59381 pts ยท November 4, 2016
Yep, I had security training with a bunch of rednecks and like half the discourse was fantasies about shooting hypothetical burglars.
"Watch as the wily hunter deploys the tried-and-true Blep Maneuver to lure its human prey into the enclosure."
Oh fuck you lol.
This. We're in the era of the brain-rotted TikTok-addicted populace. 2 weeks is the new 2 years.
American family of 4 touring the Serengeti in Africa: "Whelp"
Oh man, I'm currently in S4 of the Sopranos and it makes me sad seeing Junior like this. I guess the show isn't about happy endings.
Small carts are peak. I always grab one if there's any available. I'm shopping for two people, not a whole orphanage.
"Chapter 17: The Butler Confesses to the Murder Most Foul and Elaborates at Length on his Former Master's Multitudinous Indiscretions"
I have seen the movies and that line would be perfectly in place, delivered by Knuckles especially.
Obviously there are better ways, but a single vehicular accident can send your medical bills into the stratosphere. Better to be covered.
This. It's still fucked up but insurance really comes in clutch if you have hospital bills in the 10s or hundreds of thousands.
The Mist. I highly recommend, but this scene in particular hits like a truck. Stephen King says it improved on his original story.
This literally makes me sick to my stomach. People are fucking dying and our gov is making memes about it like it's a college sporting event
McDonalds released an ad of their CEO eating their new burger (which he referred to as "product"). He takes the teensiest bite known to man.
The only thing I took home from my grandma's house after she passed was a large trunk. It's so useful.
For a second I thought you had a loading symbol on your forehead.
Like the episode of Fallout where marketing has 1 big mushroom cloud over LA in the posters but acknowledge it would be several smaller ones
I don't think they're extinct actually. They just became too vulnerable to disease to be mass-produced like they used to be.
Update: I was curious enough to Google it and while I didn't find anything conclusive, it does seem likely that they were in fact a couple.
Yeah I was thinking it was more likely that they were trying to save money by posing together in their attempt to secure wives.
The villain in the Marvel movie Thunderbolts was a human-shaped void with white pinpricks for eyes. Maybe that's what you're thinking of?
#2 dem chompers
I always upvote Columbo.
Yeah, like okay? I'll add that to the mountain of other worries I have I guess.
Ok but there was fire right there why did he eat it lmao
I've tried to follow every tip, including blow out, to no avail. My nose is just determined to vacuum up as much water as possible.
It's so bizarre. I guess I assumed there'd be a baseline level of sophistication, but they come across as D- middle school students.
I like how the guy chose to cover Jason's mouth with his right hand rather than go for the arm holding the molotov.
IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'VE SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES YOU MEASURE IT FROM TH- oh you said cockpit. Yeah, shame.
Yep, I had security training with a bunch of rednecks and like half the discourse was fantasies about shooting hypothetical burglars.
"Watch as the wily hunter deploys the tried-and-true Blep Maneuver to lure its human prey into the enclosure."
Oh fuck you lol.
This. We're in the era of the brain-rotted TikTok-addicted populace. 2 weeks is the new 2 years.
American family of 4 touring the Serengeti in Africa: "Whelp"
Oh man, I'm currently in S4 of the Sopranos and it makes me sad seeing Junior like this. I guess the show isn't about happy endings.
Small carts are peak. I always grab one if there's any available. I'm shopping for two people, not a whole orphanage.
"Chapter 17: The Butler Confesses to the Murder Most Foul and Elaborates at Length on his Former Master's Multitudinous Indiscretions"
I have seen the movies and that line would be perfectly in place, delivered by Knuckles especially.
Obviously there are better ways, but a single vehicular accident can send your medical bills into the stratosphere. Better to be covered.
This. It's still fucked up but insurance really comes in clutch if you have hospital bills in the 10s or hundreds of thousands.
The Mist. I highly recommend, but this scene in particular hits like a truck. Stephen King says it improved on his original story.
This literally makes me sick to my stomach. People are fucking dying and our gov is making memes about it like it's a college sporting event
McDonalds released an ad of their CEO eating their new burger (which he referred to as "product"). He takes the teensiest bite known to man.
The only thing I took home from my grandma's house after she passed was a large trunk. It's so useful.
For a second I thought you had a loading symbol on your forehead.
Like the episode of Fallout where marketing has 1 big mushroom cloud over LA in the posters but acknowledge it would be several smaller ones
I don't think they're extinct actually. They just became too vulnerable to disease to be mass-produced like they used to be.
Update: I was curious enough to Google it and while I didn't find anything conclusive, it does seem likely that they were in fact a couple.
Yeah I was thinking it was more likely that they were trying to save money by posing together in their attempt to secure wives.
The villain in the Marvel movie Thunderbolts was a human-shaped void with white pinpricks for eyes. Maybe that's what you're thinking of?
#2 dem chompers
I always upvote Columbo.
Yeah, like okay? I'll add that to the mountain of other worries I have I guess.
Ok but there was fire right there why did he eat it lmao
I've tried to follow every tip, including blow out, to no avail. My nose is just determined to vacuum up as much water as possible.
It's so bizarre. I guess I assumed there'd be a baseline level of sophistication, but they come across as D- middle school students.
I like how the guy chose to cover Jason's mouth with his right hand rather than go for the arm holding the molotov.
IF I'VE SAID IT ONCE I'VE SAID IT A THOUSAND TIMES YOU MEASURE IT FROM TH- oh you said cockpit. Yeah, shame.