zaxlor

1512 pts · February 25, 2014


11 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

There needs to be a delay on anything the current speaker says, before Microsoft Sam says the REAL words they're meant to be saying.

That way the Orange turd can turn around 60 seconds after speaking, crane his neck and stamp his feet as he shouts "I didn't say that! I didn't say that!" while everyone around him goes "We know. You're incapable of telling the truth".

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I need him cast as M. Bison in the next Street Fighter film, STAT!

11 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Not targeted at you, but imagine your entire life being a series of "winning at arguments on the internet". That's it. That's all there is. "Haha, fuck you libtards!" is your entire existence.

How fucking pathetic :(

11 months ago | Likes 24 Dislikes 0

Main character syndrome?

She knows, deep down inside she's wrong, totally wrong about supporting Trump, but she's brought into it so much that to swap sides would shatter everything that a MAGA supporter is - They're anti science, anti empathy and above all ONLY believe in black and white.

A fascist only seems themselves (as good guys) and the other (anyone that isn't in their group) as bad. Without empathy, they can't for a second imagine what it'd be like to be "the other" suffering.

11 months ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

11 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

#1 is Denise Milani, btw ♥

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"That's right, that's right! BEAT his mother-fucking ass!"

So fucking cathartic :D

1 year ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Nah he's a cunt.

Fucks around, refuses to find out. Typical fucking bully. I hope to Christ he doesn't have a significant other, or if he does they leave him ASAP.

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My Mum, even her last few weeks alive as Parkinson's and Dementia ate through her brain had more lucid and coherent conversations than this.

I bet if you'd asked him "Who has water now?" he'd reply with "We do! We've got the best water, simply the best! People drink it every day!".

1 year ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

I've already hired Danny DeVito as the Wizard and Anne Hathaway as the Maiden ;)

1 year ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Alright, we've gotta bring your white wine levels UP, while keeping your shrimp levels STABLE

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I was expecting that when the Princess was trapped inside the tower, it's original owner *came back* and without wanting to get exiled *again* had to try to do their work with the Princess constantly trying to get them to help her escape.

1 year ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 1

B-B-Beaver Bounce!

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's 5pm. I've just started my shift. My Dad made me a pizza for lunch and I've now got 5 hours to sort out the returns before cashing up.

Best years of my life working there. Man I miss it.

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

Oh, this is what the "Three seashells" are for? But why is one missing? ;)

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

If I was drinking something, I would have spit it out! haha~ Man, that's such a good way of describing it :D

1 year ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He really is! I've met him IRL at a convention. He signed my Lego Dimensions Gilmi set with "No body tosses a Dwarf!"

Spoke to him about film making, his biggest and best advice was "Just keep doing it". Amazing human being.

1 year ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Stagers: Will.

Say, it's Hate!

1 year ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Don't give me hope.

There's a tunnel under the road about 1~ minute from my house, but it's got a bend so you can't quite see what's out the other end. As a child I always used to pretend it was like a Mario Bros. warp pipe and I'd come out the other side someplace else.

As an adult, I still wish for that to happen :(

1 year ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Oh, I didn't know you were weak."

"Well, I wasn't sure about you being a total cunt, but now I KNOW you are!" JFC, your ex-boss sounds like a piece of shit. I'm glad for you that he's an ex and I'm sorry for your other losses :(

1 year ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee!

1 year ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

I saw this film when it came out. I was about 14 at the time. I 100% understood and scene and it's message. And then Abe's Odysee came out, with a similar kind of "Fuck big corpa, it's killing the planet" message. And so did Final Fantasy 7. And the Matrix. And SO many more things kept telling me "Be excellent to one another, dude!" ... and yet here we are, openly watching America turn fascist.

1 year ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

"What did you say R2D2?" said C3P0, quite annoyed with the blue and white service Droid bumping into his golden feet. "I said fuck off and find me a beer! I'm fuckin' PARCHED in here!", came a tiny little voice from inside the tin can ;)

1 year ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I was kinda hoping it was going to be fulla swears too, but still funny :D

1 year ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0