realAnimatronicDonaldTrump

100567 pts · August 22, 2018


Animatronic puppet constructed in Russia currently residing in Hall of Presidents.

Well today's Monday sooooo....

3 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"I'm in this photo and I don't like it."

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Was going to say that's a small living room at 19.5 sq feet

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I've been putting it in my scrambled eggs.

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Correct, but that's Hitler.

4 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

Did she fist her in the last panel?

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I completely misread the title as "don't make kids"

4 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

So the door was still open when the plane was pushed back, don't they have like a "door is ajar" alarm or something?

4 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Now I'm curious if they use this to ship electric vehicles now.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Back to the Future, keep Christopher Lloyd

4 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Down to the Powerpuff girls t shirt, nice.

4 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

They are, the writer is just comparing them to other hunter/prey type cartoons.

4 years ago | Likes 121 Dislikes 8

Pork equals Mass times Velocity. Got it, thanks.

4 years ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

And now I want element stones to put out in our garden!

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably, but they look larger than human teeth.

4 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

More likely they meant to type 1840-1918

4 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

So I guess it was a Nike/Nestlé collab shoe?

4 years ago | Likes 15 Dislikes 0

Do you have a cat?

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

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I've been told the trick is not to buy a boat, but to get a friend that owns a boat.

4 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

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4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No thanks, I'm moretoes intolerant.

4 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Now go find the immortal person and blackmail them to pay you or you'll release the snail.

4 years ago | Likes 39 Dislikes 1

And probably still lost the 10mm...

4 years ago | Likes 580 Dislikes 9

Awesome Eda cosplay! I'm sad that Disney cancelled th series... ?

4 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fuck Trump, Fuck Biden, Fuck 2024

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