thomarius

220 pts ยท April 25, 2013


Invite me to things and I'll make you food and drinks. Conversational speaker of English and Spanish. Proficient in Russian and Arabic. Learning Hangul and Irish. Looking for person or two for adventures, must pack minimally. Optional talents: music, food, kayaking, walking, languages. Pm me your mixtape to apply.

Found the Vegeta-rian.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Grills are hot.

11 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

The only time I went to Walmart, I stacked, alphabitzed, and replaced that bin. An employee with OCD gave me her number.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Note: Ignite on D because F is for flash.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bottom row, third from right in the Macy's detectives got da booty.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Feet.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Eat a raw potato.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Honestly if the surgeries were free I'd agree, but they're very taxing on our family.

11 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

This is literally what my butthole is like after ghost pepper.

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Commenting for delivery.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

DIBS!

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

only difference is the luminosity. (2/2)

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Hi, science side of Imgur here. Grey is actually literally darker white. In the hue, saturation, luminosity colorspace the

11 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Another guy from the future here, this is a repost from tomorrow.

11 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Why the hell is this tagged with Sasha Grey?

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

(2/2) murdered and could still get into heaven. (She was very religious.)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Wait you forgot the most badass part, he ate a poison apple to cast doubt on his death so that his mother could believe that he was (1/2)

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Sarah is like imgur santa.

12 years ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 2

My favourite thing is that you have since changed your name to "Snooj".

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You had me at shaft.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Inb4 someone gets a regret coloured tattoo.

12 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Uh. Your clavicles are amazing.

12 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I mean, I use my $2000 dollar facebook machine to emulate a $20 gameboy color to play pokemon silver.

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@TheBOULDER

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

WE MUST GO DEEPER

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

WHY THE FUCK IS THIS TAGGED "SMOKED URANUS FILLETS"!?!?!?!

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Great movie.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

A free playstation 4 or a free xbox one? No. ALL HAIL GABEN.

12 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

that tag though

12 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0