My mom and stepdad got me tickets to see John Cleese in person for my birthday!
My pupper passed away at 3:30 this afternoon.
9th panic attack of the night... ugh
Me coming into work tomorrow after drinking like a dehydrated Irishman.
Y’all I just completed another class. A months worth in 5 hours. I got a 96 as my grade. Goodnight y’all.
Fuck the US healthcare system...
New sun visor!
So it has been nine years since I met this goofball. He is on Imgur now and I hope he sees this. This is what I deal with but I love it all the same.
Happy National Puppy Day from my best boy Cookie!
It really didn’t need to happen...
I just finished my first class of the semester! A gruesome four week psychology class. I did it all despite my personal life being shit! 1 class down and 4 to go!
So I drew a picture...
MRW I notice that the kids born in 1996 can legally drink in the US.
When I find out that guacamole isn't extra.
Me coming home after a visit to the UK.
That's a bit harsh don't you think?
Happy 96th Birthday Betty White!
Dallas Cowboys posted this on Facebook
So I made a thing today!
My Fiancé Face when I introduced a bigger buddy for the strap on.
Saw this on a Facebook garage sell page.
Just finished a shit done of homework and a project due today. Good night y'all!
MRW I take my brother shopping for stuff to make a salad and brings stuff to make a pizza.
I'm done being a sad sack of fat.
The best childhood ruining thread ever!
MFW I see that I am a Google Doodle
I went to the UK this week with a stop in Scotland. I also met this fluffy cow!
Merry Christmas Imgur!
MRW I find an old porn video I used to get off to.
I don't have a pupper but I have a senior doggo. His name is Odie and he is 13 years old!
MRW my Uncle tells me I am going to Hell for going to Planned Parenthood.
A gift from a new friend!
When I realized that I have put more work into a online virtual Hogwarts' homework than my real college homework.
MRW I see that John Cleese is coming to my city to do a screening of the Holy Grail!
I had to have dinner with family tonight.
My sweet little Corgi went to the rainbow bridge last night. Just wanted to share this picture, which was my favorite.
The Weather Radar is Flipping Me Off. Fuck You too Rain!
Congrats Dirk Nowitzki for hitting 30,000 points!
Me turning in a paper two minutes before the deadline.
My mom was diagnosed with Thyroid cancer today.
Happy 94th birthday Stan Lee!
Anyone down for some CAH?
So I got this in the mail today!
MRW I see a bunch of pictures of Brendan Fraser on the FP this morning.
Never fails to make me laugh!
Here is to the psychologist that finally gave me an answer about what the fuck is wrong with me.
Happy 95th Birthday Betty White!
Need a good laugh tonight?
Dear Betty White, Your birthday is in two days. Please...
Since chat is a thing now...
Santa! Thank you!
I don't have a pupper but does Imgur like senior doggos?
There is a 24 hour stream of Whose Line is it Anyway on YouTube right now!
I got the best lego set tonight! Thanks santa!
It makes me feel powerful!
So fucking jittery. STHAP BODY!
MRW as a Dallas Cowboys fan and I root for the Eagles so we can clench.
Watching the Oscars tonight.