If you're here, you've really fucked up now. Ohh buddy, this is bad news for you. I've tracked your IP to 192.168.1.4 and I'm sending a squad of killer drones to your location right now. Any moment now they're gonna ring your doorbell and unleash hell upon you. I've been planning this for- wait hang on my food must be here
I think it's pretty clear - it was posted 1 hr ago
Absolutely insane that all it takes is tiny corner dot placement to make this work. Even when you know how it works, your brain still can't process the whole properly.
True story - I was receiving something like 3-4 spam calls a day so I decided to throw my name on that list. The very next day that number went to about 7-10 calls a day and has been at that level ever since.
"increase promotions and roll out smaller package sizes at lower price points" is a bold strategy. "Give them less or incentivize them to buy more" should work great and serve to piss off absolutely nobody when your largest consumer bases have never been more strapped for cash. Looking forward to seeing what the next ingenious idea is (I'll bet it involves layoffs!)
"going"?
Why is "Steven" just hastily photoshopped into the caption?
Pretty cool, but come on now you really gotta strap a VR headset on them and let them see it in 3D. Put one on the baby too, no reason to keep him out.
I think you'll find my playthrough of Super Mario Galaxy very clearly demonstrates that time is not of the essence when Mario has a mission to accomplish
I like how this very clearly demonstrates which straw broke the camel's back
Because for some reason the post doesn't want to say, the technology in question is VoIP.
ok but you gotta beware of real-life ROMANCE SCAMS
Pretty sweet, but can it run Windows ME?
You know how there are those food delivery robots driving around on sidewalks all the time? I would never suggest this, but it might be possible to build something that looks a lot like one except it has an angle grinder that pops out of the bottom.
Follow up question - would it cost more to fully replace it if someone were to, say, rip the whole thing out of the ground? And also is he contractually obligated to replace it in that event?
It's almost like screens aren't yet ready to be folded
I have a question. This email is, presumably, from Salad and Go. Why did you find it necessary to find all instances of "Salad and Go"?
To stress the serious, gritty nature of the subject
The fear of not being erect
That's illegal
Y'all got any of them... circuits?
I would certainly hope that an octobulator could handle 8 people, otherwise what good is it?
The burning of the library at Alexandria will be televised
I feel like that game show is just going to end up like the homonym game from 30 Rock. every single answer will just be met with "nope, it was the other one"
She is correct
All of it, straight into his bloodstream
Lol I like the guy who's like "no no, you stay in there"
You know, just in case
Yeah don't worry about it, this is all for show anyway. No way it passes the Senate
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