837 pts · November 3, 2020
“This is Rod Stewart” has me cracking up
No amount of money will make him live forever. An inescapable truth that we all face that drags him back down to the mortal plane. Haha. Bitch.
I’m the only one getting simple jack vibes from this? Sigh … *
I used to think this. The notion of young republicans scares me but since then I have seen the video of the Mormon college students saying they’d rather murder puppies than drink alcohol. We’re done.
Vernacular like this is exactly why I will never be successful in business. I firmly believe that flowery language like this stems from a place of deceit and dishonesty and it is poison to my ears. Yuck. If you do this, please stop this convoluted nonsense. Seriously it starts one person at a time.
No, you’d just have to cook it more. They will complain the steak is TOO well done so you’ll have to get out another one.
I guarantee you not one of those Golden Corral employees care about or are paying attention to your personal items, even if it is something strange like a poo sock
This is so under appreciated
I see on his podcast his wife talks about her ozempic and they view it positively I would bet he did a lil as well
You are so wise
My friend had a second story balcony door with no balcony in his Colorado cabin for when it snowed. The second story became the first and the first becomes the basement
Isn’t that like the equivalent of one dollar to him?
I haven’t seen the horse fucker in a while was that one of them that got the axe?
Any time someone is hitting me up for money at a place I NEED to go (grocery store/gas station) I am extremely resentful anyways. If the place is actually sanctioning the begging?! Fuck you publix.
Damn one of the last episodes of Saturday night live Colin jost made like three jokes pressuring Lorne to retire so he can take over his position
Get this man to the after
Any time you do this and think “wELl ThAtS wHaT tHe TiP iS for” you are very very wrong. I would have paid YOU that much to not be here asking for shit one minute before closing. Use your deductive reasoning skills. Read the room. It’s not hard
He actually told one of them they were lucky it was him that took her virginity at fourteen and not some pimply faced fourteen year old… as alleged by one of his victims
I believe firmly there should be a separate airline for children under twelve. It would make it so much nicer for everyone else, and I think it would make the parents seriously reconsider if they really need to take their newborn on an airplane to go somewhere
It caught me off guard but only because it’s black patch made me think that there was a tiny man in a suit accosting him, probably not what evolution had in mind
Where are these freaky people and why aren’t I between them
I think this is the reason I’m proudest for not having children. Most of them are selfish I don’t want to change my body/life reasons but THAT reason makes my very existence a rebellious act
This is why
I have had to ask for help twice while changing my clothes on mushrooms, one was a very complicated Halloween costume but the other was just regular clothes. It’s like the memory of what has been partitioned by the folds ceases when covered. Boggles my mind
Gogurt is not good. Your hands warm it up. Never in my life have I wanted warm yogurt and a spoon really isn’t that much work
Uh oh looks like a woman in politics though, if there was a period or an exclamation point after the wrong word it could mean she’s shrill or hysterical!!! Better keep it flat and bland with zero emotion so we don’t spook the men
I wish we were more creative in our bloody knuckles phase
They will never admit to being so shallow they were only interested in banging and the song and dance beforehand is only in hopes of said banging
I used to do something like this when I lived in my car, I called it “mega bed”
“This is Rod Stewart” has me cracking up
No amount of money will make him live forever. An inescapable truth that we all face that drags him back down to the mortal plane. Haha. Bitch.
I’m the only one getting simple jack vibes from this? Sigh … *
I used to think this. The notion of young republicans scares me but since then I have seen the video of the Mormon college students saying they’d rather murder puppies than drink alcohol. We’re done.
Vernacular like this is exactly why I will never be successful in business. I firmly believe that flowery language like this stems from a place of deceit and dishonesty and it is poison to my ears. Yuck. If you do this, please stop this convoluted nonsense. Seriously it starts one person at a time.
No, you’d just have to cook it more. They will complain the steak is TOO well done so you’ll have to get out another one.
I guarantee you not one of those Golden Corral employees care about or are paying attention to your personal items, even if it is something strange like a poo sock
This is so under appreciated
I see on his podcast his wife talks about her ozempic and they view it positively I would bet he did a lil as well
You are so wise
My friend had a second story balcony door with no balcony in his Colorado cabin for when it snowed. The second story became the first and the first becomes the basement
Isn’t that like the equivalent of one dollar to him?
I haven’t seen the horse fucker in a while was that one of them that got the axe?
Any time someone is hitting me up for money at a place I NEED to go (grocery store/gas station) I am extremely resentful anyways. If the place is actually sanctioning the begging?! Fuck you publix.
Damn one of the last episodes of Saturday night live Colin jost made like three jokes pressuring Lorne to retire so he can take over his position
Get this man to the after
Any time you do this and think “wELl ThAtS wHaT tHe TiP iS for” you are very very wrong. I would have paid YOU that much to not be here asking for shit one minute before closing. Use your deductive reasoning skills. Read the room. It’s not hard
He actually told one of them they were lucky it was him that took her virginity at fourteen and not some pimply faced fourteen year old… as alleged by one of his victims
I believe firmly there should be a separate airline for children under twelve. It would make it so much nicer for everyone else, and I think it would make the parents seriously reconsider if they really need to take their newborn on an airplane to go somewhere
It caught me off guard but only because it’s black patch made me think that there was a tiny man in a suit accosting him, probably not what evolution had in mind
Where are these freaky people and why aren’t I between them
I think this is the reason I’m proudest for not having children. Most of them are selfish I don’t want to change my body/life reasons but THAT reason makes my very existence a rebellious act
This is why
I have had to ask for help twice while changing my clothes on mushrooms, one was a very complicated Halloween costume but the other was just regular clothes. It’s like the memory of what has been partitioned by the folds ceases when covered. Boggles my mind
Gogurt is not good. Your hands warm it up. Never in my life have I wanted warm yogurt and a spoon really isn’t that much work
Uh oh looks like a woman in politics though, if there was a period or an exclamation point after the wrong word it could mean she’s shrill or hysterical!!! Better keep it flat and bland with zero emotion so we don’t spook the men
I wish we were more creative in our bloody knuckles phase
They will never admit to being so shallow they were only interested in banging and the song and dance beforehand is only in hopes of said banging
I used to do something like this when I lived in my car, I called it “mega bed”