randomdragon

8139 pts ยท July 7, 2017


Where will you be when the Random Shrimp Event strikes...

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

THE OLD SCHOOLA, YOU WANNA TRIP, I'LL BRING IT TO YA

4 days ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 0

I came here to post exactly that.

4 days ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Ah yes, the reason the game I contribute to has a "minirose" bionic because the dev who added it wanted to make a funny reference. XD

6 days ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Perry the Platypus

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Ayyy, a PancreasNoWork video

2 weeks ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Dang, not even lean is safe from gentrification

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

#1 Second face in that image is definitely a mood.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

How do those corporate boots taste? Go fuck yourself.

2 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Voar...

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#1 tags: imminent_vore

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

I recall seeing a fan guess that Galen only really had enough control over the project to ensure the chain reaction would take out the entire station, and left enough information in his files for the rebels to plan with that in mind. If the Death Star wasn't on the other side of a gas giant right there and then, plan a probably would've been to sneak a bomb on board, especially since Luke and co had already demonstrated you can sneak into the death star by sheer accident.

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Notices bulge...

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#6 @TinyOctopus how's the new drip?

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#22 I still have no idea what happened here and why the toilet seat caused...whatever the hell is going on there.

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

@CloacaDeepInDragons

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Fascists are never satisfied. There will always be a new scapegoat for them to chase.

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Congrats on becoming a furry XP

3 weeks ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

The lady was released by police instead of being shot on the spot. The bar's been stamped into the floor so deep that her surviving the resulting police encounter afterward is exceptional...

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

While that's probably a small fraction of the amount of money people burn on food waste overall, as right now it's mostly only caused by factory mistakes or damaged containers not being removed during restock, that number will get higher if "how old is this" becomes a guessing game.

4 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

#19 only worry I have with this one is that companies and stores will just use this as an excuse to deceptively sell spoiled food and make it the customer's responsibility to ensure they don't get food poisoning. Sell-by dates are definitely too wasteful, but some indication of shelf life is still useful. Imagine the proportion of money consumers throw away because they bought food that turned out to be obviously spoiled and just threw it out because returning it was too much hassle. (1/2)

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Grisp't

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Ferrus Mannus. Ferret Mannus. And now you understand the concept of a pun. :D

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What planet are you getting your microwaves from. Are you sure you didn't confuse it with a toaster oven?

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#19 Scissors, duh.

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Dragun

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#13 The bread that makes you have to roll a DC 20 fortitude save once a day or take 1d6 constitution damage, until someone casts Remove Disease on you.

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