It's been 105 here all week. Rufio isn't as phased by it as I am.
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Me trying to get my life together all. the. time.
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I don't care how, but just get it together!
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MRW those pieces of pie I hid in the back of the fridge are still there for me to consume.
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Take a seat.
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Friend of mine saved this little brochacho from a bunch of cats playing with it in the street.
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Secret Santa Delivered!!
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Pet Comfort: Level 85 (Sorry for potato)
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Celebrating with baseball and fireworks tonight.
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Banana anatomy.. already to scale?
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MRW when I hear someone say "I've never seen 'John Wick'. Is it good?"
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Wait until we get to the car...
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Peanut staged a rebellion against the fitted sheet.
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Cat Side Story
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Cooked breakfast for a friend earlier. His reply while eating it? "The bacon was too salty this morning."
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Breaking Bad Paper Doll
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My boyfriend is like a trampoline... I don't have a trampoline.
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Friendzone: Level 99
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MRW any of my friends start talking about 'The Hobbit'.
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Pick up line successful.
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Going to Vegas in 11 days. Haven't been there since I was underage (over 8 years ago). This will be me on night 1.
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Heeeeere's KITTY!
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Apparently vagina sweater's are the "in" thing this spring at Target.
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My computer is trying to autocorrect I've to me've. I think me've seen it all now.
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This worm defined my childhood and love of weird things.
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"If you don't want sex, what do you think about all day?!"
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YOU DON'T SAY?!
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I'm too excited for my new card!
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Merry Christmas, brochachos y brochachas!
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It's GENIUS, I tell you!
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MRW I have to deliver my sloppy drunk friend to her boyfriend.
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Huh... makes sense.
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I spent half my paycheck on it but.. it's MINE. My own. My.. preciousssss.
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Apparently he needed a whip AND more cowbell.
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What most people think will happen at Camp Imgur.
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You know how to get to Carnegie Hall, don't ya?
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DMV Clerks are people, too. (Not by much)
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My dog always looks like she forgot to pay a bill when I take a photo of her.
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Jaundice Santa
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MRW my sarcasm is so advanced people look at me like I'm stupid.
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Noticed a customer wearing his Cornell University class ring. He asked if I've "ever heard of it".
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#tywinning
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A nugget of tumblr gold.
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Wait your turn.
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Debating on this year's Halloween Costume (yes, I take it that serious). Which one, imgur? The Sim or the Lichtenstein?
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Spent Christmas at my uncle's house tonight.
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This photo popped up in my fb newsfeed today. I haven't had my coffee and.. I-I can't even..
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I got 99 problems and in this cup are ALL OF THEM.
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MRW they postpone my lunch break an hour later than usual.
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New Mexicans do sushi right. Green chile pecan breaded philly rolls. Saaay whaat?!
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Shipyourenemiesglitter founder has had enough.
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Tried 'ohhaimark' first.
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Mr. Woo is not pleased.
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Right in the childhood.
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Die of beaties. DIE OF BEATIES.
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You killed Ted, you medieval dickweed!
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You're goddamn right, they did!
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Christmas dinner and I find out my uncle got his shirt half off at Wal-Mart.
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