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Fun stuff...send something pleasant.
HunglikeaHamster
#1 Did you see the mammary glands on that waitress?
YouSufferWithCognitiveDissonance
profiledit
Love that pup!!
nopenononope
#24 everyone: dogs teach us about mortality. This guy: immortality, you say? Hmmmm...
ImtheGuyWhoGotShotInTheDickByRobocop
Big fan of Kat Dennings..........' breasts.
OneFun
#14 WAP Water and Pool.
Problemwoodchuck
#14 ben shapiro thinks your pool is unhealthy
jackaleelee
Still cracking up at the chicken nugget scientist- can’t decide whether it’s the name or the occupation.
TellusEidolon
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
#17 this isn't possible. Last year, 169 years worth of videos was uploaded to PH. So unless you are watching nonstop on 169 monitors...
nemo3590
Or maybe just 85 monitors at 2X speed.
LadiesInboxMeYourInsecurities
Or maybe 1 monitor with 85 windows at 2x speed
TheDogEnd
#25
L337TurboZ
It's wrecked.
etSpirituSanti
#26 "Give your balls a tug" - Shoresy
VanillaJester
Fuck you, Shoresy!
MudkipsRevenge
"Fuck you Riley, tell yer mom to pick up Jonesy's mom on the way over I accidentally double booked tonight."
VanillaJester
*looking distressed* Fuck you, Shorsy!
420ismycakeday
Umm... no one noticed that #4 might be a dead body? :/
AnonKneeMoose
I noticed, def a dead body. Purple/Blue skin and Stomach cavity is bloated
oldselmersaxguy1
ChristopherHallett
I'm gonna be honest, if it means I get to have my way with Alexa Bliss, Bray Wyatt can do whatever he wants to me.
sunfuPandaVillain
Bovisstercus
Björk?
fartharder
#19 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pqKD-aTckE8
superhanssuperhands
I too like to garner bums
Davedavedavedavedave
imakeurglassesfoggy
Damn gandalf is taking no chances with a mask like that!
Justchillindylan
Copenhagen2
Seems I’ll be visiting the Bank Lick church. Gotta be here in Florida.
NotusPanda
I legit just remembered a song from seeing #19 like title and creator, holy shit thank you @OP
DouglasPouchOfHolding
Thaaaaat's a dead body...
timrwild
Solid dump, just like the one I’m taking right now.
urafunnyguysully
beepbeepmeow
Are you out? Did it go well? How are you feeling?
DougForcett
Weird flex, but alright. Congrats on your functional digestive system.
rotsmoes
Thirteen pounds?
LukeLlama
Pics or I didn’t happen
ImOPsMom
Toilet Engaged
ThisFireGrowsHigher
Lucky you. I need some pills or an -oscopy of some sort
Blade015
Hey-o, me too
grootybooty
#26 its a hand cupping balls.. in a heart... thats all I see... whats it supposed to be?
kirmokum
#19 it took me a full 10 years to find a tune once. had it in a dubplate only mix. no name, no nothing. felt amazing to find it.
nemo3590
I've been trying to find one since early childhood. It's a bunch of brass (trumpets?) in a particular set of notes. No luck.
kirmokum
i just had drums and a vocal sample that said "black. too strong." this is the tune: https://youtu.be/9aWacStClVE
Nightcaste
#1 I would have a hard time not staring at Kat Dennings chest, so...
swedeonamoose
i mean there was only 2 big reasons people watched the show.
MechaNinja
I actually really like Kat, and didn't mind most of the rest of the folks on the show, but hated the writing :)
kmikl
To be faaair... her instagrams is like diary of a weird girl in the best possible way.
TheOneThatGotBanned
to a quick peek, looks like a nice girl having fun, planting tomato plants.
kmikl
Right?!
TheOneThatGotBanned
took* and right!
chemicallyderanged
#10 when i get 2 points on imgur for commenting
timrwild
Switch to usersub newest and comment on everything, eventually something will stick and you’ll end up with top comment on the FP
TellusEidolon
*eyes the 5 upvotes* oh look at the famous person over here! A real celebrity.
svsusnsliauhwjayavsg
For purely science purposes, we’re gonna need a sauce for #28
DrZev
Whydjathink they make dollar coins?
nemo3590
My friend who I am now disgusted by and severing all ties with recommends searching "bratty sis"
svsusnsliauhwjayavsg
Please tell your friend he should be ashamed of himself. But also to keep up the good work, he does the science community proud
AlpacaScreampilot
I weighed 13 pounds 11 ounces when I was born.
Scoobylogic
I've heard it crudely referred to as a two stich bitch.
JinTonic
That legitimately made me shudder
DrSpatula
That's pretty normal for an Alpaca though
AlpacaScreampilot
Its actually pretty light as they are 18 to 20 pounds when born.
deafkitten
AlpacaScreampilot
Its true. I was a lunker, I still am, but I was then too...
Quazzeh
How big/heavy are you now?
AlpacaScreampilot
6'1 230 lbs.
MrKibbs
I was 10.10
AlpacaScreampilot
I lost a pound before leaving the hospital..
Lurkernomore86
Perfect score
betamaxforever
You weren’t born. You emerged.
AlpacaScreampilot
I tore into this world with fervor. I'm cleaver still.
nemo3590
Jeez. If you have any younger siblings they probably just fell out no problem.
AlpacaScreampilot
I was the youngest.
games194
Momma decided against having anymore after that damage
AlpacaScreampilot
SHE TOLD ME SHE SHOULD HAVE ABORTED ME. IT WAS THAT BAD.
thelonepig
Was your mom diabetic? I'm under the impression that diabetics have huge honkin babies.
AlpacaScreampilot
The kid that broke my record at the hospital had a diabetic issue. He was like an 18 pounder, I however am not, nor was mom.
AlpacaScreampilot
It's same hospital the Suleman Octuplets were born at. All 8 of them only weighed 20 pounds or a regular baby more than me.
dogfavoriter
... is there a way of looking at #26 that *isn't* a hand grabbing a ballsack?
BilboB360
I thought it was maybe meant to be the dangly bit at the back of your throat. But actually, they don't look like mini ball sacks, so...?
canaryinacoalmine
I also have this question.
HumfreeBugart
If you turn off autorotate then look at it upside down you'll see that it makes no difference, it's still a hand grabbing a ballsack
GeneralWho
sandyman23
All I can say is that I wouldn’t wax/shave the scrotum if I were her.
Consolidatedheadmelter
Dooting for science
tg2222222
Could be a bifurcated uvula
tossabeertoyourwitcher
I think it's supposed to be an upside down heart, maybe being plucked as if from a tree?
Domivla
I think they are supposed to be balls.
TheWhoWhatWhenWhereWhy
Hand grabbing a uvula
RocketShip9
I guess the end of a bone, but even then it's definitely not a bone
Violoso
Its attached to one though...
TheDudeOrHisDudeness
Handling balls with love. So romantic :)
scherudion
I mean one is even hanging lower than the other
deafkitten
DrDred
I miss this guy. He was hilarious.
groovehog
I don't know why but I get serial child rapist vibes from the look in this dude's eyes.
UnitedGalactic
Aefinn
Slightly fattier Sheldon Cooper?
OxygenTheif
My only guess is a uvula, but even then...
Dragonfury5
It's an upside down heart entering the big heart
LeSethX
Tiny hands?
KismetCrew
An inverted heart dripping down from the negative space? Could be done much better with a thinner neck though.
howsplendid
Old man balls then
FrequentContrarian
That was the only guess I had too
ASongOfPissAndFarts
B A L L S A C K
clloy006
And equal curves, looks like one is hanging lower than the other.
GeneralWho
dogfavoriter
I can kinda see it. That person's gonna have a lifetime of explaining this tattoo though ?
Isthe4thtimethecharm
A good tattoo artist could probably fix it to look more like that. Last I knew of laser removal it would take forever to remove it.
Shellibobelli
Yes, can we get some perspective on this, please?
LysergicLentil
Uvula
starfish22
Yes but WHY? Even with that answer I don't get it.
Nooneinfamous
It’s a part of a girl’s anatomy; you know...*down there*. Duh.
Freeminder
No, that's muscle tissue hanging from the soft palate. What you are thinking of is called tubular
APerfectlyNormalPieceOfToast
....Katy Perry's really into Uvulas?
dormantmayonnaise
Right? I've seen it floating around without the top caption and always just assumed it was someone that really liked CBT.
fistermatic5000
CBT?
assmaster4000
Compulsory basic training
LuLuPennyAndOdium44
careful ball touches
unhelpfulrobot
Caressing balls tenderly.
ourari
Or when in the presence of polite company: Cognitive Behavioral Therapy.
gettingtwelveblueshellsinarow
LOL, praying I never meet a sadistic psychologist. I suppose I felt that way before I knew the acronym too.
Lysergian
Wait... THAT'S cognitive behavioral therapy?... Well maybe I AM interested.
dormantmayonnaise
Cock and ball torture.
fistermatic5000
ohnonotagain42
XIXIXimena
Some guys like cheese graters. I shit you not.