oldwindy

4262 pts · December 5, 2018


So does that mean she’s qualified to be in the FBI? Oh right no DEI /s

2 days ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Oh. That’s soar. Your thinking of the slang for sort of

4 days ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

No. The lack of attention span. The original post on its original platform needed to maximize views so to keep people engaged they play the punchline first so you know there is a funny bit, then you watch the rest to see the setup and then the funny bit again. Like why would a mouse travel through a maze if it didn’t smell there was cheese somewhere at the end.

6 days ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I remember the one where the mom was selling the last shovel at Home Depot and it looked like she was on a stage with men throwing money at her

2 weeks ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

Yeah it only happens in our dick taster ship

3 weeks ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

What if the state court has some GOP appointees that send it up to federal level? Or if the IRS/FBI claim that because it was online it was a cyber crime and under federal jurisdiction? Could he pardon them then?

3 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 1

Space Jam (1996) Toon Squad

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

No he was chilling with me at home. Not cracking a skull 16 stories up with a resulting fall. It was the sidewalk that killed the Foot

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

West Side Story

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

That’s a nice duck

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

So I’ve seen someone post that insurance companies are now using the surveillance cameras to see if they can pay less on your accident claim because there were preexisting dents and dings on your car before the accident. Or maybe you were slightly distracted and even though that driver ran the stop you are partially at fault and they don’t want to use the money you paid them to help you

1 month ago | Likes 11 Dislikes 0

Also done both. I think going west from the Rockies to Utah is pretty monotonous. There was that one pump gas station but otherwise … z z zZZZZ

1 month ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

Sounds like the system in Hollywood needs to stop protecting pedos and people who SA women

1 month ago | Likes 17 Dislikes 0

The only silver lining is them using nuclear to power some data centers. The Cons being the excessive usage of water causing regular folks to pay more and having the entire project subsidized by taxpayer dollars for billionaire corporations

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Only half, O’Leary said

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Then watch your scissors

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

It’s almost like someone created a group to find where the government was losing money and they went in and destroyed regulations on businesses and anyone investigating the billionaires that “donated” to Comrade Dumpski so that this kind of thing could keep happening

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

The tracks would also help to send someone out during high tide or low tide instead of being stationary

1 month ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

“Isn’t that just a job, man?”

1 month ago | Likes 14 Dislikes 0

When I drop something I say “yup, gravity still works”

1 month ago | Likes 8 Dislikes 0

2, 3, 4, 6, 8, 10. #MAHA

1 month ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

Was his rendition of Jimmy Cracked Corn as good? Or is that why they hate them, because they will never be as good as Bender Bending Rodriguez?

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

They are good. Inside jokes for video games and table top games.

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Is it shut the fuck up friday?

2 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Thomas Jane? You mean Frank Castle, the Punisher?

2 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Law of equivalent exchange

2 months ago | Likes 49 Dislikes 0

So weird that he hangs it haphazardly and when she scans it it’s perfectly aligned.

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