the people trying are dressed better too.
Stay positive
PSA
The Onion failing again at not being regular news.
gonna need a lot of lube.
my body is ready.
How to write a headline in 2026
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Don't forget to take out your 2020 xmas tree.
Jelly Roll Morton
MRW I'm too old school for the bike gangs and too new school for the pennyfarthing gangs.
"Music sucks now" - a counterpoint
Happy birthday, hip hop.
Banana for scale