slopwizard

10939 pts ยท March 2, 2026


"ChatGPT, here is some sociopathic bullshit that lobbyists are paying me to vote for, rewrite it so it sounds like it benefits citizens," saves the legislators time they can use on cocaine and prostitutes

2 hours ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

I am fine but uh do you happen to know where my friend can learn how to work on?

8 hours ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

For sure. If he was out there over a woman who did not know nor give a fuck that he exists, the incelsphere would be calling him a simp. But it's cool to show up for a child molesting Nazi?

18 hours ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 1

Did they learn a lesson or just rationalize what happened so they could continue to worship their demented pedophile?

18 hours ago | Likes 42 Dislikes 0

I will sue the 401k if they have any exposure to SpaceX

18 hours ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I feel that. Today was the first time I heard him and (separately) Elon, I regret both. Elon is extremely punchable audio

18 hours ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

I have to be honest, I think about him every time the topic of lung cancer comes up. "Wow, there was that one time I was cheering this disease on, time sure flies."

18 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I wish Republicans alone bore the consequences of their policies

19 hours ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Their brains are too full of worms to reason through anything deeper than the presence of conventionally attractive cishet white people and explosions

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

He's trying to act like Donald here, but Donald is in the pedophile cabal and Elon was only ever begging to join

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

It's her fault! What a POS. She was a dumb MAGA bitch when people needed checks and balances. What if she had done her fucking job instead of doing insider trading?

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So who is going to jail for this? Oh, wait, a corporation did it so everything is fine

1 day ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Even afterwards

1 day ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

They're not ready. Haven't you seen the videos of them scrambling into the back of their rental trucks? They are cowards

1 day ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 3

If it is unlocked. PIN is covered by the Fifth Amendment

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

I'd like them to actually present some goddamn evidence in the Senate instead of dismissing it without discussion, that could be a fun change of pace

1 day ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

I wish I felt those places were an opportunity to meet people instead of an opportunity to experience debilitating social anxiety

1 day ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 0

The US has already argued this and the courts agree that citizens do not have 4A rights at the border. One of a million things that needs to be fixed

1 day ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 0

Sounds like they were detaining him illegally and refusing to allow him access to a lawyer until he gave them the PIN

1 day ago | Likes 45 Dislikes 0

If he is a US citizen he is granted permission to enter the US regardless of what CBP says. They are required to produce a warrant. I know the courts disagree with the Constitution on needing a warrant for searches, but they are wrong

1 day ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

He should have shot them first

1 day ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Life would be so much easier if I didn't have empathy. Unfortunately I have empathy all the way down for some inanimate objects

1 day ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

For sure. I wish she had tried it on

2 days ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 1

Dudes John Brown would have shot

2 days ago | Likes 30 Dislikes 0

I wish the rapture was real so Evangelicals can watch from the ground with their shocked pikachu faces

2 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

They are such dumb fuckers. "Throwing my ballot in the trash every four years will convince Dems to stop pandering to swing voters who actually cast votes."

2 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Goes to show even if someone is rejected by diaper fetish clubs and the child rape cabal, Nazis are still low enough in the social hierarchy to welcome them with open arms

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

This guy is doing a great job of mimicking the smug fuckfacedness of Fox actors, too

2 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Add in that companies tarrifed us and then got reimbursed for our fucking expenses, it does not get much clearer than that

3 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Need to slop some more AI in there if it is Microsoft. Well, maybe that's how they added microtransactions so quickly

3 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0