warmyourbeans

1269162 pts ยท October 26, 2012


____________________________________________ . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . <(((=< hey

Everybody's got a water buffalo
Yours is fast, but mine is slow
Oh, where'd we get them? I don't know
But everybody's got a water buffalo-ooh
I took my buffalo to the store
Got his head stuck in the door
Spilled some lima beans on the floor

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What is TT?

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acetaminophen

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Is that in Denmark?

8 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

then*

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One time a girl asked me if I wanted to go throw some clay with her. I didn't know anything about pottery, so I imagined just throwing clay pots at a wall like this.

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He was born in the previous millennium.

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Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal.

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Thousands of tiny feet

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Lionhead Studios Black and White had a feature that if your name/tag/handle was on a certain list of names, it would whisper that name at night. That gave me quite a surprise when my PC started whispering my name one night.

10 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Where dat? it pretty.

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I've got some bad news for you from the future.

10 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Beans!?

11 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

WHAT!?

11 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this Loss?

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Hey $25 is $25

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Funny, I used to have the same nickname

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Nugget

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Jingle Bells

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No. You're only allowed to pick them up.

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Gray is umami

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That guy yelled at me for wandering the halls of Hogwarts after dark

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I recently went on a Lenny Bruce binge. I noticed some similarities.

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The sirens ward off the tornadoes.

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"Every decision leading to where I am has been the wrong one. It feels. But I'm trapped onto carrying on." felt

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Could've been Shoebody Bop

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