Justchillindylan
80196 pts · September 7, 2015
Hello person or possibly smart AI/ very intelligent piece of cherry pie. I welcome you to my profile and it appears you e found yourself in my thoughts unfortunately this is a prison of my own design so if you need to take a break from reading I don’t blame you I’ll try and make it easier to read so you can come back and finish later ( if you ever finish at all! (By the way in case you didn’t know these are called “ the parenthetical)) anyways now is one of those times when I’ll let you take a break and go pee or refill your health bar with various snacks from that shop over there *points to a small frog selling things at a stump*.
Ah okay good you’re ready, oh yes one more thing to put you in a similar headspace as I am whilst writing this I recommend you listen to the playlist I’ve attached above to the bottom of this. Okay now we are officially ready to talk about everything and nothing, let’s start at nothing…in the next paragraph
So literally right after there was nothing, something appeared almost out of nowhere and there was something for a long time. Roughly during that long time, my parents met each other ( but we're not talking about them, general information is typing now) then after a while, god left the porch light on when he went out drinking and my parents exchanged various words and wooed her shockingly 9 months later I was born and it was regarded as my first ever mistake that was my fault.
During that odd time of growing up I figured out what I liked and disliked, even though most of it was super incorrect since my prefrontal lobe wasn’t even close to being completed ( that fuckin thing doesn’t-come with an instructional manual either so I’m not entirely sure I put it together right) anywho I had my highs and lows and didn’t know what I was doing, but I did know that I like to get a reaction out of people so even from a young age I steered myself towards making others laugh or feel some emotion. As it turned out I was fuckin good at telling a story and discovered I was an amazing liar as well ( this was discovered through several incidents at school where I got in trouble but came up with an alibi that a kid couldn’t possibly have thought of….but I did) well I knew I was and I liked it so I just sort of rotated around that idea. None of it made any hard sense to me until I gave some bullshit presentation in seventh grade and killed it( it’s the same feeling as you doing an open mic night and killing it) alright let’s give you a couple of minutes to collect your thoughts.
Alright good? Okay let’s continue the problem I had with being in school and realizing this was that I thought of a lot of different shit some good some not so good but I never liked writing things down with a pencil (something about the noise bothered my ears, which I can kinda relate to since I hate that damn scratching noise) but pens were slightly better and only because I found some strange beauty in the fact that you can’t erase a fuck up ( don’t come at me saying they make erasable pen you get what I’m saying, don’t be an asshole) that little mistake you made was there and every time you flipped through the pages you’d see it. This was a pretty good way that I looked at my life when I realized that, that being that ( boy that sounds confusing) your little mistakes make you…you. All of them, that one time you got soup instead of salad, all culminated into what you see when you look in the mirror. There’s some poetic beauty in those mistakes cause they shake you into such a cool concept like everybody reading this is a person with (possibly) hours and hours of stories to tell about themselves or people they know, and each one can think of very clear examples of times they fucked up. Anyways back to ideas and thoughts…which we’ll pick up in the next bit
( Man this is just gonna let me keep typing) so I now know that not all thoughts are good thoughts, it’s almost like if your brain knows too much about itself or the world as a whole it tries to kill itself. It’s weird because that sounds like a failsafe that you’d put on something to stop it from getting out of hand. Some people call this depression and struggling with mental illness but I ( and I mean this) sort of have a loving relationship with my head. I’ve been formally diagnosed with a few forms of depression but I don’t believe them. I never took the meds prescribed because I was already happy with how I was and didn’t want to be trapped in a place that was only cool to everybody else. Now saying that could probably be classified as slightly crazy, but eh fuck it we take less electricity than a light bulb and are composed of saltwater and fat with other bits of carbon, that alone sounds Fuckin insane so I will continue to behave as such. I mean can expand on humans a little more, how the fuck can we need sleep but get too much of it that’s a little fuckin crazy if you think about it. And don’t come at me with this “ too much of anything is bad” I hate broad statements cause they are usually not true. Break time again?
Go get some snacks and a drink maybe take a pee break
Alright, let’s continue….
So where were we? Ah yes, humans know too much for their good, I believe that eventually all things will be known but by the time that we know everything will it matter? I don’t think so but isn’t there a nice bit of mystery behind things you don’t know? Speculation can lead to some cool shit, like the big question that I feel like everybody asks at least once ( possibly a few times) what’s the point/ meaning of life? Well I can tell you for certain I do t have the current answer but as I discussed before I don’t think it’s a “ one size fits all” kind of plan. It’s different for everybody and even if I told you that I knew what it was, would you be like “oh yeah, makes sense” probably not it’s such a big question that’s plagued humanity for so long that at this point no answer will be good enough. That’s why I don’t want answers to everything I’d prefer to just draw my conclusions about certain things. A short recess? Yes let’s have a small break
Well back to not knowing/ knowing I think this is my main issue with religion too is that I can’t just say “ yeah it is defiantly like that” nothing is ever 100% statically things can be true but nothing follows it to a T. That’s my main issue with religion I mean there are a ton of holes in Christianity and I’m not saying don’t believe it but how can you and does it benefit you? Honestly, I usually think less of people that are super god orientated, mostly because if that’s what’s stopping you from being a bad person then why not just be an asshole? I can sort of believe some of the other ones like the people that identify as heathens or Norse pagans grab my attention a little more since they treat/ handle gods differently and it’s closer to how science is viewed ( that is probably only gonna make sense to me. But again we don’t know and currently, I’m sticking to when I die I’m just dead, throw me in the trash or whatever doesn’t matter cause I don’t have to deal with it, oh if you do bury me write something funny on my headstone like uh “I’m still here” or “please knock” ohh or “trust me, that’ll hold”. I think laughing in places where it’s not normal is very funny on more than one level. Alright, smoke 'em if you got 'em let’s take another break.
I sort of hope I’m the reason that Imgur needs to make it so bios have a character limit and I applaud you if you make it this far (this is not the end either if you look below there is still plenty)
I never understood people that are okay being alone, because humans are social creatures it’s not like we don’t have proof of this either, it is certainly not a new idea. Now you don’t need someone but it certainly helps you mentally and even just sleeping next to somebody is good for you ( fact check that last bit, I remember reading it but I’m not 100% on it) even getting a dog is good for you. At least to me (and I have pretty good confidence in myself) it’s nice to feel wanted or that somebody can be okay with your presence not even talking, but both of you kinda hanging out. Oh man, let’s talk about love cause this is another one of those cool things people do. Love has evolved and changed over the years when I was a kid I just presumed that everybody had someone for them and all love was the same ( ie family love and husband/wife love) I was very wrong and up until I was 17 I didn’t know any better and experienced my first taste of real “ love at first sight” and I did love her, unfortunately, she died so I had to deal with that on my own but it did show me how I loved and what it meant to me. It also showed me that, that cliché thing of “you’ll know when you do” is true. It’s also not only one person you can love again but I think (again) this is not everybody just my view on it as it’s been some time since I have felt that love feeling or “ hey there is something special about this individual” cause I’m currently in love with a woman. It did take time to get over her death ( my first love) but I sort of rationally concluded everything ending. In my head it makes sense nothing is infinite so why would love be it will, unfortunately, end one way or another. Now maybe infinite is a thing but the only example I can think of for this is space but I’d wager there is an end or perhaps it loops back on itself sort of like a Klein bottle. But it might be a black wall ( metaphorically speaking) where laws of reality are being rewritten before your very own eyes, which I’d imagine would drive whoever is viewing that either insane or they be enlightened as Fuck. Hmm, it seems that my phone is slowing down while writing this so I’ll have to continue on my PC later. So now we have a natural break, I’ll speak to you again shortly.
Well, now that I have a keyboard in front of me I should be able to generate thoughts a little faster, I'm not entirely sure why I'm doing this ( I mean writing all of this) cause in reality who the hell is gonna read all of this? That is a good question but I now would like to not only see if I can break Imgur but if I can make this "about section" along as a dissertation or maybe even above 100k words. I am also going to periodically place links to music that I get the vibe from when Im reading it. this will certainly be the dumbest thing I have ever created ( and I've made some fairly dumb things) but here I stand (sit?) typing away. Okay, we've got that all straightened out, Let's continue after a very minor break.
(Tune for this bit: Pearl Jam- Yellow Ledbetter)
Alrighty then so we were talking about knowing things that you shouldn't know ( well not exactly that but you get the idea) this sort of relates to everything in a way, even just waking up, you don't know exactly what the day will hold, it could be your last (if you take it to the extreme), I mean you have a rough idea of what it'll hold but its really a loose collection of events nothing is set in stone, you might find it impossible to get outta bed either because you were miraculously paralyzed in your sleep or because it's so warm you don't want to get up. if you dwell on that thought it could almost drive you mad too, but of course, just staying inside with no contact because you can control inside is also bad, you might think you can control everything in your domain but again you cant. That glass of water that you just want a few sips from could drown you (will it proably.....no it won't but hey it just might). Staying inside can also result in legit cabin fever but not like in the movies or TV shows ( superiorly movies and TV lie often, who knew) ive always wanted to meet somebody who had a weirdx cndition or an issue such as contracting cabin fever ( can you catch it, techinically you do) whats even weirder is that its noyt a fever or even classifdied as a mental illness/ disrpder, its a fancy way of sayin "Im kinda bummed, sad, or lonely because of being stuck at home for a few days or months" but ij dont think everyboidy can get this, during the lockdown (wow that sounds really cool in my head) I was inside for a good chunk of time and didnt feel any sort of sadness, But I did have the internet and a supply of money that made it so I was not worried about anyhting ( that makes me sound like an asshole, yes I was bothereed by covid but it was defintly not a high priority since I was just chillin at home) Oh i know what were gonna talk about next, this sort of leads me into the thoughts of old legends and myths where peoplem said " no mortal man could kill it" so well be right back after a message from our sponsers
(Tune for this bit: What's Golden- Jurassic 5)
I always liked to read about those old myths and stories of various creatures ( What's weird is how some of the descriptions are from totally different places but are almost identical descriptions) I live in America so we have plenty of folklore, and everybody has heard of the typical ones. Werewolves vampires etc, You know why they say the whole silver thing about all those old monsters? well, silver was considered a pure metal, and really old mirrors were made of silver so they couldn't see their reflections in them. Werewolves were killed by silver again cause it was thought to be pure, you might have also heard that they couldn't cross fresh streams of water or something like that too, again this was because you are less likely to get sick from drinking a spring of fresh running water ( id still boil it or purify it if you) but there's your little fun fact for the day. Anywho the myths that drag on about how "Mortals cannot kill this creature" think about it this way, id be willing to bet that if you dropped a hydrogen bomb on a vampire that fucker would be a pile of ash or a shadow on the ground. What im getting at is when these things were believed to be real, they didn't have ( or even dream about) any of the insane weaponry that we have now. I mean think about how new some of the weapons we have are, like 500 years ago we were still using swords and bladed weapons (I think about that when im high sometimes how just fuckin bonkers that is) What's even scarier is that we are not close too done developing stuff to kill each other with and it's only gonna get crazier and crazier, ( there's a game out there where you can be hit in space by an "ancient railgun" that was fired a long time ago and since it's in space it would in theory travel until it hits something at the same speed or forever) im gettin a lil tired so ill pick this up later, iI almost feel like im writing a book, maybe ill slap an Imgur logo on it with my handle and call it "JustchillinDylan speaks about everything and nothing" that's not too shabby of an idea, another piece of Imgur history. anyways im off ill see you soon
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