unabletoplease

26405 pts · January 10, 2017


Stereotypical lesbian with 2 cats.

Winter. The basic bitch.

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IRL

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Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.

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Views 522

Date night

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Views 977

Dentist got me feeling a special kinda way

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Cheers bitches

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Nightmare inducing

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BBQ Becky w/offspring

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Just so we are clear

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They call me Wolverbean

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Dicky do

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Do you think he’d approve if he knew it was 151?

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MRW I find out I have my first cavity

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Tomatocorn or tocato butthole?

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I love giving a loaf of bread a good test squish before I buy it

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Acid trip flashback

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Don’t look at the red rocket

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I wear black to honor the color of my soul

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July 30th, after the purge

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Myrna’s got that pearl necklace on

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Shark week model

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Morgan's right, you know

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Squishy

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Imgur has a twisted sense of humor

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Milk is required

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Exhale deeply

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Even Jeopardy loves a dank meme

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Damn you dried grapes

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Need help identifying

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Trying to channel my inner Snoop

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Waiting for the Portlandia episode

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Silently screaming

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Best Fucking Friends

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Pretax

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Dear Portland,

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Can't trust the news

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You have nothing to worry about

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Probably just skip to President

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Fuck you Monday

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Alright now fellas. Now what’s cooler than being cool?

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Those aren't dancing dicks

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Mama needs a massage

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That's not how that works

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Been watching House of Cards

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I thought the article was going to talk about OJ Simpson

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Cringeworthy

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Feeling drunk guilty

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Well received Xmas gift

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I'm looking at you usersub

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Views 900

It's hot. But it's not Arizona.

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Just doing his time behind bars

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When she tells you what's for dinner

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Inspired by a culinary term I had not heard. Googled images of cheese welded. Not disappointed.

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Titles can be confusing

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I did actually

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Views 1996

I'm going to the best Ron Swanson I can be

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The legendary Leslie Hall

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TLDR

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