ultramegalisk

54205 pts ยท May 1, 2015


I always have upvotes for pibbles, Andre the Giant, and anything involving Simon Pegg and/or Nick Frost.

Santa Fe

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Turns out to be the King James Bible

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

*its

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I guess I'll be throwing an end of the world party. Probably do a showing of that movie with Bruce Willis and the Aerosmith girl.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That asteroid looks like it needs some freedom.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Wait is there more than one America? Which one are we in now? I hope it's the best one but I'm not sure.

7 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I think that'll probably work with dine-in seating arrangements as well.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Thanks for mopping the floor with me. I would've been there all day if you hadn't stepped in and helped me out.

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But your doggy is friggin awesome!

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Sucks that other doggy had to be put down. Should be the crappy owner getting euthanized.

7 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I thought that girl was wearing a Buc-ee's shirt at first

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The fluffy puppy-doggy academy. Duh.

7 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Red = +5 volts; Black = ground; Green = signal

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Oh man I love gogol Bordello!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pibblewiggles!!!!

8 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Well, we have the mitochondrial DNA, then there's the collective DNA of our microbiota (plasmid and chromosomal). Hmmm. You might be right.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WHAT!!??!?! I did not know that! Makes sense, though.

9 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

You might be able to fit just one banana inside of it. It might be pretty snug, though.

9 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Lol yeah there was a dead one behind me that I almost stepped on!

9 years ago | Likes 74 Dislikes 1

Yeah. It's the unseen tentacles that can put you in the ER. It had one long enough to do it, too!

9 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

9 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ever seen how long their tentacles are? I don't want that thing swinging around and wrapping around my leg!

9 years ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 0

Yeah I used to be afraid of them when I was a kid. The I found out they don't sting. Now I think they're cute!

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

This is accurate. This is what boot camp is like.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yes I know, sorry about that. I wanted to make a dragon ball reference and picked Trump because I could also make the hands tiny.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I thought it was supposed to be tonight, but it looked pretty big last night too.

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Against Saiyans?

9 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Holy shit, man. I'm scared for your little guy, too. He should be just fine. Much love to you, my friend.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0