The best opening sentence. Of any book. Ever.

Jun 2, 2016 3:50 PM

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Elelith

omg what did Heman do?!?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

iamnotthrowingawaymyshot

The building was on fire and it wasn't my fault. - Dresden Files

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

throwawayaccounttho

Long days and pleasant nights to you all

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

lastcanadian

I will show you year in a handful of dust.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

TheeKingsWit

The thousand injuries of Fortunato I had borne as I best could, but when he ventured upon insult, I vowed revenge.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Violetsdyed

Call me Ishmael.

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

MrPilkington

"I’m pretty much fucked. That’s my considered opinion. Fucked."

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Duckfan91

It was the best of times, it was the worst of times.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

BasicHatedFrenchGuy

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

d2maveric

It was a pleasure to burn......But i do like this one too.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

NewAccountForReasons

They shoot the white girl first.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0