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ThioSuxTube
Bacon between paper towels in the microwave - best, crispiest bacon ever. Keep turning, pat away moisture, etc.
SybilCrawley
Our local public school taught my kids how to "cook" a chicken breast in the microwave ffs
Jacksmashsteel
Cast iron then use the grease for cooking everything else
johnvictor
I don't think the younger generation is getting the household knowledge of food and cooking I got because they killed those courses.
acquacow
This repost from 2018...
Zucheto
I prefer thin and crispy bacon over thicker/chewier.
fightfightfightlosewinfight
Same. I like it to dissolve in my mouth like a meat potato chip. Low & Slow in the oven gets it how I want it.
MortimerDipthong
This is the quality I expect when I come here.
MushroomFiend
See, you say that, but I grew up kosher. It'd be real friggin' awkward to learn how to cook bacon in a Yeshiva.
noharmpun
As a Jew, I have never made bacon before... but I'm pretty sure I could figure it out.
MrNobodyLivesHere
Canadian: eat right out of the package.
zonide
i mean.... that would be more of a lack of critical thinking and extrapolation skills... but i guess a cooking class could help
spookyactionatadistance
If your bacon doesn't render it's your fault and should have taken the time to write proper tests.
RadleyCunningham
I cooked bacon for the first time today. I burned it.
snuffbox
Don't forget to fry the bacon while you're naked. That hot grease doubles as a skin moisturizer. Kappa
PTNLemay
And the pain wakes you up better than any cup of coffee
StewedTomaters
...Dad?
Imalwaysready
Circle color is unfamiliar. Does that mean look inside or outside it? Are millennials killing red circles in favor of white ones?
LordNergal
According to the Circle Color Codex, it means "attack this position with infantry and artillery."
Lucallia
any special instructions if it's not an enclosed circle? does that me we should let survivors escape to spread the word of our wrath?
LordNergal
"Wait for the sergeant to smack the Lt. on the back of the head."
tkochhar
It's this a commentary about Muslims not being Americans? I hope it isn't.
PaperStSoapCompany
finalwolf
lohxohtaisheikaekeepiepi
Ahh. Unrefrigerated bacon. Just what someone needs.
KodiakDDS
Baking bacon is faster and yields better results
SomeDetroitGuy
"Better" must mean something different where you live. Baked bacon is tasetless crap with no flavor.
mullinsmark007
You and everyone need to realize that better is relative in terms of cooking. Taste is subjective.
JLB36602
brb baking bacon beckons me
showmeallyourkitties
My mom genuinely made bacon that was half burned & half raw when my now husband came over for dinner the first time
LumpPump
was that done with spite and pure talent to show dominance as mother or is she just sadly bad at it?
showmeallyourkitties
She was just really bad with bacon, I'd make the bacon & her the pancakes, she also made a few other mistakes like that before she died
BIKEMagazine
Just put it in the microwave. Works every time
MikeWay
Preferred. Crispy as hell, grease goes to paper towel, no splatter
justadude41123
Well I don’t know how to cook bacon and my governor wants to abolish the Dept. Of education
MisuseOfLiterally
its not like you actually need to learn. Stuff that shit on or in an oven, watch it so it doesnt burn. No seasoning or fancy recipe needes
Pub3z4u
Airfryer. Twist bacon and cook at 385 for 11-13min
MaxweIIhaus
Pub3z4u
Best bacon I've ever had
beez428
Look at moneybags over here with an airfryer
GinOClock
I got a combo air fryer & toaster oven for like $50 (Canuck bucks)
Pub3z4u
I mean they are under 100$ now ?? tho 1000% worth it.
Quizz25S
Poor Beez still baking cookies in a solar oven.
Quizz25S
Twist? That's a new one for me, I'll have to log that gem away for later.
Pub3z4u
Helps cook without needed to turn or flip. Also takes up a lot less room... So more bacon!
Quizz25S
And more bacon is ALWAYS a good thing :D
tomatoboy
But I make mine in the oven, it comes out flatter, so touché?
SomeDetroitGuy
Flat and doesn't have any flavor. Guess you win
VirtualNaut
You should try cooking bacon at a lower temperature, that way it doesn’t taste burnt.
LordNergal
HERETIC! (Is it good, though?)
tomatoboy
Yup. So long as it’s streaky bacon. I haven’t tried it with back bacon or anything. Makes it uniformly cooked and flat, no curling.
ExplodingRobotColon
Regular, thick cut, gammon. Oven does all of em well
Pandanator9000
I twist them before I bake them. Extra crispy but no longer flat
Mozart613
Processed meat. When you want to live a couple of fewer years. Why do I keep getting downvote to hell?
nipplepanties
The whole bacon worship thing is tacky and stupid.
Djkb6718
Donku83
So you don't rip it on high heat until it's black?
LumpPump
you can if you like how it tastes like that. i personally dont but have known people that like the taste of burnt food where most wouldn't
etcnotect
I do it on higher heat, but I barely cook my bacon so lol
KRicci
Disregarding the oven v. microwave v. airfrier debate, what the fuck are they doing to it at hotels?
StewedTomaters
Definitely oven.
KRicci
To make it all wiggly?!
StewedTomaters
Meh, idk. I just know that when you're doing a shit ton of bacon, that's what you do. They probably pre-cook it halfway, then heat
StewedTomaters
up portions of that when they need it. SOP for large amounts at restaurants, good or bad
Sk3tz0
Honestly.. Sugar... in a pack of Bacon.. really America
LumpPump
ever hear of maple flavored bacon? probably where the sugars are from, and tbf we arent the only place that mixes sweet and savory, 1
LumpPump
we are sadly probably the best at finding the unhealthiest ways of doing it tho, i'll give ya that 2
LumpPump
3 yeah just looked at the ingredient list, its maple syurp, so thankfully its not just sugar coated bacon but that is probably out there...
MushroomFiend
Candied bacon is a thing.
Sk3tz0
Yeah here in South Africa, our bacon only smoked n salted...