pr0t34n

54120 pts ยท February 4, 2016


If you're here, you've really fucked up now. Ohh buddy, this is bad news for you. I've tracked your IP to 192.168.1.4 and I'm sending a squad of killer drones to your location right now. Any moment now they're gonna ring your doorbell and unleash hell upon you. I've been planning this for- wait hang on my food must be here

I think it's pretty clear - it was posted 1 hr ago

3 days ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 3

Absolutely insane that all it takes is tiny corner dot placement to make this work. Even when you know how it works, your brain still can't process the whole properly.

3 days ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

True story - I was receiving something like 3-4 spam calls a day so I decided to throw my name on that list. The very next day that number went to about 7-10 calls a day and has been at that level ever since.

3 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"increase promotions and roll out smaller package sizes at lower price points" is a bold strategy. "Give them less or incentivize them to buy more" should work great and serve to piss off absolutely nobody when your largest consumer bases have never been more strapped for cash. Looking forward to seeing what the next ingenious idea is (I'll bet it involves layoffs!)

4 days ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 week ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

"going"?

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Why is "Steven" just hastily photoshopped into the caption?

1 week ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 2

Pretty cool, but come on now you really gotta strap a VR headset on them and let them see it in 3D. Put one on the baby too, no reason to keep him out.

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I think you'll find my playthrough of Super Mario Galaxy very clearly demonstrates that time is not of the essence when Mario has a mission to accomplish

1 week ago | Likes 140 Dislikes 1

I like how this very clearly demonstrates which straw broke the camel's back

1 week ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Because for some reason the post doesn't want to say, the technology in question is VoIP.

2 weeks ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

ok but you gotta beware of real-life ROMANCE SCAMS

2 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Pretty sweet, but can it run Windows ME?

2 weeks ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

You know how there are those food delivery robots driving around on sidewalks all the time? I would never suggest this, but it might be possible to build something that looks a lot like one except it has an angle grinder that pops out of the bottom.

2 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Follow up question - would it cost more to fully replace it if someone were to, say, rip the whole thing out of the ground? And also is he contractually obligated to replace it in that event?

2 weeks ago | Likes 19 Dislikes 0

It's almost like screens aren't yet ready to be folded

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 8

I have a question. This email is, presumably, from Salad and Go. Why did you find it necessary to find all instances of "Salad and Go"?

3 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

To stress the serious, gritty nature of the subject

3 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The fear of not being erect

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

That's illegal

3 weeks ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Y'all got any of them... circuits?

4 weeks ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I would certainly hope that an octobulator could handle 8 people, otherwise what good is it?

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

The burning of the library at Alexandria will be televised

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1

I feel like that game show is just going to end up like the homonym game from 30 Rock. every single answer will just be met with "nope, it was the other one"

1 month ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

She is correct

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

All of it, straight into his bloodstream

1 month ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Lol I like the guy who's like "no no, you stay in there"

1 month ago | Likes 35 Dislikes 0

You know, just in case

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Yeah don't worry about it, this is all for show anyway. No way it passes the Senate

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Media center

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0