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162075 pts · April 19, 2012


░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ ║ http://i.imgur.com/OXuJvql.gif ║ ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ I love reading a variety of books, fantasy and horror being my favourite. I also write short stories inspired from The Demonata book series by Darren Shan and The Demon Cycle series by Peter V. Brett. Currently have an unhealthy obsession with Funhaus and Netflix. ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ 24 years old. ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ Didn't know what to put here, so how about I tell you a day I won't forget. About 7 years ago I was on the couch with my laptop playing this addictive fucking game called Magic Ball, when my Mum came home with a bag full of Bubblegum. She said the shop was selling them for 10p each seeing as they went out of date the next day. She said if I wanted any so I took the entire bag and went through all the packets (about 15-20) in the space of around two hours. At this point the levels in Magic Ball were becoming real intense. So intense that when I finally completed a level I had been stuck on, I let out a nice fart... It didn't take me long to realise my boxers were full of shit. At first I was unsure, so I moved my arse around on the couch. Like, a wiggle? Imagine there's an itch on your ass and you can't be bothered to get up, so you use the couch as your ass-scratcher. That sort of wiggle. BAD IDEA. I JUST SMEARED IT ALL OVER MY ASSCHEEKS. After doing this I knew I'd shit myself, obviously, so I just looked up from the laptop screen and said "I've shit myself." which caused the family to have a good laugh. They didn't believe me. "No, really, I've shit myself." I moved the laptop to the side and stood, puling my trouser leg up. Yep, shit was running down my leg. "See! Told you!" Silence. Then my little brothers screamed, one of them puked, my dad was laughing even harder (prick), and my Mum rushed me to the bathroom and told me not to come out until I was clean, while she went to deal with the puke on the floor and the shit stained couch. So there, a story I always remind my Mum of whenever I see her eating bubblegum, and a memory I'll keep forever, shared with you guys. Also, a quick, and pretty obvious tip, people. If you do ever shit yourself, act fast. They were my favourite jeans. ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░ A selfie for the curious: http://i.imgur.com/cPcb3zN.jpg ░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░░

I'm re-watching Legend of Korra. Just got to the Iroh episode. The feels are all coming back to me.  

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Burning wood, freshly cut grass, petrol, swimming pools, rain, sharpies, fish and chips, clean clothes, bakeries...

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When an NPC starts talking shit

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Sorry if repost! Just saw this and laughed 5 minutes straight.

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LEGO Comic Covers by David Whalen

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This is how more villains should be.

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TIL I know what I want for my Birthday coming up.

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More unrealistic standards for women. It's sickening.

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Fish vs. Kid

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TO THE WALL

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Merry Christmas!

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This is the cover art for the Brazilian edition of "Dance with dragons"

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Well, this just made my night.

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Challenge 1: Find Link (Legend of Zelda)

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TO THE WINDOWWWWWWWW

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accidentally biting your cheek while you’re eating

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savage

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Official character posters for Star Wars: The Force Awakens

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when you replay a game and talk to the character that later betrays you

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me irl

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Sharpest View of the Andromeda Galaxy.

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this guy has the easiest career of all time

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After all these years

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MRW I hear Japan has accepted USA's challenge to a giant robot duel

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you irl

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One of us. One of us.

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i drew this took me a month

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mildly interesting

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Chun-Li putting the smack down on white people

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So I heard you liked satisfying gifs

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Mercedes-Benz Concept Style Coupé Kinetic Lights

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The Six Laws of Adorability

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when shots are fired but you have a good comeback

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harry really went through a lot

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Street Art by David Zinn

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Awesome digital paintings by Artem Rhad Cheboha

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MRW my alarm goes off in the morning

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Simply Delicious Shower Thoughts with Cookie Monster

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'The Photos Disney Characters Would Take If They Had Instagram Accounts' by Simona Bonafini.

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Amazon Reviews: Fifty Shades of Grey (Book)

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Wait, what?

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This. I like this.

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But first, let me take a shellfie.

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Sun melting crayons time-lapse.

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Studio Ghibli movies directed by Hayao Miyazaki

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Cats of the Apocalypse

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Can someone change these to downvotes, please? I'll find hot singles in your area for you.

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when your controller starts vibrating on your lap before a boss battle

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Screenshots I took of my favourite scenes from the new Star Wars: TFA trailer

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Egg frozen in ice

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How To: Pet Animals

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'The Primetime Yummies' by Zomato

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when your waiter walks by with another tables food

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This needs no explanation.

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Animated art gif

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When the beat of a song is good, but the lyrics are trash.

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VLC Media Player has encountered a problem with Windows

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