Try again later
0
6
825
Actual me:
-3
0
221
When you tell your little brother to shut up and he says "Make me!'
2784
106
137401
MRW I tell my crush a joke and she just gives me an awkward look
2
2
350
You can hear it, can't you?
15
4
1511
Fuck off Beetlejuuce
15
5
911
Service members know
7
16
946
RIP
-2
1
124
doin me a heckin concern
21
1
964
I've peaked in life
41
19
1719
I don't get it
45
12
2119
Dinkleberg!
4
0
528
Gold diggin
-2
4
581
When I get lectured by my parents
1
1
334
Someone's gotta do it
15
7
575
Plz sahtp texing muh
0
9
309
Y'all some beautiful mothaphuckas
13
2
237
When my girlfriend asked me what I got her and her sister for Christmas
57
8
3101
Cute girl is cute
11
2
699
Work stories of a produce clerk in a wealthy bay area city
85
25
2367
Had to be said
59
113
2315
Big whoop wanna fight about it?
-7
13
251
Angela, your hair looks like a pineapple today
40
19
1546
When there's a hate speech happening on campus and your classmates tell you to stop them because you're a veteran
9
7
795
Headed to ER right now
2
1
309
I'll take 2
-3
4
551
Obama forces his wife and "volunteers" to uproot planted trees circa 2016
10
20
882
Stupid sexy bonsai tree
848
21
68207
Jokes are like punches, don't throw one if you can't take one
10
5
956
MRW they say kids eat for free
31
1
2341
I'm on some new shit. I'm chucking my deuces up to her
1755
114
107334
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40
6
2660
Explaining college to my nephews who are in elementary school
-3
2
408
My black friends' reaction when I show them a magic card trick
-3
0
227
Lore of Metroid Part Five: The Infant Weapon
1226
90
71968
MRW my buddy orders a steak "bloody"
3
0
59
I love Digimon
31
3
2109
Am I doing this right?
2
0
41
Lore of Metroid Part One: The Wars in Heaven
1330
61
82776
Lore of Metroid Part Four: The Poison War
223
9
8220
Lore of Metroid Part Two: The End of the Renaissance
344
14
10454
The Chosen One
1318
24
69334
That's enough internet for today
18
12
736
And you?
7
5
622
MRW the deaf girl in class falls asleep and her signer is just sitting there awkwardly
14
3
321
Freakin public bathrooms
6
3
457
To my fellow players at the Blackjack table last night
0
0
146
Victim of my my own success
1307
146
85549
Please suh, can aye 'ave some mo?
1
2
220
Lore of Metroid Part Three: The New Empires
312
45
9511
DRIFT SOULS!
17
3
2255
MRW my professor asks me what my strategy is for questions I don't know the answer to
29
10
1322
Truer words have never spoken
3283
106
176360
Have fun and stay safe, headliners!
0
0
199
Younger siblings will understand
-3
6
537
Hi my name is Nolan Bruder. I raped my own sister and only got a slap on the wrist. Make me famous
1
11
638
The Legend of Streetlamp Le Moose
32
5
4026