MechaNinja

597450 pts · March 25, 2014


------------------------------------------------------------- メカニカル忍者 ------------------------------------------------------------- 2019 Christmas MechaSelfie: https://i.imgur.com/1avWZUx.png ------------------------------------------------------------- Senpai @EnjoyThisGIFofYourUsername noticed me! http://i.imgur.com/zzy9dwv.gifv ------------------------------------------------------------- People keep asking if science has gone too far. Until this is me: http://imgur.com/9bxeO3Q, science has not gone far enough. I would also accept https://i.imgur.com/bDvdtCq.png. ------------------------------------------------------------- Any "is she single" comments are intended purely and exclusively to amuse myself, but feel free to take it as a compliment of sorts - and you're welcome to be amused as well, obviously. I am a student of the David Letterman school of repeating something until it is funny and then repeating it until it isn't funny and then repeating it until it is funny again. That means I will keep asking if she's single until 12 minutes after the heat death of the universe. ------------------------------------------------------------- I'm a mid 50s white male metalhead member of the PC master race, and further left politically than you can possibly imagine. Married for over 25 years, with 4 kids.

FUBD #intergalacticqualitygifs

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Is it over yet?

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I'm assuming we won the lottery and my wife was planning a surprise...

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I want to believe

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Mark Hamill better not be next...

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My 12th

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Nun Chucks

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Merry Christmas MechaSelfie mark II

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Saruman did nothing wrong

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The reply needs a permanent position in the lexicon

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Alien vs Napoleon

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The real reason you never completely standardize

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This is exactly how it works in the real world

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Your boomstick - choose wisely.

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I need a list of failed Trump campaign lawsuits to reference later, so I'm posting here. Maybe You can use it too.

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MechaBio

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I guess this is a modern version of the same old problem?

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Possibly also a redneck...

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MTFGA!

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Another new feature?

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No, I live in the USA, and we failed the rest of you

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Mostly Marvel - some GI Joe and one ... special.

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Hahah do you think?

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Presented without comment.

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I say we take off and nuke the entire site from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

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I can't find the post I made this for, but felt like it should be seen anyway.

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Inaccurate portrayal of my DnD group.

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John Cleese batting cleanup for the Dems...

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Well, redaction. I guess I am a cat person again.

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Stages of Drumpf

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The first thing I thought of when I heard Norm died

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Get Mechaninja to stop using Chrome with this one simple trick!

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My favorite science fiction never made it out of books

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This is performance art

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It starts with "cargo hotpants" but if you stare, it just gets better and better.

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Possible you will have use for these today.

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Christmas MechaSelfie

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My life is complete

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Memes that hit me right here - *thumps chest*

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OC to be included in someone's future FP dump

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When your boss subtly hints that you crossed a line..

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The secret

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We have a teenager in the house, you see

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My 10th fave: Learn To Read Russian in 15 Minutes

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John Goodman has never even been nominated for Best Supporting Actor

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I got a 12 hour Twitter ban for saying I hope Trump chokes on a chicken bone

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Just watched Mr. Stewart's impassioned plea, and was reminded how "a certain someone" in the Senate likes to play football

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Dresses with pockets

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Why are Canadian Geese not from Australia, anyway?

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When you go to a party with Brett Kavanaugh

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My 11th, as far as you know

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Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Banana Colander is.

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Best friends help friends move bodies...

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All of my WAT

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I do cocaine.

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It seems obvious, once you've tried it.

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