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Jul 11, 2026 3:17 AM
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nickelrocket
#40 HOW DOOOOO!
LateNightBunnyParty
#25 I have a daughter named Willow. I adopted a cat named Willow. Daughter Willow insisted, instead of changing the cat's name, they go by Willow and Human Willow.
jherazob
The wisest decision
ttra
#6 Greg 👍
theoxfordcomma
Greg 👍
VindictiveBathToaster
#28 I mean, Australia was used as a penal colony.
theoxfordcomma
Hah! I forgot about that
FeloniousMonk13
#11 I mean, that sure is a REALLY fuckin clean duck, though
KatLuvr54
#40 Yep! Absolutely!
theoxfordcomma
Kill da waaaabbit 😂
TheDirtySanchezBros
#36
oprahslovechild
#10 my brother thought he could cuddle with him in the top bunk and somehow he climbed onto the curling fan. My Mother walked in at some point and said, “wow, its warm in here” and flipped the switch…
SuchACatastrophe
#10 murdered by his sister that he'd impregnated, and she went on to eat her babies too. We learned a lot about the circle of life with that hamster...
theoxfordcomma
Omg ☹️
McBzz
#32 “nah, you can totally get them made someplace else and have them shipped here for like … almost nothing”
theoxfordcomma
Exactly
Voojagig
#23 By all actual accounts angels are not cute and cuddly and would probably leave 3rd degree burns on your ass.
MCTMCT
Sounds like the toilet paper I use.
spidermenz
https://media2.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPWE1NzM3M2U1bW81MWFsMzN0bzh5djd4NXJoZWE4ZWkxMHRha2pwbTdvNDZkY3YxMCZlcD12MV9naWZzX3NlYXJjaCZjdD1n/hVaSEpmYOKzfdclQny/200w.webp
meheezen
The ones described by Solomon would do much worse
BigBlueWonder
“Actual accounts”
Voojagig
I agree with your sentiment but I'm counting mythology as being accurate about its own narrative even if it's not true.
BigBlueWonder
Okay. I want to bet that there are at least 100x more mythologies with a cute and cuddly description of angels than mythologies that describe them as scary creatures. And they are all accurate about their own narratives.
VosperOfAntarctica
Go on...
theoxfordcomma
Biblically accurate toilet paper
Kbantar
I think the weird shit is only in Revelation, not any of the other myths.
SOLARvsFACISM
The book written by the guy high on bread molt who saw an albino peacock.
MosquitoHawker
Ezekiel. Genesis. Kings I (I think.) Angels are weird everywhere.
Unless you want God himself, and it seems to be his ass (see Genesis and Moses) burning bush (also Genesis or maybe Exodus. Hazy memory), burning bush (why we live RHM around here), and the whirlwind of Job, a personal favorite
MosquitoHawker
Well if you always have to say “fear not” then there’s probably a reason for fearing
KaptainObveeus
#42 udhar?
LateNightBunnyParty
#32 Go back in time far enough and that was actually the spelling/pronunciation of "bird," though. They're historically accurate! https://knowanimals.com/what-is-the-old-word-for-bird/
theoxfordcomma
Go figure hah
Lavibot
#10 mine escaped, then the next evening my sister saw a cat across the road chasing something and as she got closer saw it was our hamster, saved it, but it died soon after
theoxfordcomma
Wow, quite an adventurous little thing
beepsboopssneepssnoops
#20 My mother in law does this when she sends a check for my kids birthday, and it will say "gift" or "birthday" in the memo with the quotes around it. Lady, the Bank gonna think you sending drug money.
theoxfordcomma
Hahah
StrandedonEarth
#1 The best way to fix a malfunctioning machine on the job is to call someone over to fix it. The machine will miraculously fix itself the instant before they get there.
theoxfordcomma
Every time
discorage
#9 this happened the most
TI99Kitty
I mean, it sounds exactly like the kind of thing I'd say if I REALLY needed to use the sleep.
discorage
This joke format has been used many times. The first time I saw it, I was doubtful. Each subsequent time I saw it, I didn't believe it at all.
dogenthusiastnz
Excellent dump today
theoxfordcomma
Thank you! Glad you enjoyed it 😄
PunnyTiger
#32 I just spent a couple minutes saing "Brid," then giggling then saing "Brid" again and repeat.
Brid.
theoxfordcomma
Hah nice
LateNightBunnyParty
It used to just be a word for a young bird. Most likely where the word "brood" comes from too. https://knowanimals.com/what-is-the-old-word-for-bird/
locksmith9
Sleep well! I brid you adieu - goodbye *mwah* and goodnight. BANG!
GoobleGobbleGoobleGobble
#10. Escaped. Somehow got onto bathroom sink. Feel into trash can. Got tangled in floss. Managed to jump out of trashcan. Hung himself. Dangling body found next morning.
janirbasa
😳
NappaTheFriendlyGhost
Knew the cat existed. Knew the cat was fascinated with, and likely stalking him, escaped cage, hid until childhood me walked into the room, ran up to cat and bit it on the tail, cat crushed his skull between her teeth.
theoxfordcomma
Wow, that's Advanced stupid
battery1979
Old age weirdly enough.
theoxfordcomma
Ugh that's horrific
locksmith9
The laugh I loafed!
Unindoctrinated
#13 - This was suggested to me as a stress reducer when I was a bus driver forty years ago. It helps.
theoxfordcomma
I bet!
TheHolyFatman
#7 this actually happened in NY. Someone pulled into a driveway with the intent of turning around and the paranoid fuck unloaded his shotgun, killing both people, college students who just...wanted to turn around.
theoxfordcomma
Good grief ☹️☹️☹️
MuffinProof
#1
IMustGrowUpReally
#32 Where's the dude who always says 'I really love bribs'?
LateNightBunnyParty
https://knowanimals.com/what-is-the-old-word-for-bird/
Lavibot
Lol, that is actually a girls name here in Ireland.
oozabooza
#32 I always updoot brids
evilbillybob
*briddis
SOLARvsFACISM
#21 My boss just went to work at a hotel near an airport that serves breakfast from 5Am to 11Am because they have a contract with the airport to house pilots, who mostly need to be at the airport for 7Am flights. The contract includes breakfast. They decided to change breakfast to 7Am-9Am and are getting sued.
theoxfordcomma
Good! Pilots need food. If you're hungry, so are they, etc etc 😂
notreallyaclevername
#28 so the deer were shipping their convicts to Australia before the British did it
theoxfordcomma
Exactly
HawkmanXLII
#42 udhar? I googled it and it makes sense, but is an English speaker supposed to know that word?
falconchris
So it is a machine translation that just gave up on udhar?
(Hindi for Credit apparently)
locksmith9
This is why our language arts teachers stressed the importance of using context clues to figure out unfamiliar words.
Koetjeboe
The context was enough to understand, but in it's own I wouldn't have known.
theoxfordcomma
Wow I completely skimmed over that word... like multiple time 😂
Willowofwisp
Apparently it is also the name of a money transfer app similar to cashapp or venmo
HawkmanXLII
Ah, that makes more sense.
brazzy42
An *Indian* English speaker, probably yes.
SHDTGQOTW
So someone whos second language is english?
brazzy42
Second or first does not really matter. My point that it's plausible for the post to be made by an Indian speaking English in a context where they expect to be speaking mainly to other Indians.
boobsalot
What is the meaning of Udhar in English? - Quora
Aug 9, 2021 ... “UDHAAR” means to lend or to owe/borrow or loan/debt or to be indebted. Udhar Lena - to borrow ( frnd/bank) .
BigBlueWonder
#38 The whole concept of having TVs in waiting rooms is baffling to me. I have only encountered them in North America and I am happy that this trend has not yet seeped into my country.
Tardis1217
It's because a startling amount of our population has no idea how to pass the time indoors without staring at a picture box.
And the trend of TVs in waiting rooms predates the smart phone, of course.
Myself, I think waiting rooms are a fabulous place to catch up on reading.
smoresnapps
if I'm the only one in the waiting room i turn them off. it's just extra noise
Unindoctrinated
In my GP's waiting room there's a TV that only shows ads.
RevRagnarok
I'd actually prefer that over daytime TV.
BigBlueWonder
That’s dystopian.
beemarr
#40 I can hear this picture.
0RocketCat0
Was at an outdoor concert by the local orchestra, and the conductor proudly declared that it was loony tunes that got him. Then, i found out while reading up on carl stalling(looney tunes' music man for the first 25 years) that he was the real cause of the disney/warner bros riff. He was discovered by walt disney playing the accompaniment to silent films at a theater in kansas city. Disney had such big plans, but after the first couple "silly symphony" cartoons came out, he was poached by wb.
StrandedonEarth
Same. In fact, I still hear it
theoxfordcomma
😄
wanderer2575
The lyrics have been stuck in my head for decades, while I still can't find my car keys in the morning.
LostChats
The lyrics of Barber of Saville are not in this cartoon. iirc
wanderer2575
I meant the lyrics to Rabbit of Seville:
How doooo! Welcome to my shop, let me cut your mop, let me shave your crop, daintily, daintily!
Hey you! Don't look so perplexed, why must you be vexed, can't you see you're next? Yes, you're next, you're so next!
etc.
LostChats
Thank you! That was awesome : )