this guy has the easiest career of all time

Jan 9, 2016 11:47 PM

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Fucking Crank being the combo breaker there!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I really like that one movie he played Hector in.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He has a really... convincing agent...

9 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I was locked up with a kid who said his cousin stars in movies with Hector. he turned on his gang by leaving, so he doesn't rep anything

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Wasn't hector zeroni!

10 years ago | Likes 23 Dislikes 0

But maybe madam Zerroni

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

http://m.imdb.com/name/nm0346595/

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Thanks for confirming my suspicion that he really wasn't always Hector

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Is this for real? That's kinda awesome there had to be some planning for this to happen!

6 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Combo breaker http://imgur.com/3q6To6k

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

At least one Jose... but, nope

7 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What is his name?

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I bet he had to work really hard to emphasize the distinctions between Big Dino Hector and Subway Thug Hector.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Fucking Crank being the combo breaker there!

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

"el negro Hector" I laughed. I cried. I thought things through. Laughed again. Ha

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

So he has had every job playing a cholo in every movie that has ever had a cholo in it...Solid

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Look at me Hector.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hilarious. But also fake.

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Latino Hector? What there a non-Latino Hector in the same movie?

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hey! I wanna see his monkey!

10 years ago | Likes 69 Dislikes 1

It's up his butt!

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

his name is Noel Gugliemi

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

That's so disappointing for some reason

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

He's Italian and Mexican.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

that's also disappointing for some reason

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Isn't it though? Not what I expected.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Talk about being typecast

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

More like this hector guy has a really interesting life if he's in all these stories. I want to see the hector movie.

10 years ago | Likes 442 Dislikes 3

As a hector id love to see that

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hmm...perhaps there's a way to retcon the shows he's in so they're all in the same universe and it's the same guy?

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

And it all takes place in Tommy Westphall's dream about detective John Munch.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

And it'll tie all the other movies together

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Yeah! Hector movie!

8 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Unfortunately, he dies in a duel with this Greek guy who pouts a lot.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

B

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

We see him going through all the different movies and TV shows. That would be pretty cool.

10 years ago | Likes 44 Dislikes 0

Yes

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Hector (2017) Make it happen, Hollywood!

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

The internet would do it better.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Hey it's the guy who had a monkey pop out of his ass!

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

I'm surprised that I had to scroll down this far to find this. First thing I thought of when I saw him.

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10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

How the fuck did someone even make a gif that high resolution? I don't even think it was filmed like that.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is that Hector..?

10 years ago | Likes 1547 Dislikes 4

Nah its the roof hood.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

i don't think so, pretty sure it's the dude that played cholo hector

10 years ago | Likes 139 Dislikes 1

I thought he played Diablo Hector?

10 years ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

If you're a hector, that means you talk to people in a bullying way; intimidate

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, its Roof Hood, can't you read?

10 years ago | Likes 27 Dislikes 1

*Big Dino

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's actually party hector

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

No, it's becky.

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 1

I feel like if his name is not Hector in real life he should change it to Hector for consistency

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's not how you stand by your car, it's how you play the roll hector

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

He's got a last name too but he cant pronounce it.

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I feel like if his name is not Hector in real life he should change it to Hector for consistency

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

It's not how you stand by your car, it's how your play the roll hector

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Dude! You must be some movie god! How did you know it was him?!?!?!

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 2

Me: What's his consecutive record for playing the same character? You: 39 Me: Then that's your UncleHector alright.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

its fake

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

Lannibal Hector.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Heck no.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

No Heck tore

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

from CSI: Miami? i think so

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

No, it's a roof hood. I don't know what a roof hood is, but he's it.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Fake. His real name is Noel Gugliemi. A quick Google search will show he only played "Hector" in one movie, Furious 7.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

He plays Hector in more than the Furious movies, but only about 1 in 15 roles

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Yeah I looked it up too. He was Felipe in Walking Dead. Was momentarily excited thinking it was a thing...

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

I have a friend who dated him. She said he isn't even close to being a "cholo" Says he is a good guy and very well spoken. Great job acting

10 years ago | Likes 1505 Dislikes 10

wtf? "well spoken", seriously?

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 18

Are you Jay from the inbetweeners?

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 1

Of courseeeeeeee, lol.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

From an interview he's given, he's a reformed gangster, so he's not going to act like one anymore

10 years ago | Likes 22 Dislikes 2

mmm cholo... iono what that is, but it's making me hungry for mexican treats

10 years ago | Likes 20 Dislikes 5

Sounds like "churro" aaaaand now I want a tasty, fried Mexican sweet

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 1

Quintessential Latin gangster. Bandanna around forehead, flannel shirt w/ only top button done, white shirt underneath, long shorts.

10 years ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 1

I met him at H&R block. Here was really heavy said he looses weight for movies only.

10 years ago | Likes 310 Dislikes 2

But if he's been keeping up the trend, when hand he been in a role???

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 2

Met him at the Hustler casino a couple times. Cool guy.

10 years ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 1

Big Dino hector?

10 years ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Thought I was the only curious about that lol

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I to am curious

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This is fake

10 years ago | Likes 61 Dislikes 7

Thank you for informing us of that

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It's a joke on the fact he's played a character named Hector like four times

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 2

we're all fake. on the inside

10 years ago | Likes 52 Dislikes 11

Deeeeeeeeeeeeep

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Touche

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

How... How high are you?!

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

yes.

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Speak for yourself, I'm a magical wytchy mermaid with ranch dressing for blood.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Ahh, the age old tradition of vandalising Wikipedia for fake points. http://imgur.com/JtQsqam

10 years ago | Likes 365 Dislikes 4

It should be noted that the vandalism was repaired in less than 10 minutes.So yes anyone can modify wikipedia but fake info will be removed.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 1

I'll never get why people don't just screenshot the preview instead of saving and then screenshot...

10 years ago | Likes 25 Dislikes 0

Or just edit the HTML at their end. It's not that much more difficult than editing Wikipedia.

10 years ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

Why do the bad men do this dad?

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

Some men just want to watch the world burn. That's fine. That's understandable. Other men? They're utter assholes who lie on the Internet.

10 years ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

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10 years ago | Likes 65 Dislikes 0

Awesome gif

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

O fuck it moved

10 years ago | Likes 36 Dislikes 0

A MOVING GIF. SORCERY! WITCHCRAFT!

10 years ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

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To be fair he does play Hector in a few movies

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

i have no idea what im supposed to be looking at

10 years ago | Likes 33 Dislikes 20

It's the edit history from that page. Those edits were up for 4 minutes before being fixed. Congrats on finding it in such a small window.

10 years ago | Likes 31 Dislikes 0

Naw... He found a screenshot on FB. OP isn't smart enough.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 1

Twitter, actually.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

...unless he did it himself.

10 years ago | Likes 34 Dislikes 1

The plot, thicker than a bowl of oatmeal.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Duh_duh_duuuuuuuh_chipmunk.gif

10 years ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 1

Turn off your Bluetooth if you're not using it!

10 years ago | Likes 92 Dislikes 8

Swear you reminded to turn mine off lol thank you

10 years ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

I like being able to get into my truck and not having to pull my phone out to start playing music, thank you very much.

10 years ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

As a telecommunications tech support person who constantly has people complaining about their battery life, THIS

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Thank you

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 3

Don't tell me how to live my life!

10 years ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Why

10 years ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 1

Drains your battery, for one.

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 1

I've been leaving BT on my HTC M8 the last few months and haven't noticed any difference in battery life.

10 years ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 2

More power to ya, then.

10 years ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

such an amazing comment.

10 years ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I leave BT on for my car and my battery can last all day. If your battery is draining too quickly, you need a new one

10 years ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 2