15
4
5
571
My best bud
30
4
1557
It's shake and bake, and I helped
47
0
190
Deadpool 3 with Wolverine...WTF
12
7
1147
So sleepy
19
0
855
The look of having life figured out
24
2
1223
My little wookie
18
0
467
Best boy
25
0
556
So tired of Amateurs
24
0
624
I guess I'm his teddy bear
23
2
1195
Boop
8
0
466
No take only throw
24
2
891
Like you've never done it
16
9
268
Finally, Cracker Jack without the nuts
43
13
3816
Mitch better have my money
16
5
484
Full mlem
6
0
110
When you like how your parents dressed you, but won't admit it.
1
0
198
So what's for dinner?
7
1
170
Best Co-Pilot
96
3
3123
Crossed legs
1
0
92
May I offer you this snoot in these trying times
94
4
3030
Well hello there, I see you have a sandwich.
22
0
732
Fifth fastest knockout
20
10
1016
To the end of the line
7
1
214
Are they cereal?
-2
0
164
Just do it
14
10
1096
I'm comfy up here
11
0
105
Not today Satan
93
9
4598
These pet taxes are too damn high
1247
14
96983
Brand new haircut
14
1
360
How boopable
5
3
431
The tiniest of derps
31
3
1821
Happy Thanksgiving
27
1
1300
Dis mine
4
0
123
Look at my toy...
6
0
332
Needs a trim
23
2
815
Excuse me sir, I require attention
11
1
153
Help
23
7
826
Mini mlem
8
1
285
Let sleeping dogs lie...
1
1
113
Foo Fighters just killed Atlanta
27
3
1014
When the reposts even outscore the resposts
1
3
363