10124 pts · May 3, 2016
I live near the Trinity River Valley. It is probably for the best that I can’t chat here. Get this profile to the front page and I will do nothing. I will not give you anything nor will I show you any appreciation whatsoever.
Viva Panko!
No, that’s a banana pudding
Come home, Snoopy!Snoopy, come home!
It is so unfathomably enormous that attempts to conceive its greatness invite insanity
Learning the source would drive you to madness
No need to name this one. He’ll likely forget to breathe.
I wonder how many cigarettes it costs to rent an eyehole in prison…
We’re all gonna die regardless. That’s the good news
You know, they sell dog toys.
This made my butthole pucker
That’s SENOR Breezebottom to you! {farts} Ay!
Who says this robot lady from Superman 3 wasn’t intended to be scary?
Raise the guards. Do it!
All you need to know is that it fell out of Betelgeuse’s asshole.
Recuerdo Sayulita
Yes, porno as well.
You won’t get raped if you just wear your PT belt.
And a taco salad!
Yo girl ain’t got no hair, dawg
The tomato would also become bitter and resentful, probably with trust issues.
That’s about the time I took home ec and there was no mention of bacon whatsoever. You learn that on YouTube, as is tradition.
Filmed just prior to the loss of a nipple
Hey, you put that back in my brain where you got it from!
If it weren’t mandated by the ADA, your job wouldn’t pretend to care about physical disabilities either.
So young to have mastered Advanced White Dancing
Viva Panko!
No, that’s a banana pudding
Come home, Snoopy!
Snoopy, come home!
It is so unfathomably enormous that attempts to conceive its greatness invite insanity
Learning the source would drive you to madness
No need to name this one. He’ll likely forget to breathe.
I wonder how many cigarettes it costs to rent an eyehole in prison…
We’re all gonna die regardless. That’s the good news
You know, they sell dog toys.
This made my butthole pucker
That’s SENOR Breezebottom to you! {farts} Ay!
Who says this robot lady from Superman 3 wasn’t intended to be scary?
Raise the guards. Do it!
All you need to know is that it fell out of Betelgeuse’s asshole.
Recuerdo Sayulita
Yes, porno as well.
You won’t get raped if you just wear your PT belt.
And a taco salad!
Yo girl ain’t got no hair, dawg
The tomato would also become bitter and resentful, probably with trust issues.
That’s about the time I took home ec and there was no mention of bacon whatsoever. You learn that on YouTube, as is tradition.
Filmed just prior to the loss of a nipple
Hey, you put that back in my brain where you got it from!
If it weren’t mandated by the ADA, your job wouldn’t pretend to care about physical disabilities either.
So young to have mastered Advanced White Dancing