I work for a DMV here in New Mexico. Just workin' through college... This is my thought every morning when I sit at my desk.
My baby has better luck than I have my entire life.
I have wanderlust, imgur. Tell me the 3 cities in Western Europe I should visit next April.
By trying to freak out some of you with this one, I freaked out myself in the process..
I heard these are like a thing around this time of night.
Worst kind of litter in a car. Ever.
Arizona, you cray.
Right in the feels, man.
Introduced my kids to "The Dark Crystal". I don't think they get it. Hell, I don't think *I* even get it.
My first attempt at wounds for a zombie party.
All the shitty shit that's been going on lately, I thought we could use something uplifting. Also-- Parks and Rec.
Am I the only one that was completely freaked out by Boy??
Dwight and I are of similar minds.
Googled nickname. Not surprised in the slightest.
MRW I find unsafe porn sites the BF has looked up on MY laptop.
... I don't understand tumblr sometimes.
SQUEEE!!!
Can't tell you how often I have to do this...
Found this under a park bench. It amazes me what we can do to one another.
When Cameron was in Egypt laaaand... let my.. Cameron.. GOOOOO..
Hooooo-ly chit.
My name is 'Chelsea'. This is the aftermath.
When the waitress tries taking my food from me before I'm finished.
"Chelsea, are you really coloring during your lunch?" .. You bet your sweet ass, I am!
Here, imgur. I'm passing out good ideas for a successful start to tomorrow morning. You're welcome.
My sad realization when they brought the dish to the table and they LEFT THE HEADS ON.
Hugh Hefner Problems (OC)
Imgur is lacking in Django gifs. By far the best scene in the entire movie.
MRW my a.c. goes out. Like right now, right now.
One day I hope to take a nap as epic as Mr. Woo's nap. (sorry for potato)
Probably just me but.. WORST Lois Lane ever.
Behind the scenes of SNL in the 70's. Look at these suave muthas.
So sick of all these posts that body shame and the shitty comments that come with them.
This is the way the world ends. This is the way the world ends. Not with a bang, but a whimper.
Just watched the last 'Die Hard' movie and I.. I feel cheated. Cheated and a little dirty.
Found this while popping some tags. What would 'talking British' to someone entail?
Internet just got hooked up in the new house after a week. Now nothing's gonna get unpacked. Like... ever.
Caaaption Contest!!! ... oh wait, that's just regular imgur.
MRW I'm finally hired by the state after 5 years and I only get a .50 raise.
This is my puggie. There are many like it, but this one is mine!
'The Incredibles'-themed pinata. Go home, New Mexico. You're drunk
MRW I start eating chocolate after 2 hours of saying I'm 'going on a diet'.
When I see behind the scene photos like this, the only think I can comprehend is the fact that my entire life is a lie!!
In 3.5 days : Sayonara, April. You heartless wench.
Most accurate description of a venue ever. EVER.
Friend of mine just got his 2nd DWI. Constantly text this line to him. Not even guilty.