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powwerbottom
Did the cake look like mango cheeto ranch trash? Cause animals love eatin delicious shitty trash if they can get it, it's not her fault
depressedscientist
Are we sure this wasn’t a “eat the rich” symbolism?
kantackistan
Silly, Moo Deng can't predict the future. Moo Deng lives entirely in the now and wants the world to burn.
Ranb40
Hmmm, will the MAGA call this an example of aliens (she is Thai) voting in the US election? https://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/moo-deng-election-winner-donald-trump-kamala-harris-b2641261.html
PrincessLeliana
I mean, wouldnt that mean she wanted to kill trump more?
wadatahmydamie
Who can blame her? But I guarantee that if it happens, you’ll be way happier as a spectator than a participant.
AnythingMuchShorter
If you show a hippo two people and it devours one, I don't know if I'd call that a win for them.
Shade169
wanting to convert trump into a pile of shit seems like a valid choice
plinkey
Trump himself is way ahead on that.
annolyn
Maybe Moo Deng just thought it was orange flavor
Madchant
Moo Deng's efficacy as a political prognosticator is unproven and shouldn't be considered seriously.
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
I'm sure Moo Deng just chose violence against Trump.
nowinsituation
can be interpreted either way....cookies, moo deng, squirrels do not predict shit....
distractedFreek
Knowing Moo deng's propensity for violence, I think she was attacking Trump instead.
HelikaformerNubisKnight9
Pulger
"I eat trash and shit it out"
JayEnfield
Hippos love eating pumpkins.
WellWhatTheHeck
peace was never an option
SolidIronBanana
She thought he was a pumpkin
afambelafonte
She's not the first hippo to vote for Trump. Take your mom for instance.
Jewdakris
Ain't no one taken her anywhere in a long time. You can have her.
hyptosis
Gayforbae
JoeMalmsteen
No, no, no. It's a sign that we should be feeding Trump to hippos.
Varnna
Then we'll be back on the cocaine hippo timeline. Better option than the current one.
aleister94
That’s cruel, he will give the hippos a tummy ache
MeowWoof
You just need to make him look like a marble.
lospaturno
why should they eat shit?
Isthe4thtimethecharm
Did anyone tell him about Kamala job in college as a Hippo wrangler.
Eldibs
I mean, they won't eat him, but put him in their habitat and the results will be close enough for practical purposes.
NAbsentia
Follow the gourd!
CallMeMcGyver
I was hoping for lava, but hippos sounds way more entertaining
RevRagnarok
hellospacemonkey
Moo Deng devoured the cake with Trump's face, he was trying to help us
Futchm
We must gather all the hippos together
StupidCanadianWolfBird
Well pumpkins are a hippo's favorite snack, so.....
RooGryphon
hippo dont care. and neither should you. if you think any of this... whatever a hippo did matters in ANY way whatso ever to a national election outcome.....you... are... an.. idiot...you can not deny it further.
Clickbot9000
He chose to eat Trump.
YoungCore
Think it's unfair presenting someone who looks so much like a pumpkin/carrot to a hippo and not expect it to not go for that one.
Zaboom16
Moo didn’t understand the assignment
teardropivyyearofthetiger
Moo Deng wants to purge the world of trump cakes
oboemilyf
Hmm, not enough facts yet. Shall we consult Paul, the German octopus?
plinkey
I think he only does soccer games.
FoamingToad
Plus, if you could in any way get an answer, I'm not sure what I would infer from an undead cephalopod.
GRZMNKY
Trump = Hippo Shit....
talinuva
I'm sorry, is this not the "Eat the rich" website?
Noahbalboa82
Don't blame the hippo, it has the same education and intelligence as other Trump voters, so...
FalconKeeperScallywag
She just made sure he returned to his proper form which is shit
CraftyGiant
Why assume eating the cake was a positive result?
MarbledNightmare
So like, when do we adopt the cake voting paradigm?
VibratingNipples
pilomotor
I think the cat misunderstood what Trump said about grabbing pussies.
ironymus
I like your cat