Someone needs a new resume!
Papa had a great sense of humor
I’m so sick of this shit
Well now I just feel dumb
When someone says they support ICE
The best collaboration of 2021
This made me happy today
They lobotomized the wrong Kennedy
Happy Toyotathon, love chippy
Coaches Tot casserole!
First Christmas without my megachonker
Only 364 days till Halloween
Rest In Peace my fury friend
Moms during back to school week
Merry Christmas ya filthy animal
Behold, the greatest statue I have ever seen
Just a guy meeting his new grandson
Please sir my son is starving for internet points
I wonder what his dads up to
Stop fucking around and send in VAL
Merry Christmas from my starving cat
I think I forgot to give him treats
FBI: just pin it on Luigi again ..
Well this is cool
My chubby ass thought this was a hot dog
Fiona and Fritz
Prison justice
Stay in school, kids
So I gave my cat some cat nip tonight
Interesting fact
Fuck cleaning the bathroom
Evil laughter *
Never give up
This is a REAL game
My old girl. 14 and still kicking
Even my cat knows Trump is guilty
I still think Major is a good boy
Happy Birthday Peter Dinklage
Who’s ready ?!
Cheers to Sunday . I’m drunk
The god damned truth
Did it make you smile?
My favorite kind of post
Only cat owners will understand why my bed is never made
Anyone know if they found this little shit yet?
Chicken pot pie night!
Kick stand tax
Mac’s out here lookin like sex on a stick
RIP good boy/girl
When you lie on your resume but you get the job anyway
Best home defense system
All gassed up and heading for DC
10,000$ pens OK. Meanwhile they think we’re worth 600$
What the actual fuck