Let’s turn the comments into a smutty CYOA fantasy story
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Do I look better with four tits or the usual two?
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*weird pony smut*
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*obscene statement against the vulture capital owners of this site*
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Look, I’m not saying Business Daddy is Jorkin DePeanus the Sectional Predator. But have you ever seen them in the same room together?
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NOW ACCEPTING ALL QUESTIONS, INCLUDING THE WEIRD, SMUTTY, SILLY, PERSONAL AND SWEET
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Babe? Does this slug make my ass look big?
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So when two people love each other …
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Let’s make the comment section look like Business Daddy’s creepy browser history
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Outta my way, leg haver! I’m slugging here, do you mind?
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BD GFY
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PSA: Good Yard
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Boys get older but never grow up
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So this one time at band camp …
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Hi, Slug! Bye, Slug!
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Farming the lawn, farming the lawn, farming the lawn
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Coffee, Tea, Me, or …..
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The only thing cooler than old school push mowers is old school push mowers in slow-mow (Pun intended. Sound on)
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Bananas, hand for scale
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Zero Context Bluey Dump
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If you had me alone for 24 hours and I couldn’t say no, what would you make me do?
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Put your hands in the air! And wave ‘em like you just don’t care!
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You know, you look kinda like Wilford Brimley.
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Ponder My Orbs, Imgur
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Team Seamslug
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More girlies should have PPs. More boys should have VVs.
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Upvote Baron Samedi to Guard Against the Curse of Madame Zeroni
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Slug wants to know if you’ve Hailed Satan today
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My Ass in Shiny Latex
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Slugging my way downtown, slugging fast, faces pass and I’m a sea slug
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Do you have moment to talk about our lord and savior, Sluggy?
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Remember when we were *THIS* close to having an intelligent, accomplished, funny WOMAN IN THE WHITE HOUSE?
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TFW it’s July 29
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Mods are asleep, send nud(ibranch)es
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Actively stealing from the people who need it to give handouts to the ones who dont’t.
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See slugs? Sí, slugs. Sea Slugs!
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BUNNY SLUG!!!
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In the beginning was The Force. The Force was with him, and The Force was him. Rest well, my Lord.
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Fuck me, Bad Dragon
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Scroll to the end. You know you want to ;)
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Imgurians only want one thing and it’s fucking disgusting
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Weird face hand is judging you
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Nippless Cage
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Howdy, friend!
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Seaslug, not a leaf! Seaslug, not a leaf! Seaslug, not a leaf!
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This Barbie is a sea slug
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Good eye contact is important
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[title reached redacted]
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Remind me again why people call it the “Good Book”?
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*flaps in nudi boi*
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And now for something completely … disturbing
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Not now, Ma! I’m eating!
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I’m not like other girls …
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Care to comment, Seattle?
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More twinkles than a freshman sorority pledge’s dorm room.
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Wink wink, nudge nudge, say no more
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The Irma Luhrman-Merman Murder
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The McFuck did you just say to me?
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