Perhaps the most relevant relationship test ever

Jul 27, 2026 10:56 PM

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Not silly, in my opinion. I heard her fussing at her mother because she didn't like the way her mom ironed her jeans. Turned me totally off.

3 days ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Charging 12% takes like 5 minutes maybe? Discharging 3% takes longer. So i'm with the 88% charger in this case, just wait a few minutes, then the other phone can charge.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 2

Her eyeballs were vaguely square shaped. She was otherwise a catch but it freaked me out.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Babe, 3%
Three percent Babe
Babe...
Babe
3 %

3 days ago | Likes 40 Dislikes 0

Just the tip?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is actually a good reason, but only because she is obsessed with her phone so much. That mine would run out does not bother me. It is probably currently sitting empty on my desk. Happens all the time when i don't go out for more then 24h.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

die hard is a christmas film.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 7

3 days ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2

Upvoting specifically to cancel out the inexplicable downvote.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Saw it was still at 0... I upvoted it too... and now it's still at 0

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder if she mathed wrong and thought she was only 2% away instead of 12%. Doesn't make it ok, but still.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

I have several silly things, here are two:
1) Do you know how to operate a thermostat? I've seen too many say "I'm cold" and twist the knob clockwise to 120°. Or to 50° when they're hot. I can't stand people who can't operate simple technology.
2) Met a lady who always carried a big purse with brass feet on the bottom. Several times she plopped it on the hood of my car and scrubbed it around while she searched for something. Stopped dating her after the 2nd time.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Simple respect for eachothers stuff, i had something similar and got in discussion that i cared more about the cars paint than about her? Ya no, we aint doing this, was the end of that

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

@420supercoolusername69 👀

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

She was a solid 9 but had a squeaky high pitched voice. We fooled around once and I realized that I just couldn't deal with it.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Broke up with someone who reminded me of my sister (who was a real bitch). Girlfriend was a real bitch too - in retrospect. Retired me doffs my hat at nineteen-year-old me. Good move, dude.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Maybe not silliest. But met this girl clubbing. We exchanged ph #'s. First convo we have we hit it off for an hour. Then she asks me my religion. I say I'm not religious. She says "darn, you'd be the perfect guy if you were (my religion), but since you're not we can't get married." Wow..look at the time. Gotta go, bye.

3 days ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

Religious cat-fishing, lol

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They said they were going to vote for Ron DeSantis.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I would certainly lend the charger if I was the one with the charged phone but I’d also not be able to be with someone who walks around with 3% charge on their phone either.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

She said she doesn't hang out with her male friends without her husband/bf so she expects her husband/bf to not hang out with his female friends without her around.

3 days ago | Likes 29 Dislikes 1

Cheaters think everyone cheats.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

She seemed very insecure and I wasn't going to tolerate that level of immaturating and lack of trust.

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Its healthy for her to state her boundaries and for you to say no. Both of you are valid

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 6

She stated her boundaries, I just wasn't accepting her terms. She can find her own subservient partner elsewhere.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Blocking opposite sex friendships of your partner is in no way valid. It's sexist and controlling.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

She canceled our second date three times. I "took the hint" and the next time I saw her she was salty about the fact I stopped calling her (this was in the 1900's, pre-texting.)

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Twice is all I need. We're all autistic down here.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It doesn't matter how many times she cancels (within reason) if she immediately follows up with "I'm sorry things got in the way, I still want to see you, can you do [some other day]." Meaning it is now up to her to line up a replacement date.
But I assume the one mentioned above was only playing games.

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The reddest of flags.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I stopped dating a girl in my twenties because she was really into Inuyasha. I found the show incredibly boring. She had seen all 150+ episodes and all of the movies.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

She believed in ghosts

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

I mean, I'd date a woman who was religious but not extremist

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's great... for you. She wasn't religious though, that is a non-negotiable for me, so I wouldn't have dated her to begin with if she was.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like, supernaturally? Or supportively?

1 day ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

One requires the other

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I'm 5'1/2". I dated exactly one tall guy and I have no memory of his face cuz I don't think I ever actually saw the damned thing. So after that, I said no tall guys. Only 5'6" and under.

3 days ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 2

That was not a height issue.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No...pretty sure it was

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

As someone who is 6'3 and some change. I've dated many girls around 5ft. And two of my long-term exes were 5'1 and 5'3. If you're not seeing each other's faces on a date, something else is going on... It's not the height.

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

...Jesus, you fucks on here are so goddamn literal, it's obnoxious. "Um, acktually it can't be cuz of height cuz you could totally have seen his face sitting down...GOTCHA!" Like I could have kept the relationship together but for a pair of kitchen chairs! Woe is me and my missed opportunity at birthing oversized babies. But no, for real, I never dated another tall guy after that cuz I'm not attracted to the height difference. So yes, it was the height.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Damn, as someone who's 6'1" and gf is 4'10" I'll have to ask her hahaha. Though given how ofetn we sit at tables and look at each other I think she knows.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

My husband is 5'5" and I wouldn't have it any other way. Love me a short king.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Whoop for happiness!!! :D

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That's not a silly reason. It speaks volumes.

3 days ago | Likes 385 Dislikes 2

Not to mention the fact it takes longer and longer the closer to 100% you get, and it's bad for the battery

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Totally selfish

3 days ago | Likes 56 Dislikes 1

You can tell a lot about a person by looking at the small things they do. On their own they may not be a big deal, but when you start to see a lot of them it becomes a much bigger issue.

3 days ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 0

Volume and battery life are two separate things on your phone.

3 days ago | Likes 68 Dislikes 3

ha ha

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

True, not a silly reason at all. We're looking for silly reasons here.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

They said gif the wrong way. I can forgive a lot of stuff, but not that.

3 days ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 3

Wow, they pronounced it gif?

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

What? No. Gif.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Didn't know him at all, was ten years younger than me, and the guy made it clear he wanted to get in my pants without accepting I'm aroace.}

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

He can want in one hand then

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Forever.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

What, that's it? Jeez, some people. (do I need the /s? probably just in case.)

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

The worst part was that he was tag teaming with another guy who wanted to woo me and then hurt and humiliate me in public because I told him off in the Novice Network in FFXIV (yes, that's on me for playing the game and trying to be helpful). The guy who tried to hurt me ended up hurting a friend of mine VERY badly, and I asked him to apologize. His apology was a non-apology and blocked me. Oh well, good fucking riddance.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

And guy who wanted in my pants at first supported the bastard, but later apologized. He was just too allo for my ace, and he eventually left.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

That suuuUUuuucks. sorry shitty people happened upon ye. Glad you had the wherewithal to ask for an apology!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Charging your phone to 100% too much isn't good for the battery.

3 days ago | Likes 51 Dislikes 17

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3 days ago (deleted Jul 28, 2026 1:46 PM) | Likes 0 Dislikes 0

Wrong. Charging 0-80% is .3 wear cycles, charging from 80-100% is another .3 wear cycles. Never charge past 80%.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Technology has improved that makes this no longer an issue.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All he needed to know was that she didn’t know much about electronics.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 3

Charming ur phone to 100% isn't bad, over charging it while it's full can slowly damage the battery tho.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's two part.
1. Phones are powered by both battery and the plug in charger, and once you hit 100% the phone only pull power from the charger. As soon as you unplug a charger the battery will be used. You can not overcharge a phone battery because of protective circuits.
2. It's unhealthy for the long term lifespan of a battery to constantly charge and drain fully. Operating at 20-80% is the sweet spot.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

85% is the sweet spot iirc

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

No. 80%

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

i dont believe because you keep charging your battery to 85% will make much of a difference. how many years do you save with 5% less?

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Every 1% above 80% is 4x the wear on the battery of each 1% below 80%. I'm an EV engineer. We design the charging system to only charge to 80 for this very reason, only if you tell it you want to charge to 100% for extra range for a long distance drive will the vehicle charge past 80%. It is literally the optimal charge percentage for LiPO chemistry batteries.

3 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

nice thanks for the feedback

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, autistic people off miss he point of the story

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

You don't say? Hey, weren't you going to show me your train collection?

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Is this still true? I know it was a thing in the days of like, flip phones, but I feel like they must have figured out a fix by now

3 days ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 2

It is inherent in the chemistry of LiPO batterys and is never going to change unless battery chemistry changes. LiFePO4 don't suffer that kind of battery wear but they are 80% as energy dense as LiPO. Solid state batteries are the future.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

They did figure out a fix, it's turning on battery protection on your phone to stop it from overcharging.

3 days ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 0

Manufacturers now use batteries that can handle a bit of overcharge, and let them to charge to 4.3-4.4V. When the phone is new, you have extra capacity and are impressed. But charging to 100% everyday causes premature battery wear. In 2-3 yrs you'll notice the phone doesn't last as long.

If you have a brand new phone and want to keep it for awhile, only daily charge it to 80% (there should be a setting). Charge to 100% only for traveling/trips.

Source: I'm an engineer + battery hobbyist.

3 days ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

after 2-3 years youll notice your battery doesnt last as long no matter what you do as they push software updates with invisible bloat to convince you to buy a new phone

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not sure if this came with the Android or OneUI update, but I'm liking the more flexible options they've added.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They let you choose the level now? Awesome!

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's not a bug or something, it's the basic laws of physics. If you don't drain your battery or overcharge it, then the battery will have a longer lifespan.

3 days ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 2

This really doesn't matter anymore with modern lithium batteries and charging circuits with built in protection.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 4

the built-in protection is to prevent fires from overcharging.

In fact, the batteries are safer than ever and are designed to be overcharged. Manufacturers do it on purpose so the battery works great when its brand new, but wears away quickly so you buy a new phone.

All lithium NMC chemistry (the kind in phones and electronics) last MANY more cycles if limited to 80% max charge for most of their life.

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

My experience is that most people disable these features if they are optional. If it's mandatory, many won't buy it because the advertised max charge is lower than other brands. While there's something to what you're saying, I think there's still room for education.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

He lied to me about something really dumb. I don't even remember what it was but I remember thinking, "this is a problem that will get much bigger with time" and even if it hadn't, I would still have the thought in the back of my head. It was better for both of us in the end.

3 days ago | Likes 124 Dislikes 1

That's not silly. That's hanging a big red flag. A lie can taint everything a person ever says.

3 days ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

I had a GF that reacted unreasonably to most things I did even slightly wrong. I think it was emotional manipulation, I think she was really insecure and tried to make everyting in her favor. I did sometimes lie about unimportant stuff to not set her off.

And if you are wondering, yes she was kinda hot.

Why'd he lie about it? Not saying the same applies here.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

I always say leave after the first lie. Good job.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 3

Lol I'm sure you've never told a lie to anyone

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

Of course people tell white lies to others, but I have never not once lied to one of my partners. Healthy open communication is the best way to have a lasting relationship. If a person claims to love you but can still look you in the eye and lie to you, that’s not love.

3 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

To a partner... not in a LOOONG time. There can be a little wiggle room on what a "lie" is (eg changing little facts in a funny story so it tells better). But no... if I felt the need to lie to a partner, that means I don't feel safe, or I am doing something I shouldn't. Both are signs that something should change.

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

He had a furry steering wheel cover.

3 days ago | Likes 91 Dislikes 2

Valid

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Unsafe and unsanitary.

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 2

3 days ago | Likes 38 Dislikes 6

Are we talking one of those shag carpet ones or something that's actually furry themed

3 days ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

It was similar to the bathroom mats.

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Okay yeah thats valid

2 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0