reduglie

10124 pts · May 3, 2016


I live near the Trinity River Valley. It is probably for the best that I can’t chat here. Get this profile to the front page and I will do nothing. I will not give you anything nor will I show you any appreciation whatsoever.

Viva Panko!

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No, that’s a banana pudding

2 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Come home, Snoopy!
Snoopy, come home!

2 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

It is so unfathomably enormous that attempts to conceive its greatness invite insanity

3 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Learning the source would drive you to madness

3 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

No need to name this one. He’ll likely forget to breathe.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I wonder how many cigarettes it costs to rent an eyehole in prison…

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We’re all gonna die regardless. That’s the good news

3 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

You know, they sell dog toys.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 9

This made my butthole pucker

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

That’s SENOR Breezebottom to you! {farts} Ay!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Who says this robot lady from Superman 3 wasn’t intended to be scary?

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Raise the guards. Do it!

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

All you need to know is that it fell out of Betelgeuse’s asshole.

3 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Recuerdo Sayulita

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Yes, porno as well.

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

You won’t get raped if you just wear your PT belt.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

And a taco salad!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yo girl ain’t got no hair, dawg

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The tomato would also become bitter and resentful, probably with trust issues.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That’s about the time I took home ec and there was no mention of bacon whatsoever. You learn that on YouTube, as is tradition.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Filmed just prior to the loss of a nipple

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

4 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 1

Hey, you put that back in my brain where you got it from!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If it weren’t mandated by the ADA, your job wouldn’t pretend to care about physical disabilities either.

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

So young to have mastered Advanced White Dancing

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0