shirleyoucantbeserious

17514 pts ยท February 17, 2013


I'm Caucasian, but not too much. Sting is a hero of mine. The music he's created over the years.. I don't listen to it, but the fact that he's making it? I respect that.

I work for a DMV here in New Mexico. Just workin' through college... This is my thought every morning when I sit at my desk.

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My baby has better luck than I have my entire life.

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I have wanderlust, imgur. Tell me the 3 cities in Western Europe I should visit next April.

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By trying to freak out some of you with this one, I freaked out myself in the process..

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I heard these are like a thing around this time of night.

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Worst kind of litter in a car. Ever.

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Arizona, you cray.

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Right in the feels, man.

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Introduced my kids to "The Dark Crystal". I don't think they get it. Hell, I don't think *I* even get it.

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My first attempt at wounds for a zombie party.

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All the shitty shit that's been going on lately, I thought we could use something uplifting. Also-- Parks and Rec.

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Am I the only one that was completely freaked out by Boy??

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Dwight and I are of similar minds.

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Googled nickname. Not surprised in the slightest.

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MRW I find unsafe porn sites the BF has looked up on MY laptop.

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... I don't understand tumblr sometimes.

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SQUEEE!!!

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Can't tell you how often I have to do this...

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Found this under a park bench. It amazes me what we can do to one another.

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When Cameron was in Egypt laaaand... let my.. Cameron.. GOOOOO..

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Hooooo-ly chit.

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My name is 'Chelsea'. This is the aftermath.

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When the waitress tries taking my food from me before I'm finished.

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"Chelsea, are you really coloring during your lunch?" .. You bet your sweet ass, I am!

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Here, imgur. I'm passing out good ideas for a successful start to tomorrow morning. You're welcome.

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My sad realization when they brought the dish to the table and they LEFT THE HEADS ON.

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Hugh Hefner Problems (OC)

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Imgur is lacking in Django gifs. By far the best scene in the entire movie.

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MRW my a.c. goes out. Like right now, right now.

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One day I hope to take a nap as epic as Mr. Woo's nap. (sorry for potato)

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Probably just me but.. WORST Lois Lane ever.

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Behind the scenes of SNL in the 70's. Look at these suave muthas.

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So sick of all these posts that body shame and the shitty comments that come with them.

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This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.

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Just watched the last 'Die Hard' movie and I.. I feel cheated. Cheated and a little dirty.

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Found this while popping some tags. What would 'talking British' to someone entail?

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Internet just got hooked up in the new house after a week. Now nothing's gonna get unpacked. Like... ever.

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Caaaption Contest!!! ... oh wait, that's just regular imgur.

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MRW I'm finally hired by the state after 5 years and I only get a .50 raise.

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This is my puggie. There are many like it, but this one is mine!

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'The Incredibles'-themed pinata. Go home, New Mexico. You're drunk

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MRW I start eating chocolate after 2 hours of saying I'm 'going on a diet'.

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When I see behind the scene photos like this, the only think I can comprehend is the fact that my entire life is a lie!!

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In 3.5 days : Sayonara, April. You heartless wench.

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Most accurate description of a venue ever. EVER.

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Friend of mine just got his 2nd DWI. Constantly text this line to him. Not even guilty.

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