1512 pts · February 25, 2014
There needs to be a delay on anything the current speaker says, before Microsoft Sam says the REAL words they're meant to be saying.That way the Orange turd can turn around 60 seconds after speaking, crane his neck and stamp his feet as he shouts "I didn't say that! I didn't say that!" while everyone around him goes "We know. You're incapable of telling the truth".
I need him cast as M. Bison in the next Street Fighter film, STAT!
Not targeted at you, but imagine your entire life being a series of "winning at arguments on the internet". That's it. That's all there is. "Haha, fuck you libtards!" is your entire existence.How fucking pathetic :(
Main character syndrome?She knows, deep down inside she's wrong, totally wrong about supporting Trump, but she's brought into it so much that to swap sides would shatter everything that a MAGA supporter is - They're anti science, anti empathy and above all ONLY believe in black and white.A fascist only seems themselves (as good guys) and the other (anyone that isn't in their group) as bad. Without empathy, they can't for a second imagine what it'd be like to be "the other" suffering.
#1 is Denise Milani, btw ♥
"That's right, that's right! BEAT his mother-fucking ass!"So fucking cathartic :D
Nah he's a cunt.Fucks around, refuses to find out. Typical fucking bully. I hope to Christ he doesn't have a significant other, or if he does they leave him ASAP.
My Mum, even her last few weeks alive as Parkinson's and Dementia ate through her brain had more lucid and coherent conversations than this.I bet if you'd asked him "Who has water now?" he'd reply with "We do! We've got the best water, simply the best! People drink it every day!".
I've already hired Danny DeVito as the Wizard and Anne Hathaway as the Maiden ;)
Alright, we've gotta bring your white wine levels UP, while keeping your shrimp levels STABLE
I was expecting that when the Princess was trapped inside the tower, it's original owner *came back* and without wanting to get exiled *again* had to try to do their work with the Princess constantly trying to get them to help her escape.
B-B-Beaver Bounce!
It's 5pm. I've just started my shift. My Dad made me a pizza for lunch and I've now got 5 hours to sort out the returns before cashing up.Best years of my life working there. Man I miss it.
Oh, this is what the "Three seashells" are for? But why is one missing? ;)
If I was drinking something, I would have spit it out! haha~ Man, that's such a good way of describing it :D
He really is! I've met him IRL at a convention. He signed my Lego Dimensions Gilmi set with "No body tosses a Dwarf!"Spoke to him about film making, his biggest and best advice was "Just keep doing it". Amazing human being.
Stagers: Will.Say, it's Hate!
Don't give me hope.There's a tunnel under the road about 1~ minute from my house, but it's got a bend so you can't quite see what's out the other end. As a child I always used to pretend it was like a Mario Bros. warp pipe and I'd come out the other side someplace else.As an adult, I still wish for that to happen :(
"Oh, I didn't know you were weak.""Well, I wasn't sure about you being a total cunt, but now I KNOW you are!" JFC, your ex-boss sounds like a piece of shit. I'm glad for you that he's an ex and I'm sorry for your other losses :(
Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee!
I saw this film when it came out. I was about 14 at the time. I 100% understood and scene and it's message. And then Abe's Odysee came out, with a similar kind of "Fuck big corpa, it's killing the planet" message. And so did Final Fantasy 7. And the Matrix. And SO many more things kept telling me "Be excellent to one another, dude!" ... and yet here we are, openly watching America turn fascist.
"What did you say R2D2?" said C3P0, quite annoyed with the blue and white service Droid bumping into his golden feet. "I said fuck off and find me a beer! I'm fuckin' PARCHED in here!", came a tiny little voice from inside the tin can ;)
I was kinda hoping it was going to be fulla swears too, but still funny :D
There needs to be a delay on anything the current speaker says, before Microsoft Sam says the REAL words they're meant to be saying.
That way the Orange turd can turn around 60 seconds after speaking, crane his neck and stamp his feet as he shouts "I didn't say that! I didn't say that!" while everyone around him goes "We know. You're incapable of telling the truth".
I need him cast as M. Bison in the next Street Fighter film, STAT!
Not targeted at you, but imagine your entire life being a series of "winning at arguments on the internet". That's it. That's all there is. "Haha, fuck you libtards!" is your entire existence.
How fucking pathetic :(
Main character syndrome?
She knows, deep down inside she's wrong, totally wrong about supporting Trump, but she's brought into it so much that to swap sides would shatter everything that a MAGA supporter is - They're anti science, anti empathy and above all ONLY believe in black and white.
A fascist only seems themselves (as good guys) and the other (anyone that isn't in their group) as bad. Without empathy, they can't for a second imagine what it'd be like to be "the other" suffering.
#1 is Denise Milani, btw ♥
"That's right, that's right! BEAT his mother-fucking ass!"
So fucking cathartic :D
Nah he's a cunt.
Fucks around, refuses to find out. Typical fucking bully. I hope to Christ he doesn't have a significant other, or if he does they leave him ASAP.
My Mum, even her last few weeks alive as Parkinson's and Dementia ate through her brain had more lucid and coherent conversations than this.
I bet if you'd asked him "Who has water now?" he'd reply with "We do! We've got the best water, simply the best! People drink it every day!".
I've already hired Danny DeVito as the Wizard and Anne Hathaway as the Maiden ;)
Alright, we've gotta bring your white wine levels UP, while keeping your shrimp levels STABLE
I was expecting that when the Princess was trapped inside the tower, it's original owner *came back* and without wanting to get exiled *again* had to try to do their work with the Princess constantly trying to get them to help her escape.
B-B-Beaver Bounce!
It's 5pm. I've just started my shift. My Dad made me a pizza for lunch and I've now got 5 hours to sort out the returns before cashing up.
Best years of my life working there. Man I miss it.
Oh, this is what the "Three seashells" are for? But why is one missing? ;)
If I was drinking something, I would have spit it out! haha~ Man, that's such a good way of describing it :D
He really is! I've met him IRL at a convention. He signed my Lego Dimensions Gilmi set with "No body tosses a Dwarf!"
Spoke to him about film making, his biggest and best advice was "Just keep doing it". Amazing human being.
Stagers: Will.
Say, it's Hate!
Don't give me hope.
There's a tunnel under the road about 1~ minute from my house, but it's got a bend so you can't quite see what's out the other end. As a child I always used to pretend it was like a Mario Bros. warp pipe and I'd come out the other side someplace else.
As an adult, I still wish for that to happen :(
"Oh, I didn't know you were weak."
"Well, I wasn't sure about you being a total cunt, but now I KNOW you are!" JFC, your ex-boss sounds like a piece of shit. I'm glad for you that he's an ex and I'm sorry for your other losses :(
Wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee-ooo-wee!
I saw this film when it came out. I was about 14 at the time. I 100% understood and scene and it's message. And then Abe's Odysee came out, with a similar kind of "Fuck big corpa, it's killing the planet" message. And so did Final Fantasy 7. And the Matrix. And SO many more things kept telling me "Be excellent to one another, dude!" ... and yet here we are, openly watching America turn fascist.
"What did you say R2D2?" said C3P0, quite annoyed with the blue and white service Droid bumping into his golden feet. "I said fuck off and find me a beer! I'm fuckin' PARCHED in here!", came a tiny little voice from inside the tin can ;)
I was kinda hoping it was going to be fulla swears too, but still funny :D