olafthrig

10853 pts ยท December 9, 2012


Take off!

1 week ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

One of my kids broke their collarbone at birth and the nurse proudly told us you could tell because squeezing it sounded like rice Krispies, in 2015. She was a nurse in her 20s.

2 weeks ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

What's your dirt doin in my hole?

3 weeks ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ahh the beer shits.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Tom Cardy!

1 month ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

2 is likely calcium carbide in water which makes acetylene gas, you then detonate with a flame. Works best with a pre-carved pumpkin where you put the pieces loosely back in and leave a hole at the back for a lighter.

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 1

Memento mori!

1 month ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

Mercury has an incredibly low vapor pressure at room temperature, 0.16 pascals versus water having about 2,300 pascals. Also Mercury has a boiling point of 356 Celsius.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

*Very few of them* get paid anything approaching career money. It's a borderline pyramid scheme but with attention.

1 month ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

If you want car insurance on them you have to sign paperwork saying you'll never let anyone ride in them.

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Muscular Beaver!

2 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

"LITTLE GIRL!"

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It was a statistician, Abraham Wald, not an engineer.

2 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 2

Also when they aren't getting enough fiber and are making boom boom in their diaper/nappy.

2 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

I got a guy on the other line about some white walls, let me get back to you.

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Not outside like this, but inside, definitely. Go to any large gathering and see the dry footprints in front of every swampy urinal, it's nasty.

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Check out loyal.com they are developing a few drugs that have show to improve life and health span for big dogs!

3 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

But then a desert hobo....

3 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Means go do whatever I don't care but get outta here. Usually said with love but sometimes hate, aka go play in the street I hope you get run over.

3 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

In Celsius.

3 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0