porkiloki

54593 pts ยท January 9, 2013


Solemnly do I swear to never upvote a repost (that I know of), a feels for the sake of feels, or a post regarding notoriety.

I would buy a good number of these in a heartbeat. Followed your insta, waiting for the day you have a store. Beautiful, original stuff.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Just means he bet on the wrong horse in history, vs the monsters who know better and suppress the truth

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It means he genuinely believed what he was broadcasting. Technically better than the performers who mislead and then vac themselves.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Some degree of resenting how powerless you are, both to resist her or obtain her, so her existence just brings suffering

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

That dude looks like Daniel Craig

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

VARIANTS

5 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

First underappreciated then 15 years later she's suddenly divorcing you bc she never could see all you gave or are worth. Hope I'm wrong.

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

What do you do in those situations, kick their snoot bc you have the high ground??

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Unpopular opinion: also way cheaper to get basic genetic screening beforehand and figure out if you'd make a cystic fibrosis kid

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Enough to put down his beer

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

My strategy is to imagine those comments directed at your daughter or best girl friend. Let all that righteous rage rise on your own behalf.

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"I've never seen one I'm not worried" despite 30+ reported attacks. There are deniers for everything huh

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I'm nervous about his size only for the health concerns, I want this guy around for a long time!!!

5 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

How are they so round?? Every meatball I bake had a flat bottom :(

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Probably a cyst and most, even large ones, are noncancerous. Might need surgery to remove but high chance you are fine

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

....a year later. A year later and you answered. You absolute mad person. I bought it, this is the way.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Liquid diabetes

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Since they weren't fertilized, no more horrific than us eating chicken eggs on the regular

5 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 6

people been commenting on people doing shit since forever: gays holding hands, breastfeeding in public - now everyone gets to know the feel!

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I never knew what old possoms looked like until today

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

But also imagine treating your wedding as this important. Peak goal of your life. Make or break life happiness. That's just sad and bizarre.

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

IT'S INCREDIBLE AND PERFECT I LIKE THIS HYPER REALISTIC METAL FRUIT

5 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Because people suck. The majority would try to kill, exploit, or worship you.

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Prolly a captivity thing - seems like if a bat can't fly it would've died a long time ago

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

It's ruined by the few fools that regret their sterilization and take it out on the doctor's office

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Did not wake up today expecting to see malkovich's ass but here we are

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Frankly I'd wear the joke with pride. It's like jocks making fun of nerds, when smart is GOOD, frugal is GOOD. Look how harsh this year was.

5 years ago | Likes 28 Dislikes 6

Oh good I was wondering how all its crew died just 100 m from shore

5 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Damn he always looked at least 30

5 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0