it smells like strong garlic and good weed
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Back in the day, definately
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Nobody even thought of it until they stared down the heart of an active volcano
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I used to be able to easily make a meme
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885
I'm having a colonoscopy tomorrow so I'll be sitting here for how long?
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your right but your rights are shellfish
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I wanted to say in vein..but I just love the quote too much
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huge fan of South Park needs help
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after two years of this shit..
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maybe some of this work would get done faster
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I work outdoors and rarely near toilets
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I use memes incorrectly because I don't know what I'm doing
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"Don't jump a gift shark in the mouth"
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I remember when
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Joker was good enough, I believe one day it could happen..
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I'm a monster..,,
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Sampo
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they give me anxiety so I just reword things
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I'm a land surveyor
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i guess i'm just old fashioned
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Ben Franklin was wrong
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530
Just found the show Infomercials
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the struggle in usersub is real
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I don't mean to but it happens
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i'm not frying bacon
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508
here I am
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So you made up your mind and won't change it..
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There can be only one
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Teflon Don
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July 29th?
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better than Austin, too. I'm straight outta Garden Home
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I'm a monster
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Send me a clue please..it should go slowly around the sandbox or yard and move like a real tractor
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Blue Oyster Cult
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I've never wanted anything so bad in my life
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it's just fun to see them die
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557
this doesn't make sense to me either
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I do what I wanna do
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right claw north
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548
I can't do this alone
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somehow every conceivable scam call gets to my phone, I don't want to block them, I want to murder these criminal assholes
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Brandish me
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I'm always downvoting selfies and shoes
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In the name of art and science
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meh
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Not that there's anything wrong with that..
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It shoulda gone down like Alderaan, we'd all go down together..seemed fair. Guess I'll have to go the hard way in 30 years or so
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When you first feel it coming on press right where your glasses cross your nose.
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July 29?
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I really can' internet even on Imgur, wish I could
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as fast as selfies, like pot plants..they don't belong here..fine if they're video games, though
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if you should go skating on the thin ice of modern life..
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I need help from resourceful people, please help
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I pick my friends noses
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Whistlin' and Fishin' in heaven
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your mom
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truthiness is so two years ago
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I am always getting more screwed
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