets
RobertTheBruise
What kind of weird fetish is it that makes some posters think that's a sexual assault?
MrE158
They seem to assume anything directed towards the groin is automatically sexual, instead of "standard for any defence combat training".
RickRollable
Probably just the fact that older guy randomly touched his genitals/anus
MikeArclight
nothing like a little sexual assault to calm everyone down
bantambasher135
Wow, some nasty mfers in this comment thread. "Ya if I grab somebody's boob in a non sexual way it's not sexual assault." Stfu
This isn't sexual assault. There's no sexual intent. Attacking the groin is standard procedure in any defence training.
part of the definition of sexual assault states "Fondling or unwanted sexual touching", I'm pretty sure this act qualifies.
BloodyGarbage
It could be argued either way. If a woman karate chopped another woman in the chest, you wouldnt call it sexual assault.
I grant you that it can be argued; but I just dont see this specific instance not being sexual assault and think there is a good case for it
The intent isnt sexual, is the point. Even though he's targetting sex organs, its more of a pressure point "fuck off" move
Guelo
It isn't sexual though... just coz he grabs his dick doesn't make it sexual, the intent of the contact connotes the type of assault.
No, it doesn't, because the touching isn't sexual. If someone attacks you and you knee them in the groin, that's not sexual either.
I donno how you missed this, but that guy aint defending himself
So? The law doesn't require you to be defending yourself to use force to in someone else's defence. You can step in to save others.
palmo
I mean dude needed to be stopped, but that still sexual assault.
yaminohonou67
Oh boi, aren't you special? The goal was zo stop thw fighting you should consider that instead misleading people,the outcome and goalisclear
tegfdd77
Proofreading can be fun…
Iz iz de bezt tong to do.<3
It's not sexual assault, it's not done with sexual intent. Just because it's an attack directed at the groin doesn't make it sexual.
Sexual assault doesn't require "sexual intent." It's unwanted sexual contact. Dick twisting included.
PeacefullyDejected
Some people pay for that sort of thing.
It’s free in Japan…
SalmySwims
Kancho!
SophieClockwise
SlightChungus
Oh my God dude ?
SuperDramaticFusion
v
PineappleLoopsBroether
Well that’s a weird version, but I understand the sound edit.
Treemandeous
Omg I was there at the creation of this superior version of this video. I’m famous.
sixseasonsandamov1e
acuteavocado7
the removal of the dudebro made this 1000% better
SJBSavageInk
Ye Olde dick twist.
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
Came here for this! +1
zeacorzeppelin10
"TWIST HIS DICK!"
NecroNikolai13
THE OOOOLE DICK TWIST!
UltraLincoln
Immediately thought of this
notyourmommasinfidel
raradizzinlove
Yes! Mvp! Yes!
rambot
It's so much better without that dudes talking!
plainoldfool
I'm totally in the minority here. I fucking loved Bro Johnson's commentary.
Yeah, that bro speech was terrible lol
mattinglyssideburns
I always wonder whether dude bro changed his character after seeing all the hate on his comments
AmArschdieRaeuber
I liked him. Real hype man.
peterbozeman
Fucking Ohio. Home of the dick twisters.
KittyWantsSomeCandy
Wait, the amusement park ride or the sexual maneuver?
PimpinKen
toiletimp
Jokes on you, Imgur is from Ohio!
So am I. I am a proud dick twister.
jakedafish
Isn’t it interesting that every state that borders Ohio hates Ohio, but Ohio views itself as something of value?
For real. As a Michigander, Ohio can fuck all the way off, but only after we reclaim the Toledo Strip.
Wanna team up and burn down Cleveland?
AtWestEnd
"Reclaim" a piece of land that you tried to steal and failed? Can't take back what was never yours, you dirty mitten
We gave you Toledo & Sandusky w/ a big cup of "calm down juice" after your sad little "war" & got the ENTIRE U.P. in return. ????
wseslar
I would be happy to join Michigan through this turn of events.
We welcome refugees fleeing the Ohio wastelands with open arms.
Why would you want Toledo? This just shows how Michiganders are even dumber than Ohioans.
Because reasons. Taking back a geographical participation trophy is the ultimate power move.
Stressedvarmint
Why did Ohio want Toledo? Maybe if we ask, they'll give it back
jediknightswhosayni
I hear the zoo is nice?
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War It's why the UP belongs to Michigan and not Minnesota.
RandallKavanaugh
Works for dogs too
ispendtomuchtimehere
that'll do it
bingtittletittlebong
SonneilIon
Saw his chance to cop a feel
FrozenSTi
Monkey Steals Peach!
Onlyhereforthelaughs
ANGRY CROWS TAKES FLIGHT!
stonetemplefox05
I always thought a guy like this, but with a VERY thick Jewish accent would be pretty great.
stonetemplefox05
"tigahs clwah!"
xXxSTEVOxXx
He didn't do what you think he did. Look at dude in green's face. That's not pain. That's post-nut clarity and a man's first g-spot orgasm.
oidaleckmich
Iii guess you are riight xD ttt
Snotspill321
The oil check
spooktree
it taint stupid if it works
CptRobotNinja
When in doubt go for the gibblets
diggetydug
Wish I could upvote more. 1
HangingWithMyGnomies
Oh. That’s got me. Bravo
HangingWithMyGnomies
That*
pnersvfu
Taint what you do, 'tis the way dat you doo it
CrackerwiththeBeaner
Overextendeddullard
Classic
WhatisaYute
A finger in the hole stops them cold.
Vesane
How did he know he wouldn't turn around and immediately channel that rage at his new aggressor, clocking him out?
WagglyGerm
He got violated and dick twisted at the same time. He has like 10 minutes of finding out what all the signals going to the brain means.
hogeyegrex
The ol’ Charlie Bronson special.
Originaltec
With age comes wisdom.
nimodium
Thumb in the grundle
WTFUnicorns
The good ole Cleveland Cool-down
PostmasterG
this should be the comment of the day!
GrumpyOldMillennial
Similar but not the same as The Cleveland Steamer.
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
...too lazy to actually find it on my phone
3Davideo
This one?
MyCatIsMissingAnEar
That one exactly. Thank you!!
battlebetter5772
Popped his grapes
wdsmth
Check his oil, Randy!
reddenbocker
Humpty Hump: JUST GRAB EM IN THE BISCUITS!!!
SlappytheDummy
Old men don't give a fuck. You've been through and seen enough to understand how to end up a finght in a second. LEMME ENJOY THE MATCH!
dogmoind
Old dude was just sick of the commotion and wanted to watch the game.
SithShodan
Old age and treachery will always overcome youth and strength.
relsky
Until suddenly it doesn't.
SithShodan
Have you ever been hit in the nuts so hard one of your testicles busts like a hammered peach? Stops fights pretty well, that
mypatronusridesinatardis
The oooooole dick twist!!
DenounceAll
Boomer Taser
imgonnaralph
KANCHO!
v
ItHappenedInThe20thCentury
holy shit that was intense
KeyMasher
imgonnaralph
Also that older dude looks like he simply ain't got time for their shenanigans. " I'm just trying to watch the game" - That older dude maybe
Skizzlesnap
His fingers gonna stink.
stonetemplefox05
I'll never understand why everybody's cool with this. You do this shit to me, I'm going to knock you out of your socks.
Zoroasterisk
Gotta be able to stand up, first. Plus, looks like dude had it coming
BigStacksThrowItOnThemBigFatTatties
yeah, my sentiment, if you violate me like that, you have chosen death.
Broberry
Oh yeah, I agree. I don't even like people touching me,so if someone did this to me, It'd come down to me anally fisting them in public.
stonetemplefox05
You might have two things going on.
HellenicTaxCollector2
TWIST HIS DICK!
ISometimesCommentWithDogGifs
WorksOnMyMachine
BlowOnItAndStickItIn
I won a championship wrestling match by grabbing a dude's dick. I don't regret it. I said sorry. The dude said "I get it, you were losing."
ButtholeButts
Oh my god, this is an MMA fight dude.
imgonnaralph
TWIST HIS DICK!
blissblush
GIVE HIM THE OL' DICK TWIST!
xXxSTEVOxXx
TWIST THAT DIIIICK!
xXxSTEVOxXx
Ah fuck... my comment was pretty good. But it's no match for the old dick twist. I will get top comment on this repost eventually!!
boevis
Your reply here got more points than your comment. Oof.
xXxSTEVOxXx
I know..... :(
HunglikeaHamster
Gradwin
Is that mofukkin Vinnie Jones?
HunglikeaHamster
Yes! And the guy worrying about these nuts is Paul "Gazza" Gascoine, another enfant terrible of British football.
shackman
Was at a bar with my parents one time and a fight broke out. Chair hit my mom and I lost it and did the twist a dick move on one of the guys
shackman
Totally Bobby hill that not my purse instinct. It ended the fight. Guy kept yelling at me "you gay fuck! grabbing my dick" as he held 2/3
shackman
his crotch. Me: "Mom has MS you fucker. I will pull your nuts off any day of the week" Only "fight" I have been in. Nut twist equals peace.
nevans88
You are a good son. I hope your mom is doing ok.
TheNamesAshHousewares
Props
canibiteyourbutt
that will cool his jets
RobertTheBruise
What kind of weird fetish is it that makes some posters think that's a sexual assault?
MrE158
They seem to assume anything directed towards the groin is automatically sexual, instead of "standard for any defence combat training".
RickRollable
Probably just the fact that older guy randomly touched his genitals/anus
MikeArclight
nothing like a little sexual assault to calm everyone down
bantambasher135
Wow, some nasty mfers in this comment thread. "Ya if I grab somebody's boob in a non sexual way it's not sexual assault." Stfu
MrE158
This isn't sexual assault. There's no sexual intent. Attacking the groin is standard procedure in any defence training.
MikeArclight
part of the definition of sexual assault states "Fondling or unwanted sexual touching", I'm pretty sure this act qualifies.
BloodyGarbage
It could be argued either way. If a woman karate chopped another woman in the chest, you wouldnt call it sexual assault.
MikeArclight
I grant you that it can be argued; but I just dont see this specific instance not being sexual assault and think there is a good case for it
BloodyGarbage
The intent isnt sexual, is the point. Even though he's targetting sex organs, its more of a pressure point "fuck off" move
Guelo
It isn't sexual though... just coz he grabs his dick doesn't make it sexual, the intent of the contact connotes the type of assault.
MrE158
No, it doesn't, because the touching isn't sexual. If someone attacks you and you knee them in the groin, that's not sexual either.
MikeArclight
I donno how you missed this, but that guy aint defending himself
MrE158
So? The law doesn't require you to be defending yourself to use force to in someone else's defence. You can step in to save others.
palmo
I mean dude needed to be stopped, but that still sexual assault.
yaminohonou67
Oh boi, aren't you special? The goal was zo stop thw fighting you should consider that instead misleading people,the outcome and goalisclear
tegfdd77
Proofreading can be fun…
yaminohonou67
Iz iz de bezt tong to do.<3
MrE158
It's not sexual assault, it's not done with sexual intent. Just because it's an attack directed at the groin doesn't make it sexual.
palmo
Sexual assault doesn't require "sexual intent." It's unwanted sexual contact. Dick twisting included.
PeacefullyDejected
imgonnaralph
Some people pay for that sort of thing.
PeacefullyDejected
It’s free in Japan…
SalmySwims
Kancho!
SophieClockwise
SlightChungus
Oh my God dude ?
SuperDramaticFusion
PineappleLoopsBroether
Well that’s a weird version, but I understand the sound edit.
Treemandeous
Omg I was there at the creation of this superior version of this video. I’m famous.
sixseasonsandamov1e
acuteavocado7
the removal of the dudebro made this 1000% better
SJBSavageInk
Ye Olde dick twist.
IamJACKSventedSPLEEN
Came here for this! +1
zeacorzeppelin10
"TWIST HIS DICK!"
NecroNikolai13
THE OOOOLE DICK TWIST!
UltraLincoln
Immediately thought of this
notyourmommasinfidel
raradizzinlove
Yes! Mvp! Yes!
rambot
It's so much better without that dudes talking!
plainoldfool
I'm totally in the minority here. I fucking loved Bro Johnson's commentary.
PostmasterG
Yeah, that bro speech was terrible lol
mattinglyssideburns
I always wonder whether dude bro changed his character after seeing all the hate on his comments
AmArschdieRaeuber
I liked him. Real hype man.
peterbozeman
Fucking Ohio. Home of the dick twisters.
KittyWantsSomeCandy
Wait, the amusement park ride or the sexual maneuver?
PimpinKen
toiletimp
Jokes on you, Imgur is from Ohio!
peterbozeman
So am I. I am a proud dick twister.
jakedafish
Isn’t it interesting that every state that borders Ohio hates Ohio, but Ohio views itself as something of value?
blissblush
For real. As a Michigander, Ohio can fuck all the way off, but only after we reclaim the Toledo Strip.
NecroNikolai13
Wanna team up and burn down Cleveland?
AtWestEnd
"Reclaim" a piece of land that you tried to steal and failed? Can't take back what was never yours, you dirty mitten
blissblush
We gave you Toledo & Sandusky w/ a big cup of "calm down juice" after your sad little "war" & got the ENTIRE U.P. in return. ????
wseslar
I would be happy to join Michigan through this turn of events.
blissblush
We welcome refugees fleeing the Ohio wastelands with open arms.
peterbozeman
Why would you want Toledo? This just shows how Michiganders are even dumber than Ohioans.
blissblush
Because reasons. Taking back a geographical participation trophy is the ultimate power move.
Stressedvarmint
Why did Ohio want Toledo? Maybe if we ask, they'll give it back
jediknightswhosayni
I hear the zoo is nice?
GrumpyOldMillennial
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toledo_War It's why the UP belongs to Michigan and not Minnesota.