unabletoplease
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I was 7, snooping through some boxes in the garage and came across some notes that my mom had written for my dad and put in his lunchbox. Most were sweet little love notes wishing him a good day with some fun cartoon drawings. But then I found the x-rated notes. Oh my god. Cartoon penis realism. I will die with this secret. Side note, my mom is an amazing artist.
Arrowpuppet
Can you pm me her 'art'?
M2THE49
You
Paul567
Pics or it didn't happen!
PotatoThunder
I think it's legit cute she did that for your dad. Sorry for the scarring though.
unabletoplease
Seriously cute. They love each other so much. Married for 44 years.
DJNatsak
One time I went to watch a what I thought was bugs bunny VHS at my dad's place and it turned out to be a home made porno of he and my mom.
unabletoplease
Traumatic. Way worse than mom's cartoon porn. Unless, you're into that and in that case congrats?
DaddyPigIsAnExpertOnThat
SadSnowman
She traced it...
CommentRick
Ireallylovenudes
You wouldn't happen to have any of those drawings, would you?
unabletoplease
God no. Buried it back in the box and buried it deep in my subconscious.
aintgottimeforyou
What did the notes say?
unabletoplease
The x-rated ones were about my mom not so subtly hinting for sexy time.
R3C0NXD45
So your mom bangs like a screen door in a hurricane, nice.
OriginalPlam
Well thats better than probably 90% of the people whose first penis they saw was their dad's as he walked around naked.
WhenYouMissoutOntheCoolUsernames
Or their brothers.
nefridelle
The first penis I ever saw was on a cadaver. In anatomy lab.
wayshegoesboys
I'd hate to know how long it was before you saw your first live one.
OriginalPlam
Wow, I'm sorry you had to see your dead father that way.
shoosterville
that number feels low to me.
BinaryShutter
really low, you know what I mean fry man?
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jimmycrkkorn
Why the hell are you dotting this??...
RockettttMan
Was looking for a gif of Carl last night presumably hammered