Winter. The basic bitch.
IRL
Alright, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my close-up.
Date night
Dentist got me feeling a special kinda way
Cheers bitches
Nightmare inducing
BBQ Becky w/offspring
Just so we are clear
They call me Wolverbean
Dicky do
Do you think he’d approve if he knew it was 151?
MRW I find out I have my first cavity
Tomatocorn or tocato butthole?
I love giving a loaf of bread a good test squish before I buy it
Acid trip flashback
Don’t look at the red rocket
I wear black to honor the color of my soul
July 30th, after the purge
Myrna’s got that pearl necklace on
Shark week model
Morgan's right, you know
Squishy
Imgur has a twisted sense of humor
Milk is required
Exhale deeply
Even Jeopardy loves a dank meme
Damn you dried grapes
Need help identifying
Trying to channel my inner Snoop
Waiting for the Portlandia episode
Silently screaming
Best Fucking Friends
Pretax
Dear Portland,
Can't trust the news
You have nothing to worry about
Probably just skip to President
Fuck you Monday
Alright now fellas. Now what’s cooler than being cool?
Those aren't dancing dicks
Mama needs a massage
That's not how that works
Been watching House of Cards
I thought the article was going to talk about OJ Simpson
Cringeworthy
Feeling drunk guilty
Well received Xmas gift
I'm looking at you usersub
It's hot. But it's not Arizona.
Just doing his time behind bars
When she tells you what's for dinner
Inspired by a culinary term I had not heard. Googled images of cheese welded. Not disappointed.
Titles can be confusing
I did actually
I'm going to the best Ron Swanson I can be
The legendary Leslie Hall
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