seagullman87

532 pts ยท May 30, 2017


That's some good ol' classic internet right there. Only thing missing is Advice Dog, the "I-can-haz-cheezeburger" cat, and a certain Bear that I will not name.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I don't, because I was born after the fall of the Soviet Union.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Remember reading somewhere that all the gold we've mined in the world would only be enough to fill 3 olympic-sized swimming pools. So, regardless of what is net worth might be, I don't think he'll PHYSICALLY be able to turn his worth into that much gold.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Not quite. Neo-Nazis are on neither side. Right now they're just sitting back and watching this whole mess while eating popcorn.

1 month ago | Likes 21 Dislikes 6

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Bruh, that genuinely hurt to read. Like, I get that as a GenZ, Brittney Spear,'s popularity was probably a little before your time. But still, that's like asking "Who's Michael Jackson?" or "Who's Freddie Mercury?". Just... oof

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

Does tge shell cpunt as part of the spine?

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah, unfortunately that's straight up the MO of Tucker Carlson, Nick Fuentes, and Candace Owens. Like, let me put it this way: If Israel was a nation of christian fascists, doing the exact same stuff but in the name of Jesus, then none of them would have a problem with it.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

You don't press a button to take yourself off life support, you "pull the plug". Pressing the button refers to launching nukes.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Remember, the onlu reason people used to get more conservative as they aged, was because they accumulated more and more lead in their brains.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's enough of that, mister.

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

As an anti-zion Jew myself, i agree. It sucks even more, because I know fot a fact that anti-zionist Jewish groups (Like Jewish Voice For Peace) are out there and are trying to actively protest Israel's madness. But unfortunately, they don't get a lot of coverage by any of the algorithms, which seem to pretend that they don't exist.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I honestly don't know outside of ostracizing them.

2 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

As an anti-zionist jew myself: WTF is wrong with Israelis?! How can anyone become so unhinged, so bloodthirsty, and just so lacking in self-awareness?!

2 months ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Main disturbing thing about Facebook is the whole lack of anonymity. At least on 4chan, you assumed that people were only saying that shit because no one would no what they looked like. But on Facebook and Instagram, they don't care. They'll say the most unhinged shit imaginable with their profile pic front and center

2 months ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Did she put a watch on a Chimpanzee?

2 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Pumei Koryo, the only Tae Kwon Do form I can still remember by heart.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Pumsei Koryo, if you want to be a nerd about it.

3 months ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Yeah, but, still better than Trump's. Or Biden's.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Not so fun fact: Even when a parachute is properly deployed, skydivers still run the risk of breaking their legs when they land.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So couple things:
1) Today is Easter, not passover. You missed that by several days.
2) Passover and the story of Exodus is about liberation from slavery and oppression, and how those who do the oppressing will eventually all face god's wrath.
3) This entire post is giving off the same vibes as a chud bringing up 9/11 during Ramadan.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

It honestly depends on whether or not the artist is dead and is able to profit at all from their works. That's really it. It's why people are able to enjoy the works of Salvadore Dali, Walt Disney, and Roald Dahl without any issue.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That's nice Pop-Pop. Now, let's get you back to bed.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

More like only 42% inside Isreal

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

There's a solid chance he might be the frontrunner in 2028. That scares me more than anything, as unlike Trump, Tucker would actually be competent.

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

5 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Actually I'd argue it's the exact opposite line of thought. Jews are very well aware of our history, and as such the original idea for Israel was the "safety in numbers" approach.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

That's pretty much their strategy. A lot of people don't realize that the majority of Jews worldwide DON'T live in Israel nor participate in Israeli society, despite the Zionist propaganda. Majority tried to build their lives elsewhere, on land that wasn't stolen. This fact enrages Israel, and as such are doing whatever they can to change these numbers: whether by immigration packages, programs to incentivize birthrates, or just generally making life hell for Jews around the world.

5 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 1

Yeah I remember that. Honestly surprised he was still able to hang onto anything resembling a career after that dressdown.

5 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0