thomarius

220 pts · April 25, 2013


Invite me to things and I'll make you food and drinks. Conversational speaker of English and Spanish. Proficient in Russian and Arabic. Learning Hangul and Irish. Looking for person or two for adventures, must pack minimally. Optional talents: music, food, kayaking, walking, languages. Pm me your mixtape to apply.

When you stick it in the wrong hole, but it feels so right

Points 1936
Comments 216
Views 55523

When she actually sends nudes

Points 1389
Comments 25
Views 54062

up you go

Points 6157
Comments 152
Views 61648

Jenga move of the year

Points 5803
Comments 185
Views 179181

When I try to deviate from wallace and gromit but get downvoted.

Points 9763
Comments 125
Views 374190

Reddit Advice

Points 12897
Comments 704
Views 134843

This post has Bill Murray in it.

Points 2507
Comments 91
Views 119600

I would completely find this

Points 14859
Comments 355
Views 8004

One of my favorite webcomics

Points 3551
Comments 265
Views 73139

Maul

Points 11137
Comments 853
Views 38537

Oh fo' sho'

Points 9884
Comments 624
Views 1459

Millennial freak show

Points 15132
Comments 1412
Views 357661

How to make a hot dog

Points 12744
Comments 288
Views 291051

Actual Underrated Hip Hop Artists

Points 6670
Comments 526
Views 149954

25 Balls

Points 1214
Comments 52
Views 47542

Well

Points 8650
Comments 164
Views 8567

I'm definitely trying this

Points 9803
Comments 406
Views 7726

We're finally getting good burgers in Sweden

Points 7574
Comments 805
Views 578510

If u ever feel alone, just remember chicken is there for u

Points 7526
Comments 138
Views 8933

USERSUB, IT STIME 

Points 2494
Comments 84
Views 45677

Beast Boy you sly dog.

Points 11206
Comments 322
Views 482704

If you want a six-pack you should read this

Points 11678
Comments 276
Views 9548

This picture always gets me

Points 11885
Comments 143
Views 8737

Relationship goals

Points 17765
Comments 996
Views 433466

Took Apart Some Beats Headphones

Points 7988
Comments 926
Views 439510

hurt durr I'm kylecorn

Points 13183
Comments 957
Views 6993

I really appreciated this running gag in Penguins of Madagascar.

Points 14376
Comments 224
Views 9543

The strangest chat I've ever had

Points 12752
Comments 1227
Views 432339

People should come together over the real things that matter

Points 19434
Comments 402
Views 695945

Well played good sir

Points 12591
Comments 464
Views 8362

My favorite scene on 3rd Rock From The Sun

Points 8809
Comments 189
Views 293542

Dressed for success

Points 5295
Comments 135
Views 6212

MRW I'm on a diet and it's cheat day.

Points 14905
Comments 602
Views 39984

OF COURSE I've seen it.

Points 3426
Comments 169
Views 7947

guys at the club like

Points 15300
Comments 593
Views 129555

True love exists.

Points 7514
Comments 524
Views 29563

I see music, so I decided to paint it

Points 19664
Comments 1697
Views 575244

Shots fired

Points 11407
Comments 936
Views 9109

Re-imagined Names For Everyday Objects

Points 11535
Comments 377
Views 428021

It finally came!

Points 2488
Comments 268
Views 6669

This is why shittyaskscience is my favorite subreddit

Points 20349
Comments 413
Views 739108

Russian for 8 months

Points 14808
Comments 398
Views 7178

Look what I saw at LCS Playoffs

Points 15816
Comments 557
Views 1874639

Comedians

Points 9233
Comments 292
Views 427700

Like a dad joke, but not...

Points 11707
Comments 126
Views 9260

Well that escalated quickly

Points 8160
Comments 312
Views 120331

MRW when its friday

Points 15566
Comments 418
Views 40798

Roadtrips in a nutshell

Points 11033
Comments 517
Views 29048

I knew i was missing something when hitting on girls

Points 10561
Comments 415
Views 484929

My aunt has procured a world map from ancient Grease.

Points 10902
Comments 378
Views 10438

When my coworker says the guy I have a crush on was flirting with me

Points 5477
Comments 297
Views 35740

MRW my posts don't make the FP but remember I have more points than my wife

Points 17945
Comments 598
Views 144566

I wonder where this is goi....god damn it

Points 12788
Comments 245
Views 9245

How dare you assume he's male

Points 11596
Comments 913
Views 29330

Chilling Out Music You Probably Haven't Heard

Points 19864
Comments 1067
Views 650146

Macklemore's grandad, Macklemost.

Points 12003
Comments 401
Views 7748

Justnervousthings

Points 13271
Comments 422
Views 9381
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