So fucking jittery. STHAP BODY!

Mar 7, 2017 7:53 AM

So fucking jittery. STHAP BODY!

Body please let me fucking sleep! I know I am going to London and it's gonna be a fun as fuck trip BUT I NEED TO FUCKING SLEEP!

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Don't be too excited, it always ruins everything to expect too much. Look at this : https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paris_syndrome

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Just drink a beer, eat some cat food, and huff a bit of glue. Knocks you right out.

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Why are you getting excited to go to london, its not that special?!!

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Just pretend you'll die on the way there. Much less fun...though some say it is but life's grandest adventure...

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Alternatively, just pretend you're already dead. If you're anything like me, you're dead inside anyway, so it isn't much of a stretch.

9 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2