nemo3590

59381 pts ยท November 4, 2016


Yep, I had security training with a bunch of rednecks and like half the discourse was fantasies about shooting hypothetical burglars.

2 weeks ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

"Watch as the wily hunter deploys the tried-and-true Blep Maneuver to lure its human prey into the enclosure."

1 month ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

1 month ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

Oh fuck you lol.

2 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

This. We're in the era of the brain-rotted TikTok-addicted populace. 2 weeks is the new 2 years.

3 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

American family of 4 touring the Serengeti in Africa: "Whelp"

3 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

Oh man, I'm currently in S4 of the Sopranos and it makes me sad seeing Junior like this. I guess the show isn't about happy endings.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

Small carts are peak. I always grab one if there's any available. I'm shopping for two people, not a whole orphanage.

4 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

"Chapter 17: The Butler Confesses to the Murder Most Foul and Elaborates at Length on his Former Master's Multitudinous Indiscretions"

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 1

I have seen the movies and that line would be perfectly in place, delivered by Knuckles especially.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

Obviously there are better ways, but a single vehicular accident can send your medical bills into the stratosphere. Better to be covered.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

This. It's still fucked up but insurance really comes in clutch if you have hospital bills in the 10s or hundreds of thousands.

4 months ago | Likes 1 Dislikes 0

The Mist. I highly recommend, but this scene in particular hits like a truck. Stephen King says it improved on his original story.

4 months ago | Likes 12 Dislikes 0

This literally makes me sick to my stomach. People are fucking dying and our gov is making memes about it like it's a college sporting event

4 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

McDonalds released an ad of their CEO eating their new burger (which he referred to as "product"). He takes the teensiest bite known to man.

4 months ago | Likes 10 Dislikes 0

The only thing I took home from my grandma's house after she passed was a large trunk. It's so useful.

4 months ago | Likes 3 Dislikes 0

For a second I thought you had a loading symbol on your forehead.

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

Like the episode of Fallout where marketing has 1 big mushroom cloud over LA in the posters but acknowledge it would be several smaller ones

5 months ago | Likes 9 Dislikes 0

I don't think they're extinct actually. They just became too vulnerable to disease to be mass-produced like they used to be.

5 months ago | Likes 13 Dislikes 0

Update: I was curious enough to Google it and while I didn't find anything conclusive, it does seem likely that they were in fact a couple.

5 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

Yeah I was thinking it was more likely that they were trying to save money by posing together in their attempt to secure wives.

5 months ago | Likes 16 Dislikes 0

The villain in the Marvel movie Thunderbolts was a human-shaped void with white pinpricks for eyes. Maybe that's what you're thinking of?

5 months ago | Likes 2 Dislikes 0

#2 dem chompers

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I always upvote Columbo.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

Yeah, like okay? I'll add that to the mountain of other worries I have I guess.

5 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 0

Ok but there was fire right there why did he eat it lmao

5 months ago | Likes 7 Dislikes 0

I've tried to follow every tip, including blow out, to no avail. My nose is just determined to vacuum up as much water as possible.

5 months ago | Likes 4 Dislikes 0

It's so bizarre. I guess I assumed there'd be a baseline level of sophistication, but they come across as D- middle school students.

6 months ago | Likes 18 Dislikes 0

I like how the guy chose to cover Jason's mouth with his right hand rather than go for the arm holding the molotov.

6 months ago | Likes 6 Dislikes 0

IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'VE SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES YOU MEASURE IT FROM TH- oh you said cockpit. Yeah, shame.

6 months ago | Likes 5 Dislikes 1